Astronauts VS cavemen??

[Kimz]

Who would win in a fight....

astronauts or cavemen?

the great debate inspired by spike and angel of course haha! lol

whats your thoughts?

i agree with spike personally...cavemen would win, they are pretty clever, primal instincts and stuff =)

 

[palabravampiress]

That depends. Where is the battle taking place? Are they in space? Are they in a city? Are they in the wilderness? Who has the home field advantage?

 

[Kimz]

LOL hmmm lets see....

we shall put them, in the middle of city, coz that way neither has a major advantage....

lets put time back a bit....perhaps before people realised they could orbit into space but not far back enough when cavemen are around...

somewhere inbetween lol

this could get confusing LOL
x

 

[palabravampiress]

Why don't we put them in the White Room at W&H? Neither party has the home field advantage there.

 

[wiccianslayer]

I Can Not Believe You Did This It's Just Gonna Go On And On Tuill Someone Shuts Down The Argment

 

[Kimz]

LOL

ok lets put em in W&H, good idea, plus its where the root of the debate began after all 😉

 

[palabravampiress]

Next question: what are they wearing? Do they have weapons or tools of some sort?

If we make them naked, of course, it'll be the same sort of thing as putting them in the White Room. Neither side will have any sort of artificial or external advantage.

 

[white avenger]

Okay, fine. Now, what kind of astronauts are we talking about here? Are they a bunch of fat balding college professor types, or trained, armed, and well motivated military men?

 

[Kimz]

naked fight eh lol

why not...go for it lol

Edit:

hmm lets say as basic as an astronaut gets, college level, but knows what they are doing...not armed lol

 

[palabravampiress]

Well, if they're gonna be naked, we might do our mental images a favor by making them fit, trained, actually-go-into-space sort of astronauts. Unless we wanna get all "Women in Love," of course.

 

[Kimz]

LOL fair nuff, lets make em fit 🙂

 

[palabravampiress]

Last question: why are they fighting? Motivation has a lot to do with the outcome of any fight.

 

[Kimz]

hmmm battle of....

past and future, which is stronger? which has done the more good?....which is better technology or old fashioned ways?

argument argument arguement

leading to a manly fight for dominence lol

just a thought haha

 

[palabravampiress]

Oh yeah! Your "manly fight for dominance thing" made me thing of some more questions. I guess I lied about the last question thing.

Are they all men, or are there women, too? Also, how many people are on each side? Are they strangers, or are they related?

 

[Kimz]

hmmm ok good point....

we could stick with a simple one on one fight i guess....primal male vs modern day male

if u wanna get into more people on each side tho, thats cool

 

[white avenger]

If I might be allowed to suggest--2 men and 2 women on each side, all uninjured, healthy, and each group has a recognized leader and are aquainted with each other, but not so familiar as to be a co-ordinated team.

 

[Kimz]

yep ok...we can go with that...sounds fair! =)

 

[Lou]

Now I'm all confused....

I had a stand in the Cavemen vs. Astronauts...but just modern man doesn't work for me.
I figure...regular Gladiator Arena and I guess it doesn't matter men or women...but I'm all for the cavemen..weapons or not. I mean, in all reality...what kind of "battle training" do astronauts get? Sure, maybe they can make new air filters from scrap while orbiting the moon, but I doubt they're trained in hand to hand combat. There's really no normal reason for an astronaut to have a gun. So, if we just put them in there with the things they use in daily life...what do we have?
The astronauts have what? Calculators and maybe some oxygen tanks? And the cavemen would have clubs and sharp rocks and sticks and are used to battling for their lives.

The whole situation changes if we just say, "Modern Man". I mean, that opens it up to a LOT! Bill Gates, Donald Trump, Hulk Hogan, my drunken cousin in Texas who carries multiple shotguns in the back of his truck for aid in random traffic infractions.....the options are just too vast.
(By the way, I think my cousin could take the cavemen...in fact I think they speak the same language.)

 

[white avenger]

Okay, so now what? Are we gonna make this a contest or just discuss and speculate?

 

[palabravampiress]

Contest! This discuss and speculate stuff is way too boring. We're not really yelling like Spike and Angel yet. Bummer.

"You just always have to be right! Grr!"