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I was researching some stuff about Sarah and came across this website:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Sarah_Michelle_Gellar

Is this satire? Or are they for real? Cause this part really made me angry:

Gellar won a Daytime Enema Award for her work on All My Children (and Lucci's additional enmity), which, she hoped would help her win the starring role in a "really stupid show," Buffy the Vampire Slayer, which called for an actress who knew how to play dirty politics, was believable as a slut and a bitch, had minimal talent, carried on feuds with fellow actors, and could perform karate. Gellar, who earned a brown belt in karate as a child prodigy, believed herself perfect for the part. However, to her dismay, she had to audition "about a hundred times" and get naked with the show's creator, Joss Whedon. Her desperation perseverance paid off, and she won the part over the following actresses, with whom she also maintains feuds:
Julie Benz
Mercedes McNab
Charisma Carpenter.
Her reputation as an actress improved slightly as a result of her playing Buffy Summers, a part that extended her acting range by requiring her to:
cry on cue
choreograph fake fights with other actors
pretend to stab people in their chests with a plastic stake painted to look like wood ("With women, always go between the boobs!" she advises)
be promiscuous with regard to having sex
act like a brat or a bitch
play dirty politics on the set.
 
SlayerFest
SlayerFest
daytime enema...yikes. and it's uncyclopedia haha so yes it's satire.
I was recently looking up the bra sizes of some celebrities, and (Wow... Now that doesn't sound sketchy at all. -_- Anyway!) when I googled "Charisma Carpenter bra size", I was taken to an uncyclopedia article:
Carpenter has an impressive set of hooters. Each weighs in at approximately 23 pounds and is housed in an airplane hangar at Area 51 when she is not wearing them...
I had trouble deciding if I thought it was funny or degrading. I think I settled on, "Both." Is that bad? D:
 
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Sweet J
It's genius!
I was recently looking up the bra sizes of some celebrities, and (Wow... Now that doesn't sound sketchy at all. -_- Anyway!) when I googled "Charisma Carpenter bra size", I was taken to an uncyclopedia article:

I had trouble deciding if I thought it was funny or degrading. I think I settled on, "Both." Is that bad? D:

:looking: Why were you looking up celebrity bra sizes??
 
Wow, are those real?

:looking: Why were you looking up celebrity bra sizes??

Hilariously enough (It's funny because of this thread's title...), because I've been kicking around the idea of obtaining some larger boobehs. :O ...sort of as a present to my husband. 😛 Anyway, I was trying to figure out what different cupsizes look like without having to look at actual boobs (Don't google "size 34c", etc). 😛 Also, I've read that one of the steps is to bring in a photo of someone you find asthetically pleasing so the doc dude can get an idea of what you'd be happy with.

...If you must know! 😛 #TMI!
 
Hilariously enough (It's funny because of this thread's title...), because I've been kicking around the idea of obtaining some larger boobehs. :O ...sort of as a present to my husband. 😛 Anyway, I was trying to figure out what different cupsizes look like without having to look at actual boobs (Don't google "size 34c", etc). 😛 Also, I've read that one of the steps is to bring in a photo of someone you find asthetically pleasing so the doc dude can get an idea of what you'd be happy with.

...If you must know! 😛 #TMI!

Haha, OK, I wasn't expecting that! Happy shopping!
 
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MistressPointy
Yea! I'm not a perv, no worries. Just my husband is. ;P #totallykidding #aguyjustneedsboobs #butreallywhodoesnt? XD And thanks. :P
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Sweet J
Where do you go to get them anyway? Boobs r'us?
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