Would You Rather Be In A Zoo Or Circus?

Would you rather be kept in a zoo or be made to perform in a circus?

  • Zoo

    Votes: 3 25.0%

  • Circus

    Votes: 9 75.0%
  • Total voters
    12
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This is some Seinfeld inspired silliness that had me pondering for a few minutes. Imagine you were abducted by aliens who thought of you as merely a curiosity. They take you back to their home planet to display to all the other aliens. Would you rather be kept in a zoo or made to perform in a circus?

Personally, unlike George Costanza, I think I'd rather perform in a circus. Being kept in a zoo would be soooo boring, just an enclosure with regulated feeding times. At least being in a circus and made to perform you'd learn some new skills and always keep busy. Who knows, circus skills may help you escape one day.
 
I'd pick circus as well. I mean, at least then, you'd have the ability to move around and try new things ... instead of, day after day after day, being kept in a cage having people gawk at you all day long. Nah, I'd rather be a circus freak.
 
Definetly in a circus. I can't possibly just sit in a zoo and do nothing but have people stare at me all day. That would be sooo boring. I also agree with Tucker's Cousin. The circus might have me pick up some skills so I can get the hell outta there.
 
I say Circus! lol that way you learn new things... and instead of people going mhmmm ok yeah at the zoo... the circus you get aplause and AHHH wow... lol thats my wanting to be prased side comming out sorry...
 
I have to say the Circus. The Zoo reminds me too much of that Zebra song about what the animals in the Zoo think of us. In the circus, at least you'd get to travel and meet people....and you'd have something to do every day.
 
I definitely said zoo. You don't have to do anything if you're in the zoo.

I went to the zoo last summer with my class, and it was funny, because the zoo workers said that the penguins are so lazy that they gave to be directly fed. They won't go into the water to get the fish, because they know they don't have to.

So, in essence, the zoo is 100 times better!
 
Zoo. I don't wanna be forced to do weird unnatural things like what animals are forced to do in circuses. Besides...living in a zoo is like heaven for lazy people. You get a home where people bring you your food and clean up after you. You come out for a few hours each day to do absolutely nothing while everyone is like wow look at that! Can you tell I'm lazy?
 
zoo... i agree with what Billie Hunter and SpikedBuffy said... you are treated great there... the only bad thing would be being in a cage.. but they keep you in a cage in the circus to....
 
Well with a circus at least you would get to travel but i'm going to go with a zoo. Purely because I have a bad clown phobia.
 
I'd pick the circus, because of the variety. Also, in a zoo, you just sit there and get stared at all day. In a circus, I'd only have aliens gawking at me during the show, 😉
 
zoo. doing absolutely nothing and being taken care of sounds great right now. I need a nap. also with faith on the fear of the clowns. yikes! but mostly this just comes down to laziness.
 
I chose Circus. I am just a natural performer. I think if I was stuck in a zoo, I would be seriously bored. I mean what would you do all day?

Pace your cage! I don't think so!!!

No give me tightrope walking or something similar. That would be cool.
 
Yup yup circus here too... I'm a natural clown... in the first place... I can juggle and I'm learning spinning poi and other circus stuff...
plus cages = hell.... so yeah no way I'm getting into a cage... i quite dislike Zoo since that one I saw in Niger... cages of 1 meter wide for lions and tigers.... just nonsense... poor things
 
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