Worst things in the world

[Skanky Vamp]

Fruit cake. With vanilla frosting.

(wifey eats it that way).

**(opens window and hurls up a lung)**

Is it creme fraiche or just plain vanilla? Is it layered cake or just oozed over the top. Martha Stewart has a wonderful recipe for a frosted fruitcake with meringue mushrooms. I have heard about a mexican fruitcake with cream cheese but as of yet to try it.

 

[zobothehobo]

mayfever agrees: oooh I thought that was a German concept lol! I didn't even know there was a translation of that phrase!!

haha yes there is a translation. And I have AWFUL secondhand embarrassment. Like it's TERRIBLE. It's weird though because I never get embarrassed when things happen to me... but watching others do embarrassing things is terrible. it's worst on TV shows especially when I like the character.

 

[Ianigsy]

That feeling of being vaguely unsettled by something you can't quite put your finger on, so you can't address it or do anything about it.

 

[Elfangor]

Waking up and stepping in cat throw up.

 

[xaphania]

Working in retail.

Working in retail and having to deal with horrible customers all day long, and the stupid demands of Head Office who wouldn't know how to work in an actual shop environment if they tried.

Working in retail and having to listen to the same CD of crappy songs day in, day out, until you know the lyrics to every single one and sing them even when not at work.

Not having enough money to be able to quit working in retail in order to concentrate on the career I actually want to do.

 

[PrincessBuffy16]

When you have to explain to Rihanna she's not the only girl in the world, and then spell her out her name, because she forgot it.

Akward moment when your grandma really thinks Justin Bieber is a girl.

Akward moment when your parents see you with your boyfriend when you told them you didn't have one.

 

[This Year's Girl]

When you're with MC Hammer and he doesn't let you touch anything