Worst film

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Ok people i want to know what are the worst films you've ever seen?
For me it had to be The Exorsist, Blair witch project 1 + 2 and Red Dragon.
 
You don't like Horror do you?

For me, ... euhm, I've seen a lot of movies, but it's really hard ro remember the bad movies!

"Robocop"-series: Seen the first 30 min of one of them, blegh!
"Ernest"-series: Americans should not try to be funny, they usually end up being annoying and this is a perfect example!
 
O ... ok! *Me feels kinda embarresed!*

Here is one more:

"Jingle all the Way": Basically everything that has Arnold Schwarzeneger in it repels me, though I like him as Victor Fries, but then again his role was to be stiff and without emotions, something he has a natural gift for, if you seen Jingle all the Way, remember him standig on one of those cars, waving and smiling ... well not smiling, just moving the corners of his mouth up! ... Jeez, is he crap or what? But I'll shhs up for now!
 
I'd like to say any movie with Jennifer Lopez, but one or two of her movies weren't so bad... Anyway, I can't really think of anything so I'm going to go with:

Jack Frost (the horror movie)
Premonition (just a waste of money)

And believe me, I'm going to think of a whole lot more later on.
 
Eyes Wide Shut...just a dressed up, star-packed, soft porno.

Lazy "romantic" comedies without plots, ie pretty much anything with Freddie Prinze Jr in it (I'd recommend he let SMG be the movie star and that he go back to being a chef), Random Hearts, America's Sweethearts, and Serendipidy (the last two being my crush's John Cusack flicks...I think he just does them in order to finance good movies like High Fidelity).

Pearl Harbor...ZZZZzzzzzzz.....Oh wow, cool battle scene.....ZZZZzz, snore.

I am sure there is sooo many more, but these are the ones that come quickly to mind!
 
Ow allmost forgot, allmost every warmovie s*cks, even if it has Josh Hartnett in it!
 
Dungeons and Dragons
Eyes wide shut
Memento (sorry I don't like it when parts are repeating)
all the movies with Jean-Claude van Damme in it
Save the last dance
 
Jean-Claude van Damme is also a very lame actor. And how could I have forgotten Dungeons and Dragons, it was probably one of the worse. So you have taste one would say, however ......

Memento was one of the best films I've ever seen in my entire life, it may have even been THE best. How could you not like it? It has a sublime plot, it was very ingenius! I mean, who thinks of a story with the climax in the middle? The acting was very good, especially the lead actor. Repeatment is a very strong weapon for writers, if I might call in Buffy, remember "the Gift" the scene before the main-credits, the previously-on-Buffy-the-Vampire-Slayer, didn't it give you goosebumbs all over? yes it did, Repeatment is very usefull, and was well applied in Memento. And I doubt wether you understood the story, because of the friends I watched it with, the smartest three, who understood the plot, liked it, the others didn't. So did you understand the plot?

For everbody else, this is a MUST-SEE movie, for everbody who likes quality movies and understands a little more complicated plot!

"~Miss Angel~ this is nothing personal!"
 
Little shop of horrors is the worst film for me.....snore.
Oh and Hook...actually feel asleep in the cinema while watching that one!
Some of the Van-Damme films are OK...depends on the director and if you can ignore the crappy acting. The one directed by John Woo was alright for a couple hours entertainment for example (I forgot the name of the film, so it can't have been that good 😛)
 
The never ending story 3 (completely dire)
Jingle all the way
City of Angels
Monsters Inc (sorry I just don't like children that much)
Super Mario
 
Okay I'm going to change my opinion on Schwarzeneger, because yesterday I saw "End of Days" and it wasn't half bad, though he still wasn't the best actor I've ever seen, he played mediocre and that's a whole improvement for him!
 
Independance Day
Armageddon
and all that BS when Hollywood is glorifying the US (and all their institutions and agencies) saving the world.
They can't even save their own country and history has shown, that, although they like to appear as the big saviour, it took other nations to actually do it.
Jaws (all parts)
Anaconda
...and all other films that demonise animals, fish etc and make sure extinction speeds up.
 
Spice world the movie
pearl har-bore
dungeons and dragons
very good from angelique there independance day was ridiculous, anyone remember the bit where the rest of the world were sitting around just waiting for america to solve the problem, jeez, and when they do u see us brits in the desert wearing our clothes from the 1800's saying 'Well done the americans".
but Jaws come on angel that is brill. there are so many dudds out there but not ernest he used to crack me up when i was a kid, sure id prob hate it now but its not aimed at me.
 
Originally posted by Angelique
Jaws (all parts)
Anaconda
...and all other films that demonise animals, fish etc and make sure extinction speeds up. [/B]

Jaws! 😱 Jaws! 😱

Jaws is one the best films ever....ok the sequels suck beyond belief, especially the last two, but the original is fantastic!
I could go on, citing how some of the shots were unique (and have been copied ad naseum), how the story is split into two parts (2 for the price of 1!), how special the special effects were (it was made in the 70's), but I won't bore you all to death like that 🙂

*is gobsmacked with shock and cannot speak for another 2 days...which may be something of a good thing*
 
Whoa! Thought I had entered a thread about worst films, not an anti-American rant. I agree that big-budgeted, Hollywood films tend to be skewed. However, lets remember that Hollywood movies are being made for the masses in America and need to be accessible to make money (or so the belief goes). I would also assume that the same belief is held in other countries, ie a film made in England would have a hero who is British. Bottom line though, bad films are bad films, no matter who the hero is.

ANGELIQUE: I would advise that perhaps you leave the cinema, re-visit a bookstore, and read up on your history. Every country, your's included, has instances of human right violations, bad foreign policy decisions, and general stupidity. Overall though, the US has done a pretty GREAT job at "saving" their country...we've taken a few blows recently, but we are still the home of the free. Also, we do not think we are "saviors" but we will honor our commitments, particulary in the fight for democracy and in support of our allies.
 
Angelique was a little OTT on the anti america stuff, but to make amovie where the world is attacked and then saved on July 4, thats over doing it dont you think?. When was the last film made by a UK company that did something like that? And yes we do make films over here. Of course there are some brilliant films coming out of hollow-wood just a case of sifting through trawls of crap to get to um.

Double Post (next time use the edit button!):

oh forgot to put that i cant stand that phrase 'the land of the free' free of what exactly?
 
Cruel Intensions 2 was pretty good, but 1 was better and if you saw 1 first you probably would be dissapointed with it, but if you saw 'em backwards you'd love 'em both!

On the America-topic: Sorry but i can't let this great opportunity pass to display my anti-American vision. Sorry SHLBLYN and other Americans, it's not personal. But in your movies you always show off your patriosm, while to be honest I know for sure you're not that great, around 50% of the Americans voted Bush for president, taking that in account, you must be the dumbest people in the world! British people are way cooler, a little more down to earth.
 
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