Adopt A Bangel

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white avenger

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As many of you Spuffies know, I had occasion to spend the month of December in a closer than usual association with our poor less fortunate brothers and sisters in the Bangel camp. What I saw there could only be called eye opening. My friends and fellow Spuffies, despite what we have assumed and been led to believe in the past, Bangels are very much like us, with the same love and enthusiasm for the Bu for theffyverse and its inhabitants as we have. They are friendly, outgoing, dedicated fans and good friends. There is not a single one among them who I would not trust to cover my back in a dire situation. They are not monsters, and not the dregs of the Buffy society. They simply been misled, dragged into the darkness and disillusionment that is symptomatic of the Bangelist philosophy, many for no better reason than simple peer pressure. They need us.

They need us to lead them into the light and joy that is Spuffy. They need to be pulled out of their self imposed brooding chambers. Brought in from where they have been lurking in the darkness of dispair and disillusionment for so long. They are our friends, and they are in desperate need of our help and support, even though they don't even realize it yet.

This has weighed heavy on my heart for the last week, and I think that I have come up with a solution: Adopt A Bangel. If each Spuffy simply picks a Bangel 'shipper and honestly takes the time to talk to them, encourage them, support them, even lead them, to be in effect, their mentor/sponsor, we can rescue them from the clutches of Bangel hell. It won't be an easy task. It might even seem to be a futile gesture at times, and we may even be rejected and scorned by the very people who we are trying to help. It won't be an easy task, or a short one, but if we persevere, we will have the satisfaction of knowing that, in the end, our efforts will bear fruit.

Adopt A Bangel is a simple plan. Pick some poor disillusioned Bangel to be your personal project. You don't have to reveal their names, in fact, it would probably be best to keep their identity confidential, at least in the early stages of their development, since Bangel peer pressure can be fierce. Just be there for them, answer their questions truthfully (they've been lied to for too long as it is) and let them know that they matter to you. That you genuinely care about them. Remember...FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS SHIP BANGEL. It's a monumental task, but we CAN do it. Now, let's go out there and Adopt A Bangel. They'll thank you for it in the end.
 
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ubi4soft
I wish you luck on your quest, but they're rude and stink of cheese
Kana
Kana
I freakin' love this guy
Professor Walsh
Professor Walsh
Funny. I, who am no ardent 'shipper, suddenly feel a little flame burning. And no, it's not egging me on to root for *your* team.
EEK! I love it. I think I need to brush-up on my Spuffy arguing skills, though. Sharpen my stance, perfect my deliverance of crucial points to why Spuffy RULES and Bangel PALES IN COMPARISION. 😉 Bangels can be quite stubborn!

Who shall I choose? *utters a evil laugh* Who shall be my victim?

...so many possibilites.

Question: Are we to choose a Bangel to adopt and then PM them?
 
white avenger
white avenger
There are no victims, only opportunities to aid lost souls.
ahahahahahaha. I don't think so. There is no power in this world or another, in the whole universe, that would convince me to became a Spuffy. They represent everything I hate to see in one couple, and they represent everything I would never want for me or anyone who is dear for me. I asume your feelings for Bangel are the same.
 
white avenger
white avenger
We love you, PB. We love you and we WILL redeem you. Never fear. Salvation is at hand.
Joan the Vampire Slayer
Joan the Vampire Slayer
Looks like you're my new adoptee...you need to see the light!!!!!!
Wishing Oceans
Wishing Oceans
We'll see about that... :) And I thought you said "hate is such an ugly word"? :D
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Eleftheria
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Buffy would like to respond to this thread with measured aggression and a right-left combo.

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Now excuse her while she goes to make out with Angel.

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Gifs made by Breeliz @ Buffygifs on LJ.​
 
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Eleftheria
ahahahaha! I love you Kean, you know that? Maybe that's the best answer ever..."we are never gonna change!We can't change!"
Taake
Taake
mm, yummy delicious!
brinkster130
brinkster130
LOVE THIS! great way to respond :)
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kndizzle
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I'm your friend, Miss K. I could no more abandon you to the hopelessness that is Bangel than Luke Skywalker could abandon Darth Vader to the Dark Force. As Spuffy is my witness, YOU SHALL BE REDEEMED!!!
 
I almost puked. Probably because of the song, it's so washed.

This illustrates perfectly just what we are going to be facing. It's gonna be a long road and a hard climb, but the joy on the faces of our Bangel brethren, once they finally see the truth, will be our reward. We will make this journey together, and we will rejoice together.
 
Joan the Vampire Slayer
Joan the Vampire Slayer
Well, you know what they say, right? Nothing worthwhile is worth anything usless it's difficult..,
White 'I'm Living in Lala Land' Avenger said:
Take your pick from all all of the others, but Miss K is mine.

Think again. Miss K in no ones!
 
Think again. Miss K in no ones!

I'm here for you, Miss K. You may resist at first, but I've seen into your heart, seen the loneliness and the disillusionment that the curse of Bangelness has planted there, eating away at your soul like a cancer. It's not too late. I swear to you, if it takes my last breath, I will rescue you from the darkness. You will see the light. Cling to that hope in your darkest hours, when the demons try to drag you back down into that abyss. You have the word of the White Avenger, IT SHALL NOT BE. You WILL know the joys that come with Spuffy. This is my pledge to you.
 
I'm here for you, Miss K. You may resist at first, but I've seen into your heart, seen the loneliness and the disillusionment that the curse of Bangelness has planted there, eating away at your soul like a cancer. It's not too late. I swear to you, if it takes my last breath, I will rescue you from the darkness. You will see the light. Cling to that hope in your darkest hours, when the demons try to drag you back down into that abyss. You have the word of the White Avenger, IT SHALL NOT BE. You WILL know the joys that come with Spuffy. This is my pledge to you.

This is clearly your crazy basement stage. Ramble on, we know you can't help it; having lost your marbles and all. I'm gona be over here when you're done: STILL shipping Bangel.

😀
 
Denial: The first step toward redemption.

The key word there is "redemption." My task has begun. Never fear, I will not fail you.

This is kinda ironic. You are being very Angel aren't you? Making choices and trying to "redeem" people as *you* see fit?

And no, this is NOT for the greater good.

Find another project. I'm good. I hear there's some Killow Shippers in desperate need of saving. Go find them.

😀
 
Nix
Nix
lmao @ Killow shippers in need of help
white avenger
white avenger
You're not just good, Miss K. You're extraordinary. Far too extraordinary to be abandoned in Bangel dispair. You're not my project. You're my mission.
Hey! I don't need saving. You know I'm very sane and always make very thoughtful and wonderful decisions about everything in life. Take that comment back! :cussing:

:blush:

My bad!

Will Connor/Cordy shippers do instead?
 
Couldn't give you karma but yes that'll do fine. But are you sure there are any?






Oh, I get it. You want to send WA hunting for them keeping him distracted from other things. Smarty pants.
 
Kean
Kean
Ixnay on lanpay!
white avenger
white avenger
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I was so busy laughing my as* off at this is extremely entertaining thread that I burnt my grilled cheese sandwich! lol

May I volunteer to post a much better video then the one WA did? (No offense, buddy. You know you're my favorite fellow Spuffy.)

Here it is, in all it's gorgeous Spuffy glory (set to a pretty good song, I think):
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9nGOlxn3wg"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9nGOlxn3wg[/ame]
 
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ubi4soft
I became cheese intolerant
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Kelsey
Beautiful video!
white avenger
white avenger
Much better vid than mine. I've got some really good ones in my files, but I can't remember where I got them from, so I haven't used them.
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