Top Ten Reasons Why Russia And America Shouldn't Be Nuked (Unlike Canada, Which Needs To Be Utterly Decimated)
1. Russia has some HOT looking Slavic dudes. Unlike Canada.
2. America is the home of death metal, Hells Angels, and Jack Daniel's. Unlike Canada.
3. Russia is just plain bad ass. Unlike Canada.
4. America didn't give the world Justin Bieber and Celine Dion. Unlike Canada.
5. Russia's leader doesn't have a skanky mum who slept with
everybody back in the day. Unlike Canada.
6. America never harboured draft dodgers. Unlike Canada.
7. Russia has GREAT vodka. Unlike Canada.
8. America produces the most bad ass cars in the world. Unlike Canada.
9. Russia has great spies. Unlike Canada.
10. America has the best military on the planet. Unlike Canada.
