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but we get to choose your sub name for you...by telling us an embarrasing story...

same rules...tell us a story...then wait for the suggestions to pour in...suggestors of names must have told a story first...

lol...i'll spark this...

back in high school...i had this free period...so i was heckling my friends in class through a window...i got bored and walked away...i get to the stairs...and i see this chick...sitting on the bench...the next step i take...my legs give way..like they like gello..and i falkin falll down...the chick acts like she didn't see anything...lol..i just grined and got up...the funny thing is that the chick wasn't even pretty...just average...
 
lol gasm then you got nothing to worry bout if shes average...

one time me and a whole bunch of friends went camping and then i challenged one of my friends to a bet that i could hang onto a branch that was above the river for 5 bucks...we agreed of course so when i went to jump for the branch i grab it and before i could even hang on the branch broke and i flew into the water...i got wet and i owed 5 bucks...
 
Hahaha!
Soulgasm~J-E-L-L-O!
Terry~ I can't decide between Monkey Boy or Limp Stick...😛
 
I don't think this is as much embarassing as it was creepy. My hubby and I had this friend that moved in with us for awhile when he and his wife seperated for a time. We had a studio so we were all in the same room. Now, This friend would work till 6am and my hubby would get up @5am. We both prefered to sleep in the buff so he agreed that he would wake me up and have me put stuff on before our friend would get home. Well, this worked out real well for awhile until one day he was late for work and ran out the door without thinking...So I wake up...mostly covered for all the important parts but there our freind was staring at me! I had to ask him to turn around so I could get dressed under the sheet. What a freak. That also happened with the previous boyfriend but he had his own room and when I woke up I had nothing but underwear on, no sheet or anything and his door was wide open and his whole family was home! Including his creepy uncle who was visiting. There is a lesson to be learned here people! I have been tramatized now and CANNOT sleep unclothed anymore!

Ya know, I just went and PM'ed Faldor Happy Birthday wishes and realized that he is a teenaged film maker...he tells lots of stories about it too so I think I have the right to offer up a name for him...Faldor...I dub you DAWSON!!!
 
lol...dawson...

thats creepy...i hope evil jesus annointed his ass...with his foot!!...lol...
 
Nah, in fact we wound up moving in with the guy later for a year. SO SO STUPID a mistake! VERRY bad! The day after we moved in he told me he had a thing for me. I said no and didn't say anything to hubby at first cuz we just moved in and i didn't want to screw up their friendship or the harmony. I wound up telling hubby though when my brain started working again. After many hours talking it was ok. He never said anything to him because I asked that we just get through the year and go our seperate ways. I was pregnant then anyway and our "friend" moved onto other girls so that was ok. Of course then the guy screwed us over with under aged girls and drinking and drugs and hit'n'runs...He was a punk.
 
Rayne's subtitle shall be "Accidental Exhibitionist" (spelling?). I cant think of any embarassing stories atm.
 
Okay this is way embarrassing,but I once had the runs(Diarhoea)and was caught short ouside a library........I had to run to some woods nearby and do the bussiness there and then,I couldn't hold back!!God it was embarrassing,at least no one saw me (I think)....Now I don't go anywhere withouth cleaning wipes!! That's my advice for today.........
 
Well, i have done a number of embarrassing things but the one where i was MOST embarrassed was i once was checking out a cute guy in a newagent and i walked into a stack of milk crates and of course fell over. The milk crates went eveywhere and i was left VERY red faced.
 
lol...poles have knocked me on my ass for gawking at chicks...think its the almighty's way of saying to stop the overt leering....
 
Yeah, what DID you do when you were done DXY?😛

Plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is...

My friend was at school running track and got an attack of the runs and wound up with crap running down his leg. Man I laugh my @ss off every time I hear that story...
 
On Friday, when rushing to meet my friends for dinner, I twisted my ankle and fell in a pot hole. Banged up my knee pretty good too. 😀
 
lol erm embarrasing story from last weekend..
was having an impromptu all nighterathon with my recent ex and had 3 mates drunk in the living room..i had to go in to this room during the night to get us some fags..ran in grabed fags in nightshirt and ran out...i heard so many giggles...and there was me trying to pretend nothing was happening ::blush::
 
mine happened in Yr9 i was on the stairs with two of my mates and there this really horrible teacher and we was kinda skiving the lesson and my mate shouted Reynolds so I sped down these stairs in my high heels and bam went flying down these stairs on my arse..and turned out he wasnt even coming and i had bum ache for like the rest of the day..
 
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