HoppyHippy, re your comment on #8
your hermit lessons start here,
do you go to the beach?
I don't so I had to opt for the other type of hermit. Them hermit crabs can be a sod.
What I find is very helpful is a typing speed of about 10 words a minute, that includes putting the spelling right to several words, also because I'm using this ruddy crappy Microsoft Word and it wants to start 8 out of 10 lines with a capital letter.
Then there is the problem that this software thinks it is clever to use English US as pretend it is proper English: I have to go over what I've written and correct the software.
Consequently it takes a flaming long time to write stuff, add to that my Mental Disability of occasional short term memory loss. Being a hermit becomes bloody easy.
For you I suggest taking it easy to begin with, write a long poem.
The longest I wrote was an Epic poem, 167 pages of it, (book length), and yes it took ruddy ages.
Try writing one about one of your bunnies, make it lovey dovey to appeal to the younger audience. And if it doesn't sell you've just spent six months writing it, re-writing and re-writing it.
Suggested title is The tale of Mr(s) HibbertyHoppityWabbit.