LOL yeah no doubt!
If I was a woman for a day I'd be like SMG in cruel intentions; seducing all the women shamelessly. As a man, I have naturally no shame as it is, and unlike most women, I'd know I was gorgeous and how to work it. lol
Still, if I had a sweet female body I probably wouldn't leave the house. It's an old joke, by Andrew Dice Clay I think, but it's sooo true. I'd be in exploration mode for days. 😛
But being a guy isn't always so easy. There is all this pressure on you to be aggressive, to initiate conversation, to be able to make decisions etc. Without that stuff you're looked at as pathetic, so you kinda have to develop it, even if it doesn't come naturally. And then, there's that little matter of having to be able to pay for 2 people before you go on a date. I'm all for her asserting her right to pay (lol) but seriously you can't bring that stuff up; you just have to have the money beforehand.
On the other hand, being a female gives you this god given right to argue without having a leg to stand on, and still win, hands down. That's a huge plus in and of itself. lol And hey, women can still write their names in the snow, they just need a very large stencil.
Hmm, naww.. I like being a guy. I like being able to lift heavy objects. I also like living in a bachelor's pad. Women don't get to do that. Women have apartments, or houses, they don't have 'pads', do they?. 🙂
I also like being able to openly insult, ridicule and berate my friends while they do the same back, and while we all laugh our asses off because none of it means anything. And I like knowing that I don't have to get in touch with my feelings whenever I want to patch up a friendship. All I have to do is serve up a handshake and a beer, and it's all good. It's just so much more efficient, time wise.
I like the fact that 99% of my conversation with guy friends is subtext. If I'm upset, it's 'ahhhhh I'm alright I guess' and the friend naturally decides to cheer me up by taking me for a beer. Words are seldom ever wasted between guys. And I like that I am able to do increadibly stupid and insensitive things, and get away with them, because it's expected of a 'mere male' lol
Ok, I guess that's quite a list. 🙂