Your Favourite Lines From Buffy And Angel?

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Post some of your favourite lines ever from Buffy and Angel.

"How can I thank you, you mysterious, black-clad hunk of a night thing? (low voice) No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a badass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. Now I'm just a big, fluffy puppy with bad teeth. (Rachel steps closer to Angel, and Angel steps back warding her off with his hands) No, not the hair! Never the hair! (high voice) But there must be someway I can show my appreciation. (low voice) No, helping those in need's my job, - and working up a load of sexual tension, and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough! (high voice) I understand. I have a nephew who is gay, so"¦ (low voice) Say no more. Evil's still afoot! And I'm almost out of that Nancy-boy hair-gel that I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away!" - Spike - Angel Season 1 (In The Dark)

Harmony rips a page out of the book Wesley was looking at earlier and spits her gum into it.
Harmony: "I mean, you'd think I'd get a thank you for not biting any of you."
Wesley Pulls the book off the counter and snatches the crumpled up page from her hand.
Wesley: "*What* are you doing!?! This book is twelve centuries old!"
Harmony: "Okay. So it's not like I messed up a new one" - Harmony - Angel Season 2 (Disharmony)

"If you need help. Then look no further. Angel Investigations is the best! Our rats are low."
Cordy: "Rates!"
Doyle points to the papers taped on the windows behind her: "It says 'rats'. - Our rates are low, but our standards are high. When the chips are down, and you're at the end of your rope you need someone that you can count on. And that's what you'll find here - someone that will go all the way, no matter what. So don't lose hope. Come on over to our offices and you'll see that there's still heroes in this world. (Clears his throat) Is that it? Am I done?" - Doyle - Angel Season 1 (Hero)

"Krevlorneswath of the Deathwok Clan" - Landok of the Deathwok Clan - Angel Season 2 (Belonging)

Wes walks around the desk, picking up some of the papers, and looking over the mess.
Angel: "Hey. How're you doing?"
Wes: "Alright. Well... - you?"
Angel pulls up a chair on the other side of Wes' desk and sits down.
Angel: "So, we gotta talk. The thing is, I've got nothing against you personally. It's just..."
Wes raises his head to stare at Angel who shifts uncomfortably in his chair.
Angel not looking at Wes: "O-ho, this is gonna be harder than I-I thought. I just don't know how to spit this out."
Wes comes around the desk and sits down on it's edge facing Angel.
Wes: "Angel. Whatever it is, you know I'm here for you."
Wes stretches out a hand towards Angel, and Angel hurriedly scoots his chair back.
Angel: "Yeah. That may be the problem. (Chuckles uncomfortably) I mean, whatever we - had... - whatever we - did. I just think that we should keep that - behind us. - Start from scratch. You know, two men working side by side. But, you know, none of that - funny stuff."
Wes straightens up, a slight frown on his face. Angel offers his hand.
Angel: "Shake on that?"
Wes after a beat: "I guess."
Wes takes Angel's hand, who gives it a hearty shake, then pulls Wes into a big hug.
Angel: "Hey, all right. Gimme a hug" - Angel and Wesley - Angel Season 3 (Carpe Noctem)

Angel: "You think I should keep these alphabetical, or rearrange them by how much damage they inflict?"
Lorne: "Damage. Nomenclature goes out the portal when, uh, hacking's afoot."
Angel: "Still, good to know what you're using. I mean, what if I'm fighting a Glurgg, and I ask for a Khopesh to finish him off. What would you throw me?"
Lorne: "Uh, a towel. Glurggs are 90% pus" - Lorne - Angel Season 4 (Apocalypse, Nowish)
 
sheepish

:: directo (Turning round to face harmony)
Cordilia:...Ya know what Harmony your a sheep
Harmony: I'm not a sheep!
Cordilia: Your a sheep! You do what everyone else does just so you can say you did it first,and here I am scrounging for your approval when I'm way cooler than you are 'cause' I'm not a sheep! I'll do what I 'wanna' do and I'll wear whatever I 'wanna' wear and I'll date whoever the hell I 'wanna' date..... no matter how lame he is! :: directo
(storms off to Xander)- Buffy season 2 (Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered)
 
ANGEL - Fredless
CORDELIA: Let me break it down for you, Fred. (Assumes the roll of Buffy) Oh - Angel! I know that I'm a Slayer and you a vampire - and it would be *impossible* for us to *be* together - *but!*
WESLEY: (assuming the roll of Angel) But! My gypsy curse sometimes prevent me from seeing the truth. Oh, Buffy!
CORDELIA: Yes, Angel?
WESLEY: Oh, I love you so much I almost forgot to *brood!*
CORDELIA: And just because I sent you to hell that one time doesn't mean that we can't just be friends.
(Wes grabs a hold of Cordy's wrist.)
CORDELIA: Oh!
WESLEY: Or possibly more.
CORDELIA: Gasp! No! We mustn't.
(Wes pulls Cordy close.)
WESLEY: Kiss me.
CORDELIA: Bite me!
(Wes bends Cordy back over his arm and pretends to sink his fangs into her neck.)
ANGEL: (arriving) How about you both bite me.



BUFFY - The Zeppo
XANDER: But... It's just that it's buggin' me, this 'cool' thing. I mean, what is it? How do you get it? Who doesn't have it? And who decides who doesn't have it? What is the essence of cool?
OZ: Not sure.
XANDER: I mean, you yourself, Oz, are considered more or less cool. Why is that?
OZ: Am I?
XANDER: Is it about the talking? You know, the way you tend to express yourself in short, noncommittal phrases?
OZ: Could be.
XANDER: I know! You're in a band! That's like a business-class ticket to cool with complementary mojo after takeoff! I gotta learn an instrument. Is it hard to play guitar?
OZ: Not the way I play it.
XANDER: Okay, but on the other hand: eighth grade. I'm taking the flügelhorn and gettin' *zero* trim. So the whole instrument thing could be a mislead. But you need a thing, one thing nobody else has. What do I have?
OZ: An exciting new obsession. Which I feel makes you very special.

I don't especially think that these are the best lines ever written... Just some that make me smile.
 
You guys said my fav quotes😀,..but,I have some more:

Buffy(re: Angel): I loved him more than what I will ever love anything in this life

Angelus: Why are people always riding off and leaving me? Am I a bad bloke…?

Angelus: And now my boy’s in love… all hearts and flowers. But doesn’t it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you’ve ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad… hmm, there should be a play.


Faith: Dude, you just rescued a puppy.
Angelus: I'm in hell. This is hell, and I'm in it.

Angelus: Aw, crap! You mean, killing the Beast really does bring back the sun? I thought that was Angel's retarded fantasy.

Angelus: I have thigns to do friends to kill

Cordelia: ANGELUS!
Angelus: Oh! Volume!
Cordelia: I am not well pleased!
Angelus: And I'm not well deaf!

Cordelia: Dare to seek me out again and you insolence will be punished tenfold.
Angelus: Yeah, what are you gonna do, huh? Give me a migraine?

Angelus: Oh! Don't tell me! The rousing stiff upper lip speech. Rah-rah! Good over evil! Do what must be done! Hang in there, Kitten, it's almost Friday! Is that what the scraggly little ponce armed you with to fight the big bad bogeyman?

Angelus:In all my years, I never killed a famous person before. But with no witnesses, hey, who's going to believe me? Maybe we could take a picture. I know! We'll do it like we did back in the day. I'll keep your head on a stick as proof.... well... pike!

Angelus:Of course! A time . . will come... when Torvald... is not as ... devoted... to me! Line!!! You were really, let me tell you, Bad!
Cordy:Stop!
Angelus:Why? You didn't! I mean, I've been to hell but that was so much worse! (turns to Rebecca) You had to be there. I mean, there wasn’t a dry eye in the house, everybody was just laughing so hard. (to Cordy) Here’s a thought. Maybe you can get Raven here to coach you, then you’d actually suck!

Angelus😛assion. It lies in all of us. Sleeping...waiting... And though unwanted... ...unbidden... it will stir...open its jaws, and howl. It speaks to us... guides us... Passion rules us all. And we obey. What other choice do we have? Passion is the source of our finest moments. The joy of love... the clarity of hatred... and the ecstasy of grief. It hurts sometimes more than we can bear. If we could live without passion, maybe we'd know some kind of peace. But we would be hollow. Empty rooms, shuttered and dank... Without passion, we'd be truly dead.

Xander: You were looking at my neck
Angel: What?
Xander: You were checking out my neck, I saw that
Angel: No,I wasn't
Xander: Just keep your distance
Angel: I wasn't looking at your neck
Xander: I tolf you to eat before we left

Cordelia: She's got the big puppy love. I mean, who wouldn't? You're handsome, and brave, and heroic, emotionally stunted, erratic, prone to turning evil and, lets face it, a eunuch.
Angel: Hey, how can you... I'm not a eunuch.
Cordy: Angel, it's just a figure of speech.
Angel: Find a better one.

Angelus: Don't mistake me. I do love the ladies. It's just lately... I've been wondering... (holds his own fist in the beam of sunlight) what it'd be like... (watches his hand sizzle) to share the slaughter of innocents... with another man.(turns his hand over so the palm is in the light now; looks admiringly at it as it smokes)
Don't... don't think that makes me some kind of a deviant, hmm? (pulls his hand back close to his face) Do you?

Puppet Angel: My nose comes off

Fred: Oh, my God! (rushes to Angel's side)Angel, you're... (shrugs and smiles)cute!
Puppet Angel: (turns away, holds his hand up)Fred, don't.
Fred: (bends over to inspect Angel's new form excitedly) Oh, but the little hands! And the hair... (scratches his head)
Puppet Angel: (snaps)Hey! You're fired. (Fred frowns)
 
BUFFY: Dawn, listen to me. Listen. I love you. I will *always* love you. But this is the work that I have to do. Tell Giles ... tell Giles I figured it out. And, and I'm okay.
And give my love to my friends. You have to take care of them now. You have to take care of each other. You have to be strong. Dawn, the hardest thing in this world ... is to live in it. Be brave. Live. For me.


I *always* cry my eyes out when i hear that speech
 
lil_slayer said:
BUFFY: Dawn, listen to me. Listen. I love you. I will *always* love you. But this is the work that I have to do. Tell Giles ... tell Giles I figured it out. And, and I'm okay.
And give my love to my friends. You have to take care of them now. You have to take care of each other. You have to be strong. Dawn, the hardest thing in this world ... is to live in it. Be brave. Live. For me.


I *always* cry my eyes out when i hear that speech
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Aye that was kind of a downer
 
"How can I thank you, you mysterious, black-clad hunk of a night thing? (low voice) No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a badass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. Now I'm just a big, fluffy puppy with bad teeth. (Rachel steps closer to Angel, and Angel steps back warding her off with his hands) No, not the hair! Never the hair! (high voice) But there must be someway I can show my appreciation. (low voice) No, helping those in need's my job, - and working up a load of sexual tension, and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough! (high voice) I understand. I have a nephew who is gay, so"¦ (low voice) Say no more. Evil's still afoot! And I'm almost out of that Nancy-boy hair-gel that I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away!" - Spike - Angel Season 1 (In The Dark)
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that was so funny ^^ hehe 🙂

angel: "am i a thing worth saving, huh?! am i a righteous man? this word wants me gone!"
buffy: "..and what about me? I love u so much.. and i tried 2 make u go away.. i killed you and it didn't help"

Gunn: Ther transporting his body bac to..
*angels not listening*
Gunn: the north pole, turns out he had a close personal relationship with santa
Gunn: angel?
Angel: oh, yeh.. im with u.. transporting the... santa?

Angel: Im from wolfram hart
Spike: I'm his date

Oz: I think.. therefore she is, if buffy can read my thoughts she contains everything that is me, therefore she becomes me.. I cease to exsist

Xander: Oh god what am i gona do, i think about sex all the time.. sex, help! 5x5 is 25, 5x6 is 30, hehe naked girls.. naked buffy, oh stop me
Buffy: Xander! is that ALL u think about?!
Xander: Actually... - bye *runs*
 
BUFFY: ''I'm the Slayer. You're playing on my turf.''

* * *

ANYA: ''I don't understand how this all happens. How we go through this. I mean, I knew her, and then she's, there's just a body, and I don't understand why she just can't get back in it and not be dead anymore. It's stupid. It's mortal and stupid. And, and Xander's crying and not talking, and, and I was having fruit punch, and I thought, well, Joyce will never have any more fruit punch ever, and she'll never have eggs, or yawn or brush her hair, not ever, and no one will explain to me why.''

* * *

BUFFY: ''Dawn, I am trying to protect you.''

DAWN: ''Well, you can't! Look around, Buffy! We're trapped in here! Willow's killing and people I love keep *dying*! And you *cannot* protect me from that!''

* * *

I think thats it basically...well...yeah...lol....
 
Dead End:

Angel: There's only one thing we can do now.
Cordelia: Oh god. Oh no.
Wesley: The karaoke bar.
Gunn: Angel's gonna sing?
Cordelia: Isn't there some other way?
Wesley: There's has to be. Think damnit.
Angel: Hey!

Lindsey: What are you doing here?
Angel: Gee, I don't know, saving your life.
Lindsey: I don't need you to save my life.
Angel: Gee a little gratitude Lindsey goes a long way.
Lindsey: You got no business. Why? Why aren't you trying to kill me?
Angel: Excuse me, I'm on a case here Lindsey. Does everything have to be about killing you all the time?
Parole Officer: I can see that you guys got issues. I'll just- (Angel chokes him)
Lindsey: That is my lead. You are choking my lead.
Angel: He's my lead, he's my lead. What are we in the schoolyard here? Look if you want to get to the bottom of this you gotta learn how to play with others. Okay look, I'm gonna loosen the rope and your gonna tell me all about your parole Bradley Scott.
Lindsey: Who?
Angel: The guy whose hand your wearing. You might want to listen up.
Lindsey: You don't tell me what to do.
Angel: He's so immature.
Lindsey: (shouting) Shut up!

Lindsey: Lilah, please. They chose me. I'm clearly the guy.
Nathan: Yes, you are.
Lindsey: You could've had it. But you didn't have what it takes. (Raises his hand) An evil hand. I'm mean come on who here does. Leon doesn't. Charlie doesn't. You do know you gave me an evil hand right? I been writing kill, kill, kill. It's crazy. It's crazy. Anything could happen.
Nathan: Alan?
Lindsey: Alan. How are you? (Hits him and takes gun) Uh, uh. (Shoots Alan in the foot) Ohhh. That's gonna hurt in the morning. Stop it evil hand, stop it. I just can't control my evil hand. (Shoots up the room) Nathan, I'm so proud that you chose me. (Ruffles Charlie's hair) Charlie! But, if I had been in your shoes, I would've chosen Lilah. Let me tell you why. Do you have any idea the hours this chick has logged in? Huh? The files she has on you guys. Deep stuff. Ronnie, your stock manipulations. Nathan's little off shore accounts. Can you imagine if something were to happen to this girl and those files got back to the senior partners. They'd eat you alive. She's been working over time boys. She's everything you every dreamed of. Lilah is your guy. Me? I'm unreliable. I've got this evil hand issues. And I'm bored with this crap. And besides, I'm leaving. And if you want to chase me, be my guest. Remember, evil. Charlie. (To Lilah) Good luck. (Grabs Lilah's butt) Evil.

***

Epiphany:

Darla: (confused) But we... ?
Angel: Yeah.
Darla: And you?
Angel: I know.
Darla: Then I...
Angel: Three times.

Darla: I don't accept that. You cannot tell me that wasn't perfect. Not only have I been around for 400 years, but I used to do this professionally, and that was perfect. We'll go again.

Angel: [Excited] Hey, guess who stabbed me?
Wesley: [Unimpressed] Darla?
Angel: [Less excited] Yeah. Actually kind of a funny story, the whole reason I had this epiphany was... [Looks at Wesley, who's not interested.] All right, so why don't you just tell me about these Skilosh demons.

Gunn: So... had an epiphany did you?
Angel: Yeah. Ha.
Gunn: So, what, you just wake up and 'bang'?
Angel: It was sorta the other way around.

Kate: Yikes. Sounds like you've had an epiphany.
Angel: That's what I keep saying, but nobody's listening.

***

There are more! Just don't have time!
 
Harmony: ''Crapola!''

Anya: ''Troll on the loose. Now hold on, I'm gonna press the right pedal harder. (smiling) I expect us to accelerate.

She presses on the gas pedal and they both lean back in their seats as the car speeds up. Willow looks very angry.

WILLOW: (yelling over the engine noise) There's a troll on the loose, and you're gonna crash Giles' car!
ANYA: (agreeing) It's likely. We're going very fast. You should have listened to me and not done the spell. Giles put me in charge. ''

Anya face and the way she says the above make me laugh every time!
 
Er...

Xander: Someone elses loss is my chocolaty goodness

***

Anya: What am I leaper in this town!? I can't even give it away!

***

Andrew: (Attempting to kill The Pig In the basment) That'll do pig!
 
The "magnificent poof" quote from In the Dark and the one in my sig...
 
from buffy

well theres something you dont see everyday-willow

i'm gonna be in therapy till i'm 30-cordy

see that's what happens when there's school on saturday-cordy
 
Buffy Season 2

Halloween
Cordelia: Is Mr. I'm-the-lead-singer-I'm-so-great-I-don't-have-to-show-up-for-my-date-or-even-call gonna be there?
Oz: Yeah, y'know, he's just going by 'Devon' now.

Willow: Buffy, are you hurt?
Buffy: (sits up) Buffy?
Willow: (to Xander) She's not Buffy.
Xander: Who's Buffy?
Willow: Oh, this is fun.

Willow: Okay, your name is Cordelia, you're not a cat, you're in high school, and we're your friends. Well, sort of.
Cordelia: That's nice, Willow. And you went mental when?

I pretty much love the whole Halloween episode. I think its so funny.

Angel Season 1

I Will Remember You
Angel: "I went to see the Oracles. I asked them to turn me back."
Buffy: "What? - Why?"
Angel: "Because more then ever I know how much I love you."
Buffy backs away from him: "No. No, you didn't."
Angel follows her: "And if I stayed mortal one of us would wind up dead, maybe both of us. You heard what Mohra said."
Buffy: "Mohra is dead. We killed him."
Angel: "He said others would come."
Buffy: "They always come. And they always will. But that's my problem now, not yours, remember?"
Angel: "No, I won't just stand by and let you fight, maybe die, alone."
Buffy: "Then we fight together."
Angel: "You saw what happened last night. If anything I'm a liability to you. You take chances to protect me, and that's not just bad for you, it's bad for the people we were meant to help."
Buffy: "So what? You just took a whole 24 hours to weigh the ups and downs of being a regular Joe and decided it was more fun being a superhero?"
Angel: "You know that's not it. How can we be together if the cost is your life, or the lives of others? (Buffy just stares at him and after a moment he takes her into his arms) I know. I couldn't tell you. I wasn't sure - if I could do it if I woke up with you one more morning."
Buffy sniffling: "I understand. - So, what happens now?'
Angel: "The Oracles are giving us back the day, turning back time, so I can kill Mohra before his blood makes me mortal."
Buffy: "When?"
Angel looks over at the clock (it's 9:00): "Another minute."
Buffy crying: "A minute? No. No, it's not enough time!"
Angel: "We don't have a choice. It's done."
Buffy: "How am I supposed to go on with my life knowing what we had? What we could have had?"
Angel: "You won't. No one will know but me."
Buffy: "Everything we did."
Angel: "It never happened."
Buffy shakes her head: "It did. It did. I know it did! (Puts her hand on his heart) I felt your heart beat."
Angel: "Buffy.."
They kiss. Buffy looks over at the clock. The minute is almost up.
Buffy: "No! Oh God. It's not enough time."
Angel is crying too now: "Shh, please. Please."
The hold each other tightly both crying.
Angel: "Please, please."
Buffy: "No. I'll never forget. I'll never forget. I'll never forget. I'll never forget."
 
ana8 said:
Totally in ageement with Magui🙂
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Really?,totally?,..I didn't know you liked Spangel😛..wow,you learn something new everyday lol😀

Angelus: Don't mistake me. I do love the ladies. It's just lately... I've been wondering... (holds his own fist in the beam of sunlight) what it'd be like... (watches his hand sizzle) to share the slaughter of innocents... with another man.(turns his hand over so the palm is in the light now; looks admiringly at it as it smokes)
Don't... don't think that makes me some kind of a deviant, hmm? (pulls his hand back close to his face) Do you?
 
Alot of mine come from Deep Down--Angel: "So -- how was your summer? Mine was fun. Saw some fish. Went mad with hunger. Hallucinated a whole bunch."

Also--"Nothing in the world is the way it ought to be. It's harsh, and cruel. But that's why there's us. Champions. It doesn't matter where we come from, what we've done or suffered, or even if we make a difference. We live as though the world was what it should be, to show it what it can be."


I have other ones, but these are my personal faves 🙂
 
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