Astronauts VS cavemen??

oK, so cavemen would kick a bunch of sissy astronauts ass's, no big suprise.
but what if it was Cavemen v a bunch of heavy weight boxers?
 
You see much a DIFFERENCE between cavemen and boxers? Did you ever WATCH Rocky? He may have been the actual "missing link"!
 
Astronauts= Running on treadmills and lifting weights(Maybe)

Cavemen=Getting all the workout they need from hunting Mammoths and Sabre toothed tigers(both much stronger than vampires)
and thats just an everyday thing for them.

Who'd win a fight? The so called *astronauts* would run away peeing their nappies, even with weapons.
 
Cavemen, totally. Fighting is an integral part of their everyday lives. I mean, they have to kill for food and stuff. They know what they're doing. Astromauts go to college. No way they're winning this.
 
even if they cavemen killed the astronauts theyd prolly get a small pox afterwards and die from it so no winners 😉
 
I'd normally go with the cave man, but just one thing......the astronaught does have two pretty big boots, one swift kick with them into the caveman's ' family jewels ' and fight over.
 
also astronauts do go thru rigorous survival training in case they come out of orbit in an unsafe location like N. korea
(my uncle worked at NASA) 🙂
and if i was an astronaut im definately not gonna fight fair so i totally agree with Illyrian kick em wear it hurts...i doubt a caveman would think of that
 
Astronauts are pussies, how, even with *big boot* are they gonna have a hope in hell against a bunch of cavemen!
 
I´m heavily leaning towards cavemen. But I can´t get the thought of how the souroundings may affect the outcome out of my head. Cavemen are more savage and instinctively hunters, but it´s never a good a idea to underestimate the more "brainy" people. Given the time (not sure they would have it in a fight) I´m sure they can come with a resourceful plan.

A fight in a boxing ring = Cavemen

A survivor game (a war kind of thing) = still undecided
 
Cavemen.

They have clubs and they hurt.

Astronauts have big suits, they don't hurt.

Although I suppose it could cushion a blow from a club a bit. Still cavemen though.
 
why does everyone say cavemen get clubs and all astronauts get is their suit thats not making the fight fair. cavemen start with a weapon while astronauts get a suit that wouldnt help at all. also its not like the astronauts would be wearing the suit if they werent in space in the first place itd just slow them down
 
The cavemen dont get weapons, neither do the astronauts. Cavemen would tear them to shreds
 
In unarmed battle, cavemen would win, no contest. Even if the astronauts worked out and/or had some combat training, cavemen are built to have way more brute strengh. Maybe if it was cavemen versus bodybuilders, there would be a slightly different outcome, but they could probably rip astronauts to shreds. If they were allowed to use weapons, on the other hand...
 
This is just so funny, Gun scared to go into the room because angel and spike had been fighting 40 minutees, and there arguing and Wesley walks in, and spike says "who do u think would win in a fight cavemen or astronaughts" i laughed so hard
 
Cavemen. I do karate and let me tell you something I've noticed in sparring, the higher belts have nore technique, their cleaner and more fluid in their fighting style, but it's the lower belts you have to watch out for. They just have force and their punches may not be proper but they're hard and fast and hit where ever they please. Astronaughts have intellect and though that's important, brute strength and primal senses, that's something that will always win.
 
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