Ok,Yeah yeah bangel spuffy whatever. We got a bigger task here. Let me clear my throat,im a bit ashamed here.
Hi,Im David Boreaneaz,Im not sure if I spelled my name right but lets just go with it. See,You know me as angel the vampire with a soul,I thrilled audiences for a decade and was in two of the biggest cult shows of all time. But things well,lets be honest they took a turn for the worst.
When angel ended I was like this
I FINALLY HAVE A CHANCE TO SHOW THEM. IM DAVID BOREANEAYHZ I SPELLED MY NAME WRONG I THINK BUT WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE?-IM ANGEL! WHO ARE YOU? WHO ARE YOU?
Who are you is a question ive kinda been asked every day for the past five years,whether its me begging for change,asking for markers so i can write "I HELP THE HELPLESS FOR $" on my sandwhich sign or when i decide hey theres nothing left,my lifes a sham,I need to eat my own hand.
DONT JUDGE ME OK. I HAD NO FOOD. AND NOTHING TASTES BETTER THAN BOREANEZASIHY! WHEN YOU EAT DAVID BOREGYLENHAALSANDFORD YOU TASTE SUCCESS. ok. fine. I've got nothing anymore. Im lost. Im a vampire without a house. I got nothing. No one. I saw juliet landau the other day and she didnt even act like she knew me,THE DIRECTOR OF VALENTINE WONT RETURN MY CALLS! DO YOU EVEN REMEMBER VALENTINE? ME EITHER I WAS HIGH. which reminds me of a wonderful ancedote on the set of valentine. We were filming the passionate love scene and,the director walked up to me,and looked downwards cause i dont allow people to look me in the eyes IM DAVID BOREANEAZ MAN! and he said to me I need to feel your pain. And thats true,theres alot of pain with being me. Im smart,im good looking,im funny,Im a god,and on top of that IM MODEST! And then he said action,and the girl looked me in the eyes and I hit her. Why? Because you dont look me in the eyes. When she was crying asking WHY DID YOU HIT ME i paused and said"An armadillo taught me multiplication" then i hit her again. I think the movie turned out better with my input. Anyway.
Look. This adopting spuffy or bangel stuff is irrelevant,You need to adopt me,Tvs David Boreshakespearewildesakimarstersmurphygylenhaalaz. It costs less than the price of ok,well i need ALOT OF HEROIN. But,C'mon. ya know. Hollywood celebrity here. Hello?
Thanks,
love,
David Borkitanonicholsonuorehrnbifehfeiheihnnbeeuieidddddddueaz
ps
You could own this
