worst possible sentences you can ever ear..

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till 2years ago i thought the worst sentence ever to be told was " i like you..but only as a friend"..oh yes..ythat mytical sentence that almost everyone has eared or at least by some friend hystory..but this year i found out that 4words can make a guy (or also a girl i don't know about that) tottaly insecure about his hole world...
"we.. need.. to.. talk.." and bam! there's the look on the face..
of corse there's also the mytical "it's not your fault...it's mine.."..but what else have ou eard about that make you make a "HUN???" look?
 
No said:
"It's not you, It's me"
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LOL!! Classic crap...yeah, always being the dumped I have heard some pretty sad things!

How 'bout this one: "You are almost exactly everything I was looking for." Yeah...okay buddy...
 
"We can still be friends." , "Maybe we should take a break.", "I met somebody else." OR what about this one, "I'm gay."
Not all those have been used on me, but I heard them used on others before! lol
 
"remember that night i gave a ride to your best friend?.."..wow...anything started by this must be something very bad,, ::dead::
 
How about this one: "I want to go find myself."

I never could figure just what the @#%*!!! that meant! Ya wanna find yourself? Take your friggin' pants down and take a LOOK. Aha! THERE you are!
 
OLD MASTER 2.0 said:
How about this one: "I want to go find myself."

I never could figure just what the @#%*!!! that meant! Ya wanna find yourself? Take your friggin' pants down and take a LOOK. Aha! THERE you are!
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LMFAO!!!!! I'm with ya, I've always wondered about that one too.
 
My friend was recently dumped by her boyfriend of 3 years and here's what he said to her:

"I think you fancy me more than I fancy you!"

I mean... What!? Surely after 3 years it's not just about fancying each other... love should have come in by then!
 
'Ann would you please sit down..There's something I have to tell you about..' Anything that starts like that freaks me out immediately
 
"Sarah we really have to talk about this"---Classic form the parents
"It not you it's me"
"I dont think im ready for a relationship with you"
"Ill call you(yea right)"
"Your Fired!"
 
"We need to talk"

Translation: I need to complain.

"It's the thought behind it that matters"

Translation: YOUR GIFT BLOWS.
 
"Lou, I just got a phone call." a.k.a 'I just found out something very bad has happened.'

and

"Don't you think Lou is a b***h cos her Nan's ill."
 
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