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What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?

For me it was when I went skiing in Vermont last Easter. I was standing in the queue to get on a rope thing to take you to the top of a small beginers slope. As I was about to get onto the rope I fell over. I wasn't moving or anything I just fell. I had to be taken away on a ski car and then I was taken to hospitle and it turned out I had ripped a ligerment in my left leg. It was so humiliating I was just standing there and I fell in front of loads of people from my school (it was a school trip). For the rest of the trip people were treating me like a baby or being horrible to me because they were too thick to think of another way to react.
 
I got tons of them and i do mean tons lets see i forgot all about this one but i remembered it today so

When i was 11 and i first started the woman monthy crap that i now have to deal with every month well the day i started for the first time i was hanging out with my brother and his really hott friend i had like a huge crush on him were were all playing like nintendo and anyways all of a sudden like pains just shot through my stomach and i started to scream as loud as i could and i cried and mom wasn't thinking it could be that so she rushed me to the hospital and like while we were there they were doing some tests and i went to the bathroom and like found out i had started my period we were their for like an hour and then i just looked at the dr and blushed he asked me what was the matter i went over to my mom and tugged on her shirt and i said that i started my period and she goes is that all... then we went home and my brothers friend asked what happened and my mom like just openly told him i got so embarassed :frown2:
 
I walked in on my grandfather going to the bathroom, it was more gross than embarassing though, but it was still embarrassing.
 
One time when I was in sixth grade I farted in the hallway when everyone was waiting to go into their classrooms and EVERYONE smelled it....I was so humiliated.

In 11th grade I was getting my lunch, ziti, and the plate slipped and I was wearing the ziti all down my white shirt and plaid skirt all rest of the day.

I'll think of more later...I know there's more...
 
LMAO...wow...you poor people...

I'm a walking humiliation...I do embarrasing things all the time. But one of the worst would have to be when I was going to the Girls Club. I had to pee SO BAD but I decided to wait till after the exercises because the teacher was talking and I was too shy to interupt. Well, we were doing lunges and I just lost control. I peed all down myself. I was wearing shorts so there was this HUGE puddle around me. Luckily I was in the very back next to the door so I just ran out. They wouldn't call my dad so I had to sit in one of the offices while they dried my shorts. I was so humiliated. To make matters worse my class still didn't know where I went so when I heard them looking for me I had to hide behind some filing cabinets. By lunch I had to go eat and I saw that some poor person had mopped it up. Well, at least I was pretty young...or that might have scarred me for life. I can't imagine wetting myself in my Freshman dance class...
 
Rayne said:
LMAO...wow...you poor people...

I'm a walking humiliation...I do embarrasing things all the time. But one of the worst would have to be when I was going to the Girls Club. I had to pee SO BAD but I decided to wait till after the exercises because the teacher was talking and I was too shy to interupt. Well, we were doing lunges and I just lost control. I peed all down myself. I was wearing shorts so there was this HUGE puddle around me. Luckily I was in the very back next to the door so I just ran out. They wouldn't call my dad so I had to sit in one of the offices while they dried my shorts. I was so humiliated. To make matters worse my class still didn't know where I went so when I heard them looking for me I had to hide behind some filing cabinets. By lunch I had to go eat and I saw that some poor person had mopped it up. Well, at least I was pretty young...or that might have scarred me for life. I can't imagine wetting myself in my Freshman dance class...
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lol how sad. I peed all over myself in the second grade. My brother came to get me after school like always but the teacher started talking to him and I was like I gotta go lets go and I kept saying it but he kept ignoring me. I was wearing pants so I had this big line of wet going down my leg lol it kinda got on the carpet but I don't think anyone noticed 😀
 
Willow02 said:
lol how sad. I peed all over myself in the second grade. My brother came to get me after school like always but the teacher started talking to him and I was like I gotta go lets go and I kept saying it but he kept ignoring me. I was wearing pants so I had this big line of wet going down my leg lol it kinda got on the carpet but I don't think anyone noticed 😀
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LMAO! Yeah, I also peed my pants twice in...I don't remember if it was first or second grade...in fact I think I was wearing the same outfit both times because I stopped wearing it...bad luck and all...lol. One time I remember because I was waiting for the teacher to stop talking and I got up to go ask if I could use the restroom and I lost control while I was walking up there and so I ran back to my seat and peed there. They were like bucket seats so I just sat in it and tried to dry off during recess.

In Jr. High it was my butt that failed me. I couldn't see the board in 7th grade english so I sat on the floor in the front. I leaned forward to see around something and I farted. Loud. Right in front of the class. That was awful too.

I swear my bodily functions are run by evil little gremlins.
 
Rayne said:
LMAO! Yeah, I also peed my pants twice in...I don't remember if it was first or second grade...in fact I think I was wearing the same outfit both times because I stopped wearing it...bad luck and all...lol. One time I remember because I was waiting for the teacher to stop talking and I got up to go ask if I could use the restroom and I lost control while I was walking up there and so I ran back to my seat and peed there. They were like bucket seats so I just sat in it and tried to dry off during recess.
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lol that probably would have been me had it not been after school lol.

I did it another time too, my aunt was showing my how to use the shower handles and i'm like barely holding it in and i'm like dancing up and down trying to gesture for her to get out lol and she just kept on talking, people seem to ignore me lol, and i just couldn't hold it anymore, started running down my leg all over my shorts, but she didn't see so she walked out. Then like the next day she was doing the laundry and was like did you pee your pants and i'm like no lol and she was all you sure?
 
oh, i cant believe i'm admitting this.
Okay, well once when I was 8 I was in Wal-Mart, well I lost my mom. Yeah, well, I'm sitting there, freaking out, and being a 'big kid' I went looking around the entire store looking for her, holding back tears. Then, I saw her. I ran over and hugged her. I let her go and hopped on the front of the cart. Then, I saw it wasn't my mom. I started freaking out again. Too make matters worse, I ran off and asked a clerk to help me. They got over the intercom and said something like- 'Lisa, please come to jewelry to pick up your kid.' i was so scared, so I pulled the phone from his hand and yelled into it- 'Mommy!!!!' and started bawling. It was bad. Really, really bad.
I know I have more, just let me think and I'll get back to you.
 
PainbowPaige said:
oh, i cant believe i'm admitting this.
Okay, well once when I was 8 I was in Wal-Mart, well I lost my mom. Yeah, well, I'm sitting there, freaking out, and being a 'big kid' I went looking around the entire store looking for her, holding back tears. Then, I saw her. I ran over and hugged her. I let her go and hopped on the front of the cart. Then, I saw it wasn't my mom. I started freaking out again. Too make matters worse, I ran off and asked a clerk to help me. They got over the intercom and said something like- 'Lisa, please come to jewelry to pick up your kid.' i was so scared, so I pulled the phone from his hand and yelled into it- 'Mommy!!!!' and started bawling. It was bad. Really, really bad.
I know I have more, just let me think and I'll get back to you.
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OMG!!! LMAO!!! That's actually really sad...but SO DAMN FUNNY! Poor kid!

Willow02, yeah, peeing your pants sucks...if it were my aunt I would have just said "Yeah I peed my freakin' pants! Ya wouldn't shut the heck up and get out! You're lucky I did'nt just pee on you!" But it's good that you're nice like that. LOL!

One time when I was like...10? Yeah, my grandma took my brother and I to Coles Ranch. Just as we got there I had to pee REALLY bad. I was dancing around and we finally got to our hotel room. I ran inside and continued dancing the potty dance while I damn near riped my pants off. I finally got 'em down and I sat and started to go...well...the seat was down so it went all over. I was sitting in it, it driped down all over my pants, on the floor...when I called for my grandma my brother stood there and laughed at me for like 10 minutes. Jerk...lol.
 
I'm glad you think it's funny-lol.
Another one.
um, recently, i was at the mall with my friends Gem, Kasey, Luke, Marc, and Jon. Well, me and Luke were horsing around, pushing each other and what not. But, he pushed me so hard i fell, down the esculater. I tripped almost everyone riding that thing.
Oh, another!
I was in gym and earlier my friend had scared the crap out of me. So, naturally, I wanted revenge. So, when we went into the locker room, I hid in a locker, so when she walks by, I'd pop out. Well, i got stuck, the locker wouldn't open. So I started yelling, "Help!" Then my gym teacher opened the locker and my friend was behind her, rolling on the floor laughing.
AH! I keep remembering!
omg, another Wal-Mart one-that place is evil!
Anyway, when i was, i think 9, me and my sister where in the toy section and she was picking out a barbie. Well, a guy i liked from school was standing right by us (my 3rd grade crush-lol) and then my sister shouted-"Hey! Sissy! That barbie looks like the one you have!" I blushed so hard, and the boy just laughed.
Okay, one more.
I'm a drama freak and in a recent play, my part came up and i walked on stage, saying my lines. I then proceeded to trip and take practically the whole set with me.

That's it. I'm gonna hide underneath a rock now.
 
GOOD LORD! You're a walking catastrophe! LMAO! At least you have a sense of humor about it! 😉 Well thank you for sharing these. They gave me a good laugh at your expense! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Nah, they are funny but...no, I was laughing...and it WAS at your expense..so I guess I can only say I'm sorry. LOL!

I was riding my bike one day a while back and I passed a friend on the street. I was being a smartass so I looked back and yelled something stupid at her and turned around laughing as I collided with a parked car in front of all the neighborhood kids.

I was walking my dog one day and on the way home I looked down and saw he had this HUGE glob of runny poop hanging off his butt. I was just trying not to gag when we saw these two ladies talking across the street. One of them was the owner of the house we were walking in front of. So of course my dog chooses to stop RIGHT in front of HER house and DRAG his ass for like 5 feet leaving this big ol nasty, slimy poop streak on her walk and she saw the whole thing. I was trying so hard not to laugh so I took off running home. It was really gross.

How about pets while were at it...anyone ever a guest in someones house for the first time and have the family dog come running up and shove their nose in your crotch? It's humiliating and all you can do is try to politely push the dog away but he's REALLY insistant so you have to manuver back and forth to keep them out so you find a reason to turn away and the dog just shoves their nose in your butt. And the whole time you're thinking "Why dodn't they put their damn dog out?!" So finally you have to croutch down and pet the dog to keep them out of your privates but while you're down there petting the dog feining interest you really just wanna say "What the hell's your problem ya damn mutt?! GET AWAY!" LOL...God I hate that....
 
Rayne said:
GOOD LORD! You're a walking catastrophe! LMAO! At least you have a sense of humor about it! 😉 Well thank you for sharing these. They gave me a good laugh at your expense! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Nah, they are funny but...no, I was laughing...and it WAS at your expense..so I guess I can only say I'm sorry. LOL!

I was riding my bike one day a while back and I passed a friend on the street. I was being a smartass so I looked back and yelled something stupid at her and turned around laughing as I collided with a parked car in front of all the neighborhood kids.
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I'm laughing at you too, don't worry. lol. And yes, I really am a walking catastrophe.
Also, don't feel bad.I've done that too.
 
Well, well, look who's back.....it's RAYNE!

HEY! Stop making fun of people! Be nice! Lol. 😛 😛

Your bike-riding story made me spray my orange juice all over my screen. I'll be sending you a bill later. : grinno :

You know what that reminds me of? That scene in WAYNE'S WORLD when that girl that keeps stalking Wayne, the so-called "psycho hose beast", rides by on her bike when the guys are playing hockey, slams into the car and flys over it. Now everytime I think of you, I'm going to have that visual in my head...Lol. :lol2:

Ok, embarrassing moment for me? Hmmm.....
I can't think of very many....but one does spring to mind. It's not as good as the ones posted here, but it is kinda gross.

This was back in junior high, I think the 7th grade.
My best friend was always quietly cracking jokes and making me laugh out loud during the most innapropriate of times...which was during classes....and usually ended up getting us both in trouble.

One day I was determined not to laugh....which unfortunately was also a day I had a bad runny nose.
During social studies class.....my friend was doing his best to get me....but I held my laughter in. I was successful....but only for a short while, it was a losing battle. I could feel myself turning red with the effort.
He finally caught me with a really funny one....and I had no choice but to let it go. Unfortunately, it was a rather abrupt and violent laugh that forced a huge amount of gooey, stringy snot out of my nose and all down the front of me.
The whole class turned around and let out a huge, very loud chorus of "EEEEWWWWWWWWWWW".......

I must have turned an even deeper shade of red than I was earlier, as I was both embarrassed and pi$$ed off at my friend for doing this to me.

The social studies teacher then walked over and handed me a roll of paper towels...with a slight disgusted look on his face.






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Lol @ everyone. 😀

I've got a few more. On the day after my 11th birthday I was a bridsmaid at my aunts wedding. The wedding was at a zoo so after the "I do's" and all that stuff me, my Mom and my sister went walking around the zoo. Me and my sister were both wearing big pink dresses and big chuncky high heeled sandels which was bad enough anyway and we were getting funny looks off everyone. Then I went and fell over didn't I. I find it funny now but at the time it was really bad. I had to go back to where my aunt was with big huge white plasters all over my arms and legs.

When I was in year 2, which I think is the same as second grade, I had this teacher that i really hate who was called Mrs Snyder. The one day I really needed to wee. I went to ask Mrs Snyder if I could go but she said I had to wait in the queue of people whos books she was marking to ask. So I went to the back of the queue, which was really long. Just as I got to the front of the queue to ask, I pissed myself all over the floor, then Mrs Snyder just looked at me and said "What did you do that for?"
 
LOL Old Master made me remember one see i have this laughing problem that sometimes i'll start giggling over nothing well once in 6th grade we had this huge test to take that usually if you talk you get sent to detention well we were sittign there with are pensils and paper and test stuff and i was fine i looked over at my friend and she said good luck and i said thanks and the teacher goes Ok class get ready and start well 10 minutes into it i looked back over to my friend and she wasn't even doing anythign just sitting there and i like started to giggle but not loud but i ran out of air and i like did this whole huge gasp and everyone looked back and i couldn't help it i just like started to laugh so hard that my sides hurt i was crying and i d*mn near pee'd myself... The teacher got so ticked off and asked me what was so funny i was gasping in between laughter and i finally calmed down long enough to say i was mentally challenged and i just needed to go to the bathroom right after i got it out i was laughing agian needless to say she didn't think it was as funny as the class did and i got sent to detention worst part is i was in every class with these kids for the rest of 6th grade all the way to 8th and i was called giggles that whole time 🙁
 
PainBow, ok, good...now I don't feel as bad...lmao!

Old Master...well...you may forever refer to me as the "psycho hose beast" but I will forever hold onto the image of Old Master...Psycho SNOT SLINGER! LMFAO! That really was gross...which reminds me of a funny story...

Chosen 1, Awww, I feel for ya. Mrs Snyder...lol...that's a hoot. And "What did you do that for?" LMAO...What the HELL was THAT? You shoulda told her "Because I had to piss ya stupid :censored: ! LOL!

Angelsbaby101, Giggles, that's cute. And hey, you coulda wound up with worse names! LOL!

Ok, so this is a story that's more embarasing to my old friend. We were making Mac and Cheese for the first time and it took us like, TWO freggin hours to do it. No, we had never cooked before. Well she had put too much milk in the measuring cup so she went and drak it out. Well, while she was drinking I turned and went "EWWWWW!" At which she exhaled this laugh through her nose shooting snot down her face and into the measuring cup. I was like Sorry my friend but this recepie doese NOT call for a 1/4 cup SNOT SLINGER! Hehehehehe! (I love ya OM ya know that right? LMAO!)
 
LMAO Rayne, ewww..
Umm..I have loads of embarrsing moments .. umm ..well when I was in infants school..me and my friends where in this room where wasn't supposed to be and we was hiding from the teachers .. and I was hiding behind this table with my friend and we was laughing about some random thing and well next thing you know..erm..whispers*wee'd my pants* and all my friends were laughing at me and I could of just died.. it was so embarrsing...may I just remind everyone I was 5.. and quite a confused little girl.. :blush: ...Im quite shocked I even remember that far back :uhh:
 
I love these threads,lol...

I have a couple embarrassing stories of my own,lol:

Okay,the first one was when I went with my brother,his wife,and my best friend to my sister in law's parent's camp in the middle of nowhere.Well,we'd been out there a couple of hours,and I really had to pee,so they threw me a roll of toilet paper and told me to go squat,because they had no bathroom.So,me being a bit of an idiot,I decide to pee in the front yard.So while I'm peeing,meanwhile,they decide to pull the car around to the front.So,there I am,peeing,and I hear a car start,and i turn around and look and see my sis-in-law's dad backing up towards me in the car.I got scared,so I pulled up my pants quick and ran away,with pee trickling down my leg.That was so embarrassing,and my friend laughed so hard at me.

Another was when I was 8 years old and I was staying at a really popular girl's house for her birthday.There was about 8 of us,and we were all sleeping in the living room,and it was my first time being at her house.Well,in the middle of the night,I woke up and I REALLY had to pee.So I got up and ran through the kitchen to the bathroom,but it was really dark,and I couldn't find the door.So while I'm scrambling to find the door,I hear this huge splash of water,and I looked down and I had peed on myself.I sort of freaked out,and I tried to wake a few girls up to tell them,but they wouldn't wake up.Boy,am I glad now that they didn't wake up,lol.So I changed my pjs,and went back to sleep(hey,I was 8,and in a strange place,lol).I'm pretty sure no one knew it was me,but I'm not sure,cuz I dont talk to that girl anymore,lmao...

I have alot more that I cant think of,so I'll post them later,lol.
 
LMFAO Charming Slayer! Oh, how horrible! I'm just glad I'm not alone in these pee-pee catastrophies! They will truely scar you for life! But at least in a laughable way...

How about when you're talking to people and then you go to the restroom and you see in the mirror that you have a booger hanging out of your nose or something nasty in your teeth or even something on your face like a smudge or a zit that's ready to pop...that sucks...

One time I was visiting some friends and my daughter was like a year or something and she wanted on my lap so she tried to climb up on my lap and sliped...unfortunately she grabbed the neck of my shirt...I think everyone saw more than they wanted to that day...

I have an embarrasing story for my mother. She used to own a store called Uncomon Scents in Tower Plaza mall. She would take my brother to work with her and he would play while she worked. Well one day he had the runs and he couldn't get her attention at that moment due to a customer. But he REALLY wanted to be changed...so he took off the diaper himself but he didn't have a wipe. So what does my darling brother do? He walks over to the female costomer and uses the back of her beautiful WHITE dress to wipe the runny crap off his butt. Poor mom...that was one costomer that wasn't coming back.
 
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