Your WORST Christmas Gift This Year

[Faith]

Not Senior Partners just Partners, last year one Partner found out my favourite perfume and got me that which was far too much but there was thought behind it. That is after all what counts.

 

[LorneyTunes]

Well the gift I got from my Aunt this year was the same gift I gave her , last year .The exact same one I gave her because it had the Christmas note in it I gave her last year and a year out of date voucher , thanks Anutie dearest x

 

[Blaze]

My worst gift was also the best... I'll explain

My dad bought me a horse that I absolutly love. best gift ever since were kinda little poor so a horse was something that I never expected.

But the catch is that I have to pay haft of the boarding, which is 1200$ per years. Plus i already had to pay for my lessons...another 1200$ per year. On top of that I have to buy a saddle, a bridle and a blanket for her...another at least 600$. And then there is the ferrier and vet fees...800$ per year. So technically, I got the horse, but I have to pay 3800$ for only one year. Oh and did I mention that I'm only 16 and going of to university in a year and a half.


so it's the best/worst gift ever

-Blaze-

 

[PurplePoof]

Umm, my grandma bought me a pair of boxer shorts with BEER BOTTLES on them adorned with Canadian flags that says "Brewed in Canada"...clearly she has yet to figure out I'm a marguarita kinda guy...who LIKES other guys...geeez louuuuise...

 

[Aethra]

I didn't get any awful gifts this year (at least so far...), but the strangest one would have to be Polish junkfood.

 

[itsxpaperdoll]

I am afraid I might be about to give a very not so nice Christmas present: In a couple of days my old gang from high school (that sounds silly, but it is what it is) are going to do a secret santa party, and I have a girl I barely know, since she's only partly part of the gang, and never really hangs out with us that much. So, I have no clue what to get her, and on top of that, my little trip to Manchester left me almost empty handed money wise. She does however do some modelling, so something for skin or hair or make-upish isn't at all that bad an idea. Now I happen to have sitting around somewhere a set of nice bodybutter thingys my aunt and uncle gave me last year. I sort of forgot about them and stumbled, quite literally, over them when I came back here two days ago. So, however painful it might be, I think I'm gonna give em to someone who treats em better (and, even though I didn't pay for them myself, they're cost well over the 7,50 price limit!)

 

[Lindsey McDonald]

Umm, my grandma bought me a pair of boxer shorts with BEER BOTTLES on them adorned with Canadian flags that says "Brewed in Canada"...clearly she has yet to figure out I'm a marguarita kinda guy...who LIKES other guys...geeez louuuuise...

Be glad. My gran gave me some Calvin Klein Crave, and then told me on the phone that I was to wear it to the student union and "pull a girl".

There are so many things wrong with that situation that I don't even know where to start.

That wasn't the worst thing that I got though. I was given a box of Jelly Babies. Don't get me wrong, I love the things, but I have zero self control. They will sit on my desk and I will eat them. Then it'll be the 27th and I'll throw up.

 

[Lou]

Okay, at least I have some good competition so I'll tell you.

I opened up one of the packages from my Mom and sitting there before was a Store Brand box of "Pre-Moistened Flushable Medicated Wipes for Hemorrhoidal and Vaginal Care"

I looked at Mom and she said, "It's the type of thing I didn't think you'd buy yourself!"
Call me kooky, but wouldn't I KNOW if I had hemorrhoids? And if I DID...don't I deserve the ACTUAL brand and not the store brand?
I'm SO confused. I guess she's right though, I probably would NOT go buy hemorrhoid wipes for MYSELF unless I NEEDED them!
Also, I got lots of little bags of two for $1 candy.
Which is only really weird becuase the rest of the family got cool things. They got my sister a flat screen computer monitor and my brother these fancy handlebars for his bike. And I got hemorrhoid wipes!!!!!!

Thanks for making me feel better though. This may be the funniest thread I've read in a LONG time!

 

[The Chosen]

I'm not sure I got bad things this year. Maybe a pair of headphones that didn't work, but that was it!

I guess I got lucky this year, haha.

 

[itsxpaperdoll]

And I got hemorrhoid wipes!!!!!!

Oh well, maybe, sometime when you happen to have hemorrhoids, and its a sunday morning, the shops are closed, its snowing outside so you can't go outside anyway, you will thank her.
Or maybe not.
Maybe they're good for cleaning silver cutlery 😛

Oh, and I just remembered something on the same note, be it a slightly less weird and unsettling: a year or two ago I got a toothbrush. And not one all that fancy. Just a toothbrush. It was pink though, but still. It was a toothbrush. Why would anyone give someone a toothbrush? : erm :

 

[Queen Mum]

I'd give you one in the hope of discovering a post being made about it later on. I can't thing of any other reason beyond giving you an opportunity for an easy post on Buffy Boards. The dude who gave it to you must have some serious foreshadowing capabilites, I mean he could see two years into the future ^^


A few years ago, when i had my confirmation we invited our neighbours over and it is normally costumary to give money to the person who celebrates, but as it was of short notice and everything it didn't really matter, so this old neighbour came over and told my mother that his little gift was something for the kitchen. We later looked at the expiry date and discovered that the product was two years overdue 😀

 

[LizzieRainbow]

i got some extra computer keyboard keys, : erm : not what i ususally get, i also got tons of smellies either ppl are trying to tell me something or they just dunno what to get me anymore lol

 

[Skanky Vamp]

And I got hemorrhoid wipes!!!!!!

It is not surprising; I think on behalf of everyone we all knew you were a pain in the ....

 

[ItMustBeBunnies]

Id say the worst thing I got was the Ragan from The Exorcist bobble head. My cousin's boyfriend brought it for me, I know he meant well and the other stuff he got me is great but there is somethin really off and freaky about it, its definately goin in the closet. I found a picture of it on the net for you guys to see, its pretty much the same as what I got but mines a little bit darker and just...ickier I guess.

THE EXORCIST NECA HEAD KNOCKER FIGURE - eBay (item 270316729212 end time Jan-10-09 21:27:59 PST)

 

[fly on the wall]

A baby Bratz doll.

Yes, I'm 18. No, I'm not joking.

 

[StuckinTraffic]

My presents this year were all great, but one year I got a washer and dryer set! Ok, they are front loading ones, but still.....sending a message much? Sheesh.

 

[Blondie Bear]

I didn't get anything horrible, but my brother-in-law got a can of chicken. We're still trying to figure that one out.

 

[Lyri]

I got a can of deoderant from my aunt's next door neighbour. We've known her for probably my whole life, and she buys all the 'kids' Christmas presents, but this year, mine was just ridiculous. I mean, ok, it was a Diesel deoderant, but still, my sister got this huge ass make up set, and my brother got a really nice shower kit.

Oh, and my sister got some rolls of toilet paper from someone at her church, lol. I knew there was a reason I didn't go to church.

 

[Veyron]

Dodgy Christmas presents huh?

Well for a change this year I didn't actually get a bum present at all - this hasn't always been the case however...

Over the years I've gotten (in no particular order):

A bag of boiled sweets
A tyre iron
A pack of 20 cigarettes (two months after I'd given up smoking for the umpteenth time)
A pack of 15 disposable lighters

I could go on, but I'd bore you all to tears, so I won't!

 

[Lindsey McDonald]

I didn't get anything horrible, but my brother-in-law got a can of chicken. We're still trying to figure that one out.

You get chicken in CANS? A CAN of chicken? Really? A CAN?!? How do they.....what would you......eh?