Eww...that is a tough one...I'm gonna go with small ego, there is always hope for strengthening it to a decent level...a big ego usually ends up equallying @sshole...
Guess what?! My roomate totally found a book of "Would you rather...?" questions! Isn't that fantastic, I didn't know such a thing even existed! lol
Anyway, some of the are really funny and super silly...here is one: Would you rather have a digitally blurred face like criminals on TV OR have your range of bodily movement reduced to that of a GI Joe action figure?