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This is a family board so you can't use bad language so this is where you get to use some imagination and creativity to come up with your best insults.

Here's some of mine
Bitcheroni
Love child of Dawn and Connor
this one works best in Swedish, but's ok in English Milk White Fatty Arm


Insulting people is an art, now show me your master pieces!
 
First off, lets not forget this is a family board before we start using a few "choice" words.

I don't really have any commonly used insults, but I came up with an insult (or rather a retort I spose) that I want to use:

"I don't have an attitude problem. I have an attitude, and you've got a problem with it."
 
Hmm... I guess I'd hafta say.... Idk can't think of them, but they usually come like a second nature to me... People just set themselves up...

I usually call people a tool...


OR the best insult, is when someone says something they THINK is funny, and maybe it is... I just sit there and shake my head... With absolutely no facial expressions... Makes them mad lol... I love it 😉
 
LoL I do that too, Amber Benson. The shake your head thing. When I do it people are just like "What? That was funny!" :shout:

I've always been a fan of Dawn's "I wish you'd fall on your head and drown in your own barf!" thing.

But like with Amber, they usually just come to me in the moment.
 
Most of my comebacks involve some swearing.

I guess the one with less swearing, but you need to have a dirty mind to understand it..
"You suck."
"Well, you swallow."
 
What I do is that I'm serious when people tell a joke, and laugh when people are trying to be serious with me. Some people seem offended by that kind of behaviour.

Another great insult that only works in sweden is "Waldorfunge", it makes no sense in english.
 
Not mine, but I use it sometimes.

"Your father was a hamster."

or this one

"You! You projectile vomit, you!"
 
hmm I don't have many that are family-friendly, but calling someone a chav usually catches a nerve.
 
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DáNió
ahh yesh the word "Chav.." how they are so many around my area.. the horror!
Waldorfunge is a nice way of insulting someone, most of the time they're just gonna think you mean cake kid, but we've all learned that Waldorf means so much more. Like hooky pooky dancing and makin runic inscriptions in stones?!. What I was trying to say was that it's a great way of calling someone (flummig? What's the English word for flummig?) strange.
 
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doppelgänger2
That is just too funny
(Yeah I've often wondered what "flummig" would be in English, lol.. It's kinda hippie I guess but not really.)
So you seriously didn't know there was a whole "ideology" behind Waldorf? Like "antroposofi" and stuff?
Heh, yea I'm just a "Waldorfunge" I guess... but I'm not really "flummig" 'cause I'm not a fan of drugs and making my own freaky clothes or like.. living in the woods..? Eh...
 
No I knew there was something, but I just messed it up with montesori(spelling?) and all I knew was that it was some type of special school. But never thought it was for real...ok I'm not making a lot of sense.


New insult
You Peanut-munching Gorilla
Hygienically defficient (spelling?)
 
Re:

OKay, personally I'm diggin one I got from Blade Trinity...unfortunately I cannot post it here...LOL If you've seen the movie, chances are you probably know which one I'm talking about...

But, because I am such a sarcastic and obnoxious person I tend to really lay it on if I'm feelin froggy....I like this one

<in cheerleader tone>
U-G-L-Y, you aint got no aliby
You ugly! Hey- hey! You ugly!
C-U-T-E, don't you wish you looked like me
You ugly! Hey-hey! You ugly!

Yes....I went there....LOL
 
I was watching Scrubs the other day and I Elliot said the funniest thing to JD

JD: That doesn't even make any sense
Elliot: So does your face

That was a great insult.
 
Hmmm I made a few today... Just came to me at the time...


If someone says something stupid or wrong... you ask them "Are you new?"

Oooor when someone says something funny... Start laughing, and then all of the sudden stop and start shaking your head... Quite humourous when its done 😀
 
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