You as a Vamp?

If being a vampire brings out all of your worst qualities, I'd be a scathingly sarcastic hedonist. Maybe not the evilest person around, but definitely not fun. And a loner. I have a leader personality, which means I wouldn't be a good minion, but I don't like people much, so I wouldn't be a master, either. Probably wouldn't take on a Slayer; not on purpose, anyway.
 
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ooh owrst qualities, well i say whats on my mind now more than ever... i used to be nicer honest...(or is it conceited cause your not saying whats on your mind?)
Heh.

1. Master or Minion -Would you take orders or would you be a master vampire with minions of your own? Or simply a rogue loner. I would definitely be a "rogue loner" - so I could go where I wanted; do what I wanted, etc. Never like "bowing" to another, and it's too hard to be master, since minions are always so stupid! 😀

2. Acts of Evil -What would be your trade mark. Take over the world? Maybe be a vampire entrepreneur? Torture people etc. I would make friends with very rich people, then when they invited me in, have them for a snack & live in their house & play with all their toys... til I got bored... then I'd go find some other rich bitch to eat. :evil:


3. Take on a Slayer? Would you be bold enough? Nah, I think I'd stay away from Slayers. kinda on-purpose like, ya know? They don't call'm "SLAYERS" for nothing!

4. Get a soul? Would you get a soul voluntarily do you think? And why? I wouldn't get a soul voluntarily. If I'm gonna be evil, I'm gonna be pure evil. More fun that way.

5. Cursed? If you were cursed with a soul how would you handle it? I wouldn't be like Angel! - to hell with "helping the helpless" & trying to atone & all that bullspit... I'd rather be a VVS - "VIGILANTE Vampire with a Soul". I would only kill & eat the really BAD people. Murderers, drug dealers, rapists, thieves, tax evaders, OPEC officials, etc. Man... I'd clean house at Wolfram & Hart... SMORGASBORD! 😉 :lmao:
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Basically, id be Season 2 Spike, with Uzi's.

HEH!HEH!HEH! - "Uh-oh, vampire with a gun!" 😀 😀 😀
 
1. Master or Minion

Minion at first, I'd look for a mentor in the vampy arts and then when when I felt I could strike out on my own I would and start with my mentor.

I wouldn't leave the person who taught me all I know alive, as he/she would know what to use against me.

2. Acts of Evil

I don't think I'd commit any grand evil acts, such as opening the hell mouth or other ways of ending the world.
I think i'd be an undead merc taking any and all jobs.

As far as killing, i'd have an efficient approach to death, quick and clean as often as possible. No let-me-tell-you-my-evil-scheme-while your-all-tied-up-resulting-in-you-foiling-my-plans-upon-your-flashy-and-over-the-top-mistake.

3. Take on a Slayer?

I wouldn't want to be dust on the coffee table but i'd more than likely end up taking on a slayer as i'd 'know' (and by 'know', I mean the type of knowing thats based on my opinion.) that I could take the slayer.

4. Get a soul?

Nope, it would get in the way of my fang merc career.

5. Cursed?

I would feel very guilty but I doubt that i'd break down as the fact that I didn't have a soul while killing would help ease the guilt enough to function.
 
great thread idea
1. Master or Minion

Id definately have to a lone wolf.

2. Acts of Evil

Id be the scourge of North America killing everyone in my path 😉

3. Take on a Slayer?

Id kill a bunch of Buffys slayer army and id definately have to find one with a leather coat to take after i kill them (gotta be like spike)

4. Get a soul?

Id have to be cursed with a soul like angel cuz id be to much of a bad a** vamp and everyone would fear me

5. Cursed?

Id try to lose my soul to become the evil vamp i was meant to be 🙂
 
Whats with all the lone wolfs in here? dontcha want a cool *fanged four* TYPE GANG?
 
Whats with all the lone wolfs in here? dontcha want a cool *fanged four* TYPE GANG?

gangs always tend to go bad group members get turned evil(or good if ur already evil) also betrayal is always a possibility with groups
 
yeah sure have a playmate but a big gang, i wouldn't wanna deal with any chain of command sort thing... or having to look after everyone like some big fanged happy family.... being evil i don't think it'd work.

But i don't think i'd be alone forever or sire a lot of people and then just leave them to get on with being a vampire.
 
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