I'm right where I want to be. Sitting in the Captain's Chair on the bridge of the Star Ship "Spuffy," along with my faithful crew, First Officer Joan The Vampire Slayer and the lovable, crusty, disagreeable old ship's doctor, Miss K, who keeps yelling, "Are you out of your Spuffy mind!?" (She got assigned here cause she's in the Adopt-A-Bangel program)
All ahead Warp Factor 7, all phasers on stun, and CARPE SPUFFY!
"These are the voyages of the star ship "Spuffy"...
(See what you got started? I may be like this for the rest of the day)