Your most embarrassing moment

OMG,your poor mom....

I have a few more stories:

Ok,one time,Ashley(my best friend),my mom and I were at Burger King,and we both had to pee.In the bathroom,there's only one stall,so we took turns and she went first,and,since we're the wierdos that we are,we were talking to each other while we went to the bathroom.Well,when it was my turn,I went in and started talking to her.Well,little did I know,a lady and her daughter came into the bathroom.So I'm saying stupid stuff,and I say "Ashley,I got some hairy stuff on my pants!!Ewww" and she's laughing,but she's also saying "Amanda...shut up..."And I reply "No,you shut up!"And by that time I was done,so I flushed the toilet,unlocked the door,kicked it open and said "Hi-Ya!" and then I saw the lady standing there.I was so embarrased,and we ran out laughing.And after we sat back down to eat,we saw the lady and her daughter look at us and run out,lmao.It was so hilarious!!!

Then another time my mom and I took my nieces to McDonald's for lunch.Well,at the time,one was 5,and the other was 2,and the younger one always likes to copy the other one,and these kids are REALLY LOUD.Well,we were sitting there eating,and the older one says "Grandma,I'm about to pee in my pants." and my mom says "Hurry,Amanda,let her out!" so I stand up so she can run to the bathroom,and the younger one says very loudly "GRAMMA,I'M ABOUT TO GO PEE PEE IN MY PANTS TOO!" .Of course,everyone heard her,and they all laughed at us,and stared as we took her to the bathroom.It's funny now,but so embarrassing at the time.
 
OH!
This one is my friend Luke's.
Me and my friends (Gem, Kasey, Marc, Luke, and Jon) were in the mall. And luke stopped to look at something through the window, so his back has turned. And being me, I snuck over and pantsed him. But I accidently brought the boxers with it.
But it was hilarious! And then it took him like a minute to get his pants back up. But the best part was the look on the faces of the people who were on the OTHER side of the window. OMG. It was great.
Here's the part where there's payback.
Luke wanted payback for what i did to him, so he got my whole group of friends to help him. On my birthday, no less.
Anyway...
We were sitting there eating cake and there's a knock on the door.
Luke says, "I'll get it."
So he gets up and answers the door.
Then he said something like, "It's this guy from down the street."
Well, at the time, i had a huge crush on this guy that lived down the street, so i ran outside.
Only to find nobody there and luke locks the door behind me.
And my mom hasn't home-she was doing something-i forget-but, i had no way back in. (And i did'nt have cake!)
i go to our porch, to sit at our picnic table.
As soon as i round the corner, there are about 10 people with Super Soakers. Enough said. But to make things worse, as i was being sprayed, luke comes up from behind me and pours maple syrup on my head. Then kasey and gem spray me with whipped cream, jon sparys me with silly string, and marc throws my hampster bedding on me.
This all happened will i was running!
But then to make matters even worse, right after i was locked out, gem called the guy i liked, pretending to be me, and invited him up. So, he rides up on his bike.

*sigh*
Oh, and if anyone know a good payback for me to do to luke, please share.
It was REALLY hard washing my hair that night.
So, Rayne, for this one, i was a RUNNING disaster.
 
Your Most Embarresing Moments!!!!

What are your most embarresing moments?Here's one of mine.2 years ago in grade 5, Zach, one of my classmates, my was showing some of his tricks.He could wiggle everything wiggly possible in his face, from his nose to ears.During lunch, I was gonna ask this: Zachary, can you wiggle your nostrils?
I knew he could, I just wanted to say that I could, too.I forgot the word nostrils.I kept thinking what the word was.I just had to say it to him.So I said out loud:"Can you wiggle your nipples?"
OH MY GODDESS!!!!That was soo embarresing.I just had to say it.I was gonna say nostrils, but I just couldn't remember that word:nostrils.
He began laughing, "oh..nipples...that's a good one.."
It was so embarresing.And my other clasmate, Oliver was in the same room, talking with us.What were your most embarresing moments?I'll add more later.
 
Hard one to beat "Can you wiggle your nipples?" Jesus...😀

Yesterday, I split my eyebrow by whacking myself in the face with an umbrella. No strong winds, no excuses. Just to reiterate: I am unable to competently operate an umbrella without disfiguring myself.

That's not much compared to the spiralling awfulness of what I normally do, but it is the most recent of all my stupid embarrassing moments.
 
A couple of things. It was many many years ago when I was in grade 4. I had up till that point only used bikes that had pedal brakes. A friend of mine got a new bike and let me try it out. First thing I did was go down a little hill close to my home. I'm maybe half-way down the hill, and decided to brake a bit before I had to turn. Of course I started pedalling backwards....all the way down the rest of the hill and into a brick wall. I didn't realize that my friends brakes were handle-bar brakes. I must of looked pretty stoopid, but I wouldn't be able to remember...all that I do remember is getting up...taking a couple steps, and then collapsing unconcious in a pool of my own blood. I woke up at my house, and then being taken to the hospital for 16 stitches.

That, and one time when I was five I got stuck in a playground at a local park. I couldn't get out no matter what I tried, and all the neighbours gathered around. My mom called the fire department...even more people gathered to watch. They couldn't pull me out...more people gathered. They decided that the best course of action was to remove my pants and grease me up with butter to get me out....I had forgotten my underwear that day....I was still stuck, and no matter how greased up I got, they couldn't get me out....more people gathered. They finally proceeded to disassemble the playground, and I was finally free...after several hours. I know what everyone's thinking. It doesn't count cause you really don't remember things that happened that long ago...well...maybe I would have had a chance to forget if not for my mother. She's got a real sick sense of humor(much like me). You see...she took pictures of it all. She framed the best one of me stuck in that playground, and it now sits on the fireplace, and has for many years. Every time I have brought a girlfriend over to meet her, she points out that photo....sigh...excuse me while I go get a bottle to drown my sorrows in.
 
Here's another embarresing moment, that I had experienced.This happened this year, in grade 7.My class was going to the gym for the last period, before school ends.We usually put our belongings, on the stage of the gym.Half of the class put their stuff in the change room.I was the first to go to the gym.I went up the stage, and put down my trombone.I looked at the gym, and there was the whole entire school, and mrs.medina, our principal was talking to the students.I was so embarresed, good thing the principal didn't see me, cause she was still talking.I walked out, into the hall, where half of my classmates were.I told them not to go there, cause there was an assembly.That was soo embarresing.
 
Aw. That is so awful! That is really embarassing.

I have some embarassing moments. But some of them were embarassing in general.

Like when I was in plays, I did the play Aladdin (it was a crappy rewritten version that had more characters) I was a Queen and my brother was my husband. I was like, MY GOD! THIS IS SO *insert bad word here* HUMILIATING! And to top it all off, my older sister was my daughter...*shivers*

And another embarassing moment happened last year. We were in gym, and we were just finishing roller skating. We were using partners and I was partners with my friend Matt. We were learning how to trust people on roller skates, by having one person go forward and the other backwards. Well, we were getting a little bored of going slow, so we started pushing eachother to go faster. I lost my balance, and he fell on top of me. Everyone thought we were boyfriend and girlfriend at the time, so it seemed a little out of the ordinary. We were laughing, besides the fact it was just plain embarassing.

Yep. Those aren't that bad, but they were kinda embarassing.
 
I am a talk show host. One of the most embrassing things to happen to you is when you let a bodily function come out over the air. I was interviewing a beat writer for the Colorado buffalo's and instead of saying "So how so and so is doing this month:" I said "BURP" it was loud, long, and hurt.
 
Has one of the mods put the 2 threads together now or someting? I'm confused ??? (i'm a bit dim, if anyone hasn't already noticed 😱).
 
It was during jr. high iI was checking out some guys and right in front of them tripped over a mini wall and split my chin open-- it was gross--aparently skin was hanging , I didnt feel any pain,had to get stiches and it looked like a little gotee--- I was sooooo embarrased!!!!!!!
 
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