Your best insults

Waldorfunge is a great insult! 😀

I don't know if this really is an insult, but I've got this friend that I very often annoy by saying "Zipit" very quickly when he's trying to say something, and every time he tries to start talking again I say it.. but eventually I let him talk 'cause I get curious of what he's going to say.
 
eponinethen said:
Hey! Are you guys just trying to insult me over and over again or am I just being paranoid eh?
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Sorry, it was defenitely not an attempt to insult you, for me anyway.. I was mostly thinking about how strange it sounds when you read it in english..
 
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Yeah that is true, lol =)
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I used one the other day on a co-worker....
"Close your mouth, it's getting hot in here.."
Also been known to use...
"Don't mind him/her....he's just mad cause his mother dosen't like him."
Kinda harsh...but I tend to go there occasionally....yeah, I'm a brat....
 
Hmm, considering that I learned most of my insults from my Dad's Navy buddies, I curse like a....well, like a sailor. So most of my really nasty insults that I use when I'm really ticked off are in NO way appropriate for a family board!! But my favorite thing to do when someone thinks they're being super-smart is to just look at them, blink once and shake my head like I'm embarrassed for them.

I'm also really good at shutting down the guys who hit on me. Jim will pretend like he doesn't know me in clubs, just to listen to it. 😀 I'm so proud of that talent. I think my favorite was the tall, skinny, JERK wearing this tiny little, tight-fitting green Tulane shirt who was VERY rude in the things he suggested quietly in my ear 🙂D ha ha!!!) I turned to him and went..."Or I could just go f*** Gumby." I'm only mean if they're rude though.
 
There is this guy in my class and I was taking home a friend and this guy came up to my friend and said that she was white trash. Well my friend didn't know what to say back to him so I said "Well yah! It takes one to know one!" Then he just left without saying anything and sped off in his truck! It was funny. He was so pissed!
-Love Leslie::heart::
 
Some of those insults are awesome.

I use some insults, but most of em' suck. I think my favorite is "The Bitch Says Neigh". It has a long story behind it, so don't ask. Another one of my favorite insults is "You suck monkey". I got way more, but I gotta remember em':tongue:
 
Meh, I usually use "certain words" when insulting.

But.. I also have my own vocabulary.

Gooseegg; Silly.
Goose; Silly.

I love using butt analogies...

"Your such a butt hole!"
"God, Conor, why are you such a big gaping butthole?
Along with buttwipe, papsmear, butt cruncher (long story).

I also use douchebag... even though I'm slightly repulsed by it.

Oh! I often use "retard" and "homosexual" alot, but I don't mean anything by either! My kinda of cousin is autistic, and one of my bestest best friends is gay.
 
Tainted Hope said:
Oh! I often use "retard" and "homosexual" alot, but I don't mean anything by either! My kinda of cousin is autistic, and one of my bestest best friends is gay.
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I don't remember any insults I use....i think maybe idiot but....

But you find it ok to use those words then? to use your best friend and kinda cousin as insults? I don't mean to pick on you or anything, but I've never gotten why people use those things as insults. One is a part of a person they can't change and the other thing is the same but also their heart and their love and, I don't see how using that to demean, ridicule or insult other people is ok. I'm too chicken to actually ask anyone at school, and I don't mean to offend you or anything, I just..don't get it?...
 
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well if someone is telling you something funny or a good news, just pat her in the back make a sad face and say "you poor thing..".. not a real insult but it can keep them confused for some minutes..
there's always the classic "OMG you killed kenny! you b*****!"
but mostly i just call my friends dorks and geeks ( which i am one 😛 )
 
For the UK politically minded there's talk of a new insult being readied for next week with is to say to someone "you voted for Tony Blair"
 
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