Create a "profound saying"

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

Preferably something obnoxiously silly. This is your opportunity to be Confucius for a day. It doesn't even have to make sense, as long as it sounds properly uplifting and pompous. 😀


Look to the setting sun for your answers. Dance naked in the waning light as the worm turns.

The dog barks. The cat meows. Be like a dead giraffe and worship the spots.

Respect your parents. They gave you life and when they die you get their stuff.

Protect yourself as a hawk protects its young. Grab an apple and throw it at those who attack you.

Be at peace and bathe in the rain. You are completely mad but falling water does not judge.

 

[thetopher]

Remember that wherever you go, you got there, and that's what matters.

Being sad is merely being angry without the necessary pep.

Say something loud enough and you'll be impossible to ignore, somebody's bound to tell you to shut the hell up.

 

[Skanky Vamp]

Go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky fingers.

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

The winds blows frequently. Immerse thine self in the koi pond, be one with the fish. Grow as the weeping willow tree.

 

[Last Watcher]

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, neither should they nail up picture hooks.

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana!

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

If your morals make you dreary, depend apon it that they are wrong.

A pessimist is an optimist with a memory.

A kiss that speaks volumes is rarely a first edition.

and finally......

Man who walk through Airport terminal with erection, going to Bangkok 🙄

 

[thetopher]

If something really burns your ass, then look it in the eye instead of walking away.

 

[Skanky Vamp]

If something really burns your ass.

Then you holding the lighter too close when you are trying to make flames from farts.

 

[thetopher]

Then you holding the lighter too close when you are trying to make flames from farts.

Not all profound sayings need to be about your butt.

 

[Skanky Vamp]

Not all profound sayings need to be about your butt.

Incorrect. My arse is smart.

 

[white avenger]

Democracy is three wolves and a rabbit taking a vote on what to have for dinner.

A word to the wise is unnecessary. It's the damn fool who needs the advice.

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

Just a reminder....this thread is about making up YOUR OWN sayings. Plagiarism is frowned upon, and you will be killed if caught. Have a nice day. 🙂

 

[Last Watcher]

Man who steal anothers words will be mauled by angry bunny!

 

[Priceless]

A man is an atoll in the ocean of bewildered stars

Peace can only be achieved if we burn the greenhouses of desire

An octopus has many arms but wealth of spirit is more valuable than arms
 
This is wear it ends, with the bottoms turned up

Progress is a sticky shoe

Tripping is the tuxedo of falling

 

[thetopher]

The early bird catches the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese, so be the third to do anything, just to be on the safe side.

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

When your life is topsy-turvey, take a moment and be silly.

Speak out loud and do not mutter, baste yourself in softened butter.

Dance amongst the flowering hedges, push thine enemies off high ledges.

 

[GwenRaiden]

*fart noises* *wanker sign*




That's all I've got.

 

[Skanky Vamp]

*wanker sign*

What is the wanker sign? I didn't know there was a sign for it. OH! hmpf. Learn something everyday. Sign language is multicultural even if the words are different.

 

[Last Watcher]

The man pressured into marriage, like penguin with no socks, get cold feet.

When the chips are down, man with least useless baggage is king.

It's an ill wind, like pint of cold lager, follows a good curry.

 

[Priceless]

Be careful of stray dogs, they'll ruin your nail varnish

Hold your baby close . . . or open

The sin of envy is a dangerous nut to crack

 

[thetopher]

When the chips are down then your fish is on the floor.

Many legs make for welcome sobriety

Just remember that, no matter how awesome your life may be, you are merely one of god's anecdotes.