worst possible sentences you can ever ear..

Magui's Mom said:
''Mom,I'm dating a guy that I met three days ago''
there's worse.. i once eard : "i was making out with a guy i met 1hour ago, and don't even know his name.."..ok i didnt eard it that way..but that were the facts.. :s
 
Oh,Oh...I have one. How about this one: "I love you, but i'm not in love with you"......or "you're just too close of a friend".....or "It's just too weird, that would be like kissing my sister"...I guess that was more than one...lol
 
PrettyasaPictur said:
"It's just too weird, that would be like kissing my sister"...I guess that was more than one...lol

LOL! At least they didn't say it would be like kissing their mother! I think that would be so much worse! 🙂
 
'well....that's...intresting.'
'I urinated in the Friends water fountain'
'Your parents are dead...Haha just joking.'
'we want you to do the part...nude.'

these are just mine... not sure if thats what you wanted.
 
"your not serious are you?..i mean is there a way we can ignore this conversasion like it never existed?" ::huh::
 
* Do you know how fast you were going back there?

* All rise. Court is now in session.

* I was cleaning up in your room today and... (some time ago, but I still remember)

* I just got some results back from the clinic and... (More recently)

* How many fingers do you see? (Shortly after)
 
"Today is the last episode of (insert name of one of my favourite shows here) ever."

"I just got a phonecall..." something like that was it my mother said a few years ago about my aunt who had cancer...I'll never forget that day!

"I have something to tell you..." NEVER ends good!

"No, we don't have s6 of Buffy in right now. We won't have it back for at least three weeks" -the answer I got in the store that sells the Buffy dvds the cheapest...

"Can you empty the dishwasher?" -words of horror!

"Can i borrow some money?"-I can never say no, and I hardly ever get it back....

"Here's a letter for you!" my grandmothers words...Last time it was from the school I was hoping to get into...And yay, I got in, but it was still scary!

"Your uncle is coming to visit!" -My uncle is very weird, and very paranoid! And he smells...and it's just so uncomofrtable with him around. He gets mad so easily that you don't know what to do or say around him...And when he's left you feel guilty cos you're happy he did, and you feel sorry for him cos he's sick and all...

Ok...I think that's enough! lol
 
OMG! LMAO! You all got some freggin' FUNNY lines!

AshSan...there are no words...lol...

Magui, don't listen. We both know that Spangel HAS happened...just close your eyes and click your heels together three times and repeat after me..."There's nothing hotter than Spangel...there's nothing hotter than Spangel..."

Well, never been dumped...which surprises me to this very day...but I have heard the friend thing when I was all hot for my brothers friend that was 4 years older than me...that broke my heart...for like three seconds...

What...I have no attention span...
 
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