Taxidermy, crunchy leaves, pumpkin flavored anything, and a corn field would be involved. But I'm talking perfect as in...if someone actually took me on this "ideal" date, I'd suspect that they had been stalking me. For months. Possibly years. Haha but this fairytale date (which to any sane person sounds kind of like a nightmare) that I won't go into detail about, is kind of reserved for someone who is way too old for me.
Any who...I feel like it can't be planned. I mean we can plan to see a movie or do something seemingly mundane...but the perfect date means that this simple outing turns into tons of strange/semi frightening fun. Fun involving a wombat, a bubble machine, and cheese. But I'm just naming random crap because the spontaneity is what makes it perfect! An insanely normal night which then turns into awesome, random, fun. Does that make any sense? Haha the perfect date should be similar to a night out with my friends, but 10x more insane. Maybe we'd run into Martha Stewart at a brothel. No, no...Miriam Margolyes. But again, it can be any scenario, as long as one of us laughs so hard that they need to be resuscitated.
But the odds of this happening on a date are...extremely rare. So to be somewhat realistic, the only thing that is an absolute must for my "ultimate date" are the crunchy leaves.
