Who'd win?

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in a fight between cavemen and astronauts?

i still dont have an opinion on this. and im so bored i thought i'd ask you guys 😀 and please give an explanation 😛
 
wasn't the question answered in the show, by Fred?
"I guess the cavemen win,"
Fred, 'A hole in the World'

don't remember the exact quote, and i don't have time to look it up, but i think i got the basics.
 
pfft. that's nothing....they'd flash some shiny stuff in the caveman's face, throw it off a cliff and there he'd go, over the cliff. and you're done
 
Astronauts, hands down. I'm siding with akasha.....they'd flash something shiny and that would be the end of that.
 
Well, if the astronauts had to wear their suits, that restricts mobility, just a little. And if the cavemen had those nifty sorta compound spear-chucking contraptions they'd use against the mammoths, I dunno...
 
cavemen can create fire. its not part of astronauts traing so i doubt many of them can.
 
Depends when/where it would take place? Modern day or back in cavemen's time? Gotta think about the home team advantage and all that.
 
pfft. that's nothing....they'd flash some shiny stuff in the caveman's face, throw it off a cliff and there he'd go, over the cliff. and you're done

Meh, the caveman would whistle for his dino pet. It would come running and eat the astronaut.:hanli:

Caveman would win easily.
 
Well, if the astronauts had to wear their suits, that restricts mobility, just a little. And if the cavemen had those nifty sorta compound spear-chucking contraptions they'd use against the mammoths, I dunno...


i dont think that would count cuz they arent supposed to have weapons
 
Hmm, no weapons, huh. And is this in some neutral zone? Like a Roman Colosseum or something?

I guess the classic cartoon caveman has a club...

Maybe the cavemen would bow down and worship the astronauts. Like those tribes in the South Pacific that worship downed airplanes, build shrines...
 
Unless the austronouts had some super weapons I don't see how they could win? I'd probably cheer on the austronouts but the cavemen would definitely win.
 
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