Who Takes A Shit?

[Old Master 3.0]

Wow.....so many diverse topics in The Bronze. You would think that we've pretty much covered all topics of discussion with these threads.

Well, you'd be dead wrong, wouldn't ya? Dead wrong.

All this talk suddenly gets me to wonderin'......how many BB members take a shit? I don't know about you guys....but I take a shit daily. At least three times a day, sometimes. And I've discovered over the years that there are so many different WAYS to take that relieving, relaxing dump. How about you?

Do you guys ever notice sometimes when you sit up on that toilet and you shyte.....and all that water splashes up on your ass? Doesn't that make you angry when that happens?

And how about when you're sitting there and the shyte comes halfway out of your ass then goes back in? I friggin' hate that!

Or how about when you're sitting there and you're straining for a REALLY long time, and after all that effort, one little tiny pebble shyte comes out? Ahhggg...man I hate that!

Or how about afterwards....after you're finished taking your dump...and you flush the toilet...and a chunk of shyte comes back. Now...WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT CHUNK WANT??!!

Man...I hate that......




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[BuffyElevated]

I hear ya, OM.... There's nothing more irritating, too, than The One That Won't Go Down.

 

[Flannen]

I hear ya, OM.... There's nothing more irritating, too, than The One That Won't Go Down.

Just like there's nothing weirder than The One That Isn't There. Y'know the ones I mean? You go to flush and it's already gone; like it was never there. And maybe it wasn't... Trips me out every time.

 

[Willow My Love]

how many BB members take a shit?

I prefer not to take anyone's shit.

 

[Seeing Red]

I don't. It is really just a conspiracy create by the government to help home retail stores make money by selling toliets so when people vist your house they think you are normal. Or at least semi normal. True story.

 

[PrincessBuffy16]

Come on.. I don't do that. I'm a girl.

 

[BuffyElevated]

Just like there's nothing weirder than The One That Isn't There. Y'know the ones I mean? You go to flush and it's already gone; like it was never there. And maybe it wasn't... Trips me out every time.

For real!! Especially when you get splashed so you know something hit the water but then you look and there's nothing there. It's like something out of "The X Files"!!

 

[Chosen Enemy]

Come on.. I don't do that. I'm a girl.

Men like to pretend that girls don't do that. It's a human function of the body, of course we do that too! 😛

 

[Black Eye Guy]

Totally Agree!

I find I'm doing it more and more recently, maybe it's like a summer thing??
Anyone else find that during summer?

 

[NY State of Mind]

Well if you don't take atleast one daily....I suggest you get yourself checked out cause your likely not healthy.

 

[VisionGirl]

Oh

My

God.

I am seriously too old for this discussion. Carry on! 😀

 

[Buffy Summers]

Totally Agree!

I find I'm doing it more and more recently, maybe it's like a summer thing??
Anyone else find that during summer?

It's the additional fresh fruits and vegetables. Especially corn.

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

Well if you don't take atleast one daily....I suggest you get yourself checked out cause your likely not healthy.

Really? Because I don't go super often, but I took tests like 2 years ago and I was still quite healthy.

Also, I hate the one who won't come out. You push, and push, but it's stuck. I once had one stuck and got up to walk around, but ended up getting dizzy from walking in circles, so I had to sit back down. They're always small, but they take the longest.

 

[Big Damn Hero]

Not only do I take a shit, I also wipe up other people's shit and occasionally have it thrown at me in my line of work. Or smeared all over the wall like a painting. Or have to wrestle it out of the hands of a person that's trying to eat it (and will have poo-breath for the next three days).

Working with children with disabilities is awesome, but does have it's downfalls 😛

 

[WileyDairyGnome]

What is this "shit" you guys speak of? 😕

 

[BuffangelLovE]

Do you guys ever notice sometimes when you sit up on that toilet and you shyte.....and all that water splashes up on your ass? Doesn't that make you angry when that happens?

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Um..."nice" topic... lmao 😛 😛 😛

my 2 cents: putting some toilet paper into the toilet before you 'shyte' helps with the problem you've mentioned above 😉 😀

 

[The Chosen]

I do!

In fact, I'm taking one right now!

 

[Old Master 3.0]

Right. I think my work here is done. 😉😛

I really can't believe that people actually thought this was a serious thread. LOL. I posted this thread to make a point....which was CLEARLY lost on everyone. 😛😛😛