Ahh yes but if you had seen the film about Captain America you'd have seen him pull the pin to lay the flag pole on the ground. So hoisting the colours is not the done thing.
( what do pirates exclaim when they raise the Jolly Roger ) and if they shout hoist the colours do the enunciate the H in hoist or do they exclaim 'oist the colours! But I digress.
So what happens if the flag is put at the top of a pole that is flat on the ground, and how do you differentiate the male or female type of wood used to make a flagpole.
If you used male wood what facial expression would you adopt when you realise you didn't tie the flag on properly and you need to shove it up Mr. Pole, whatever, I get a smile but then I do have a weird sense of humour.