Buffy Quotes

[ticonderouga]

Spike: Buffy, Duck.
Buffy: Duck? There's a duck? (Wham she gets hit over the head)


Spike: I don't know 'bout you big guy, but a tussle like that (lights up a cigarette takes a long drag) is good for the soul.😎


Spike: I'm paralyzed by not caring very much

Spike: I've seen some damn funny things in the last few days, a 600 pound Chirago demon making like Yma Sumac, that one will stay with you.

Xander: I hate to break it to you big guy but your not the big bad anymore, your not even the kinda naughty...

 

[nightshade]

Angel saying he ain't getting any older - he says it a few times

 

[kittenpoker]

Oz guessing that Buffy's gesturing about what she did to Kathy was either that she hit her or she did a mime act for her, buffy says neither but she deserved it... "No one deserves mime, Buffy" - Oz

Willow talking to Riley about his crush on Buffy, (paraphrasing), 'say you do get to know each other, you talk, you eventually fall in love, until one day one of you reaches out and yanks the still beating heart out of the other's chest leaving you a lifeless shell of a person' and Riley says, "well, that's the plan"

 

[BuffSweden]

hm...It´s to many...lol, No, but the Whistler quote from Becoming pt.1 is my fav quote 🙂

Buffy: This is Andrew hes kinda uh actually hes our hostage
Andrew: I prefer to think of myself as more of a guestage

Buffy;"I'm beyond tired. I'm beyond scared. I'm standing on the mouth of hell, and it's going to swallow me whole. And it'll choke on me. We're not ready? They're not ready. They think we're gonna wait for the end to come, like we always do. I'm done waiting. They want an apocalypse? Oh, we'll give 'em one. Anyone else who wants to run... do it now. Because we just became an army. We just declared war. From now on we won't just face our worst fears, we will seek them out. We will find them and cut out their hearts one by one until the First shows itself for what it really is. And I'll kill it myself. There's only one thing on this earth more powerful than evil. And that's us. Any questions?" season 7 Bring on the night

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and also, when Xander and Giles just happend to explain for Spike how Faith looks like and Xander´s commentary is priceless;

Xander to Giles; "we are dumb".

 

[nightshade]

Willow: And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel. A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend.

when Riley wants to date Buffy

 

[Jay Jade]

ILLYRIA I lived seven lives at once. I was power in the ecstasy of death. I was god to a god. Now... I'm trapped on a roof... just one roof, in this time and this place with an unstable human who drinks too much whiskey and called me a Smurf.

WESLEY Illyria?
ILLYRIA Touch me and die, vermin.
SPIKE Not a very dramatic difference really.

SPIKE (while trying to 'study' Illyria) Right, we need to set some ground rules. First off, no more punching me in the face! Secondly, when I punch you in the face, you tell me how you feel, so I can write it down on my clipboard.
(picks up his clipboard, gets defensive)
SPIKE Third - no touching my clipboard.
ILLYRIA I enjoy hurting you.
SPIKE Well we're gonna have to fix that, 'cause-
(Illyria kicks Spike in the face)

BUFFY So, how's it start?
GILES I, uh, jump out of the circle, and I jump back in it, and then um (reluctantly)... I shake my gourd.
BUFFY Oh, I know this ritual! The ancient Shamans were next called upon to do the hokey pokey and turn themselves around.
GILES Go quest!
_
(Giles sighs, then reticently jumps out of the circle, jumps back in, and shakes his gourd.)
BUFFY And that's what it's all about

DAWN Oooh, I feel him.
ANDREW Me too!
GILES Good, we all feel each other. (pointedly, to Andrew) Including some of us who don't know each other well enough to take such liberties, thank you. (Andrew, looking embarassed, takes his hands off Giles) I assume there is a perfectly reasonable and not all insane explanation, yes?
ANYA We thought you might be non-corporeal evil.
DAWN We got a call. We couldn't remember you touching anything.
XANDER Had to make sure you were okay. We were worried.
GILES Oh. Ah. Yes, well, that's very sweet. Now wait a minute. You thought-- You think I'm evil if I bring a group of girls to the desert and don't touch them?

BUFFY Homework.
WILLOW It's my way of saying get well soon.
BUFFY You know, chocolate says that even better.
WILLOW I did all your assignments. All you have to do is sign your name.
BUFFY Chocolate means nothing to me.

TARA I Am You Know...
WILLOW What?
TARA Yours.

I think that's it right now 😛

 

[kittenpoker]

Not a quote, but the expression on spike's face in Hush when he looks at xander after xander tries to call buffy on the phone.

 

[peaches71]

BUFFY: So, do you have plans later, or are you just gonna go down to the docks and wait for the fleet to come in?
DAWN: What?
BUFFY: Where do I start with the bad? First, you told me you were going to the library. Second, you do not go out on a date without informing me first. Third, Anna Nicole Smith thinks you look tacky.

Later in the alley....

BUFFY: OK, first with the lap dance, now with the cat fight. Hey, you wanna get drunk and barf next?
DAWN: Let go of me. (to cheerleader) This isn't finished.


This sounds remarkably similar to a conversation my sis in law had with her teenage daughter...just less snark! 😀

 

[kndizzle]

Buffy telling the master he has fruit punch mouth... Best thing she's ever said to a big bad IMO.

In mostly in S1 and S2, when Buffy and Angel have their angsty looks, and Xander is always trying to make sure he doesn't get forgotten. They see each other and it goes like this:

"Angel."
"Buffy."
"XANDER."

I snort laughing everytime.

"I mean why else would she be acting like such a b-i-t-c-h?"
"Willow, I think we're a little too old to be spelling things out."
"A bitca?"

"My diary? You read my diary? That is *not* okay! A diary is like a person's most private place! I... You don't even know what I was writing about! 'Hunk' can mean a lot of things, bad things. And, and when it says that your eyes are 'penetrating', I meant to write 'bulging'."

"And 'A' doesn't even stand for 'Angel' for that matter, it stands for... 'Achmed', a charming foreign exchange student, so that whole fantasy part has nothing to even do with you at all..." and "Hey, no big. Water... over the bridge, under the bridge... over the dam..."

Oz in What's My Line Part 1: "I'm shot! It feels interesting... and painful."

"Oh, listen to Mary Poppins. He's got his crust all stiff and upper with that nancy-boy accent. You Englishmen are always so... Bloody hell! Sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks, oh God! I'm English!"

"Welcome to the nancy tribe."

"Bloodsuckers. They kill by sucking blood. Take it easy, Joan."

"I must be a noble vampire. A good guy. On a mission of redemption. I help the hopeless. I'm a vampire with a soul."

"A vampire with a soul? Oh my god, how lame is that?" LOL I was dying when she said that. Tabula Rasa is just amazing.

 

[wickedtiger86]

Oh there is so much greatness in the land of Buffy and Angel dialogue.

The one that I apply to my life most often though is:

Angel: All I wanna do is help. I wanna help because I don’t think people should suffer, as they do. Because, if there is no bigger meaning, then the smallest act of kindness…is the greatest thing in the world.

Then he says something about how if nothing we do matters then all that matters is what we do.

I literally live my life by this stuff. That's why my home has become a commune and I'm super poor. I'm always helping everyone that I can. It's almost to a fault. Actually, my husband thinks that my kindness IS to a fault. And then I growl at him to prove him wrong. 🙂

The quote that I use the most often is Xander's "You're not wrong."

Like people say, "Hey, your Jack Russell is mental!"

And I say. . . "You're not wrong."

😀