For a second I thought that this thread was about what you'd want written on your tombstone but then I realised I was getting mixed up with an Epitah.
I'm not sure exactly but maybe something like Loving Son, Loving Brother, Loving "Lifey"(An inside joke between my missus and I). Also something listing how I meant well and loved Cruises and Tropical beaches.
I wasn't sure if you wanted a proper obituary or just the general gist of what we might like written about us in the paper.