Part 2:
The Day Spike Met Xander:
Spike: (Sings) I got no feelings
A no feelings
A no feelings
For anybody else
Except for myself, my beautiful selfish
Angelus: (growls a hello) Spike!
Angelus: Got a minute?
Spike: Angelus! Where have you been all these centuries? (notices Xander) Who's' the pup?
Angelus: Meet my pet, Spike.
Spike: Looks young and tasty. Care to share?
Angelus: Back off. He's mine.
Xander: (looks at Spike and thinks) He's cute.
Xander: You know, as much as I love being squashed against your body like that with your"¦ uh, thing pressing on my stomach"¦
Angelus: Shush, puppy.
Angelus: Wanna see my mark on him?
Spike: (staring with interest at the long, smooth neck) Course.
Angelus: See?
Spike: Nice bites on that bum.
~*~*~*~*~
A while later.
Xander: (angry) I can't believe you let him touch the bite mark!
Angelus: (walking away) Your body belongs to me. I can do whatever I want with it.
Xander: Whatever happened to "Back off. He's mine"? Just a show of vamp-masculinity crap?
Part 1
The Day Spike Met Xander:
Spike: (Sings) I got no feelings
A no feelings
A no feelings
For anybody else
Except for myself, my beautiful selfish
Angelus: (growls a hello) Spike!
Angelus: Got a minute?
Spike: Angelus! Where have you been all these centuries? (notices Xander) Who's' the pup?
Angelus: Meet my pet, Spike.
Spike: Looks young and tasty. Care to share?
Angelus: Back off. He's mine.
Xander: (looks at Spike and thinks) He's cute.
Xander: You know, as much as I love being squashed against your body like that with your"¦ uh, thing pressing on my stomach"¦
Angelus: Shush, puppy.
Angelus: Wanna see my mark on him?
Spike: (staring with interest at the long, smooth neck) Course.
Angelus: See?
Spike: Nice bites on that bum.
~*~*~*~*~
A while later.
Xander: (angry) I can't believe you let him touch the bite mark!
Angelus: (walking away) Your body belongs to me. I can do whatever I want with it.
Xander: Whatever happened to "Back off. He's mine"? Just a show of vamp-masculinity crap?
Part 1