slayerangel
b/a always & forever
This must mean that girls are stronger than guys 'cause we have to go through pain every month, lol...
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Changing Gender...
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Akasha
Scooby
We can bleed for seven days and not die 😀
Sorry old joke ...but yeah in the pain department i think girls are stronger...no offence guys.
Sorry old joke ...but yeah in the pain department i think girls are stronger...no offence guys.
Wow, yeah, Chasity and I were just talking about this...I would totally be a guy for a few days...a week...I'd do all kinds of expiramenting...😀 I'd drive up to Prescott for an afternoon and write my name in the snow...then I'd go to a bar and see how many chicks I could pick up...then I'd do...other stuff...and just before I switched back I'd have somebody kick me in the nuts...just because...🙂
slayerangel
b/a always & forever
Akasha
Scooby
LoL yeah writing my name in the snow would have to be done but id write a guys name though otherwise it would be a bit weird...what would you name youself if you were a guy??
slayerangel
b/a always & forever
blake
Child ofthe lesser God
Rayne LOL, lemme just say respite, all the respective pains women have to go thru, If I had Titties, I would probabally never leave my room! And SlayerAngel, Matt is a great name!
Akasha
Scooby
LoL i have them and i never leave the room either 😀
If i were a guy id have a really butch name like...jim 😀
If i were a guy id have a really butch name like...jim 😀
slayerangel
b/a always & forever
Lol... sorry if I offended you blake... I want a name that's unusual and not hard to pronounce...
blake
Child ofthe lesser God
slayerangel
b/a always & forever
Oh good lord slayerangel...lol
If I were a guy I'd want to be Atreyu...or James...but then I'd just want to be in HIS body for a week...I wouldn't go ANYWHERE...except maybe to Davids house...with a video camera and some ruffies...😛
If I were a guy I'd want to be Atreyu...or James...but then I'd just want to be in HIS body for a week...I wouldn't go ANYWHERE...except maybe to Davids house...with a video camera and some ruffies...😛
lol...atreyu....lol...that movie was ill...at least the first one...
lol....getting kicked in the nuts just cause...lol....for me...testicular trauma is funny...but not at the time...if feels like a black hole just opened up in your crouch...and the rest of the body gets sucked in...thats why us guys double over....and its falkin sore...lol
hmmm...if the gasm were a gurl...i'd be this hot porn star lesbo...lol...i'd walk around school in a mini skirt that shows my cheeks everytime i step...and pick up all the chicks....straight or gay...lol...i'd be like this lesbo missionary...converting chicks to gay...lol...could you imagine that...if like the mormons sent out lesbos door to door to convert peeps to mormonism...lol...i'd like that better than some dudes in suits..
lol....getting kicked in the nuts just cause...lol....for me...testicular trauma is funny...but not at the time...if feels like a black hole just opened up in your crouch...and the rest of the body gets sucked in...thats why us guys double over....and its falkin sore...lol
hmmm...if the gasm were a gurl...i'd be this hot porn star lesbo...lol...i'd walk around school in a mini skirt that shows my cheeks everytime i step...and pick up all the chicks....straight or gay...lol...i'd be like this lesbo missionary...converting chicks to gay...lol...could you imagine that...if like the mormons sent out lesbos door to door to convert peeps to mormonism...lol...i'd like that better than some dudes in suits..
LOL yeah no doubt!
If I was a woman for a day I'd be like SMG in cruel intentions; seducing all the women shamelessly. As a man, I have naturally no shame as it is, and unlike most women, I'd know I was gorgeous and how to work it. lol
Still, if I had a sweet female body I probably wouldn't leave the house. It's an old joke, by Andrew Dice Clay I think, but it's sooo true. I'd be in exploration mode for days. 😛
But being a guy isn't always so easy. There is all this pressure on you to be aggressive, to initiate conversation, to be able to make decisions etc. Without that stuff you're looked at as pathetic, so you kinda have to develop it, even if it doesn't come naturally. And then, there's that little matter of having to be able to pay for 2 people before you go on a date. I'm all for her asserting her right to pay (lol) but seriously you can't bring that stuff up; you just have to have the money beforehand.
On the other hand, being a female gives you this god given right to argue without having a leg to stand on, and still win, hands down. That's a huge plus in and of itself. lol And hey, women can still write their names in the snow, they just need a very large stencil.
Hmm, naww.. I like being a guy. I like being able to lift heavy objects. I also like living in a bachelor's pad. Women don't get to do that. Women have apartments, or houses, they don't have 'pads', do they?. 🙂
I also like being able to openly insult, ridicule and berate my friends while they do the same back, and while we all laugh our asses off because none of it means anything. And I like knowing that I don't have to get in touch with my feelings whenever I want to patch up a friendship. All I have to do is serve up a handshake and a beer, and it's all good. It's just so much more efficient, time wise.
I like the fact that 99% of my conversation with guy friends is subtext. If I'm upset, it's 'ahhhhh I'm alright I guess' and the friend naturally decides to cheer me up by taking me for a beer. Words are seldom ever wasted between guys. And I like that I am able to do increadibly stupid and insensitive things, and get away with them, because it's expected of a 'mere male' lol
Ok, I guess that's quite a list. 🙂
If I was a woman for a day I'd be like SMG in cruel intentions; seducing all the women shamelessly. As a man, I have naturally no shame as it is, and unlike most women, I'd know I was gorgeous and how to work it. lol
Still, if I had a sweet female body I probably wouldn't leave the house. It's an old joke, by Andrew Dice Clay I think, but it's sooo true. I'd be in exploration mode for days. 😛
But being a guy isn't always so easy. There is all this pressure on you to be aggressive, to initiate conversation, to be able to make decisions etc. Without that stuff you're looked at as pathetic, so you kinda have to develop it, even if it doesn't come naturally. And then, there's that little matter of having to be able to pay for 2 people before you go on a date. I'm all for her asserting her right to pay (lol) but seriously you can't bring that stuff up; you just have to have the money beforehand.
On the other hand, being a female gives you this god given right to argue without having a leg to stand on, and still win, hands down. That's a huge plus in and of itself. lol And hey, women can still write their names in the snow, they just need a very large stencil.
Hmm, naww.. I like being a guy. I like being able to lift heavy objects. I also like living in a bachelor's pad. Women don't get to do that. Women have apartments, or houses, they don't have 'pads', do they?. 🙂
I also like being able to openly insult, ridicule and berate my friends while they do the same back, and while we all laugh our asses off because none of it means anything. And I like knowing that I don't have to get in touch with my feelings whenever I want to patch up a friendship. All I have to do is serve up a handshake and a beer, and it's all good. It's just so much more efficient, time wise.
I like the fact that 99% of my conversation with guy friends is subtext. If I'm upset, it's 'ahhhhh I'm alright I guess' and the friend naturally decides to cheer me up by taking me for a beer. Words are seldom ever wasted between guys. And I like that I am able to do increadibly stupid and insensitive things, and get away with them, because it's expected of a 'mere male' lol
Ok, I guess that's quite a list. 🙂
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Allycat
Guest
Agreeing with you there gasm. If I were a gal, I'd try to make a new world record in making the most lesbo-porn flicks!
I definitely would like to be a woman for a day, apart from the obvious exploring of my new body, it just seems really fun. Girls can buy way prettier clothing, I envy you for it.
I definitely would like to be a woman for a day, apart from the obvious exploring of my new body, it just seems really fun. Girls can buy way prettier clothing, I envy you for it.
Angels baby101
I hath Returned! MWhaha
Originally posted by Allycat
Agreeing with you there gasm. If I were a gal, I'd try to make a new world record in making the most lesbo-porn flicks!
I definitely would like to be a woman for a day, apart from the obvious exploring of my new body, it just seems really fun. Girls can buy way prettier clothing, I envy you for it.
LOL ouch my sides hurt now but you know it takes more then a day to do the porn flicks so i hope while your still a girl you get to be on your period just so you can feel how us girls feel every month i mean its only fair if you'd be a girl 😉
Dru Malfoy
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I really would like to be a guy for about a day or so. I'd like to be called something like Riccardo 😀 And be really mean and vulgar *LOL*
This seems to be the right thread to ask: Soulgasm, why does your profile say you're female???
This seems to be the right thread to ask: Soulgasm, why does your profile say you're female???