.:cracks knuckles:. Ya'll ain't seen nothin' yet.
1. You know you're mad when you talk to your pets in kiddy voice. "Oh, Isis, I loooooove yooooooou! You're the prettiest kitty in all the land! Why are you hissing at me, my looooooove?!" .:scratches cat:.
2. You know you're mad when you get drunk and talk in Drusilla voice. "I'm naming all the stars..." "Babe, you're not naming all the stars. YOU'RE DRUNK. Shut up." "I've named them all the same name...and there's terrible confusion..."
3. You know you're mad when you tell people how mad you are. "You don't know ME! I'm f-cking CRAZY!" "No, you're not crazy. Shut up." "I'M F-CKING CRAAAAAAAZY!"
There's more, just wait.