I can't lie, and I apologise 'aforhand if people think this is vulgar. But I love my penis. And hey, I'm not the only one.
I can't help it, I wish I didnt, honestly, but its brought me so much pleasure over the years.
I must admit though, as body parts go, I have found that my penis is not the most favourite part of my body for other people. That award goes to my rear. My bottom. My behind.
Personally, I've never found it that interesting, its just there and its kinda a bit chunky, but other people seem to love it. In fact not a day goes by without someone mentioning it. Either to my face, or to someone else, I know its my rear they're talking about because they are either looking at me, or we've just had a conversation.
Yep. Not a day goes by without me hearing the words "What An Ass."
(If that didnt make you laugh then you have no soul)