Fav quote of season 5

sniff sniff....im with Willow Don't Hit The Horsies!!!lmao

WILLOW: Now that I know there's something to know, I can't not know, just because I'm afraid somebody will know I know. You know?
GILES: Did that mean yes?

XANDER: Where is he? Where's the creep that turned me into a spider-eating man-bitch?
BUFFY: He's gone.
XANDER: Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects, and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt-monkey.
BUFFY: Check. No more butt-monkey.

Xander:
At first it's just a place, and then you start to make memories. And then you're like... that's where Spike slept. And there, that's where Anya and I drowned a Separvo demon. Oh! And right there, that's where I got my heart all ripped out. I really hate this place.

Dawn: Geeze! Lurk much?
Spike: I wasn't lurking. I was standing about. It's a whole different vibe.


Giles:
If the ritual starts then every living creature in this and every other dimension imaginable will suffer unbearable torment and death... including Dawn.
Buffy:
Then the last thing she'll see is me protecting her.
Giles:
You'll fail. You'll die. We all will.
Buffy:
I'm sorry. I love you all, but... I'm sorry.

and of course i like Buffy's Gift speech
 
Nigel: Well, I need to know a little bit more about the Slayer. And about both of you. Your relationship, whatever you can tell me.
Tara: O-ou-our relationship?
Willow: We're friends.
Tara: Good friends.
Willow: Girlfriends, actually.
Tara: Yes, we're girlfriends.
Willow: We're in love. We're... lovers. Lesbian, gay-type lovers. (She puts her hand on Tara's leg.)
Nigel: I meant your relationship with the Slayer.
Willow: Oh.

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Funny! : lol :
 
Giles: She's a hero, you see, she's not like us

Buffy: What are you doing here? Five words or less.
Spike: Out. For. A. Walk.... Bitch.
 
I love Spike and Xander lines! They are both so funny! I also like these:

Giles: And ... (puts on his glasses) you're not just dealing with, uh, two little girls.
Xander: You're dealing with all of us.
Spike: 'Cept me.
Xander: 'Cept Spike.
Spike: I don't care what happens.

Dawn: What are you doing?
Buffy: My boyfriend. Go away.

Buffy: What are you doing here? Five words or less.
Spike: Out. For. A. Walk.... Bitch.

XANDER: Where is he? Where's the creep that turned me into a spider-eating man-bitch?
BUFFY: He's gone.
XANDER: Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects, and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt-monkey.
BUFFY: Check. No more butt-monkey.
 
My fave qoute would have to be from fool for love (ep. 5.07) it is when spike is hired to inform buffy of how he defeated two slayers.

Spike: Death is on your heels, baby-- and sooner or later it's gonna catch you. And part of you wants it... not only to stop the fear and uncertainty... but because you're just a little bit in love with it. Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day... that final gasp... that look of peace. part of you is desperate to know-- what's it like? Were does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She merely wanted it. Every slayer has a death wish. Even you. The only reason you've lasted as long has you have... is you've got ties to the world. Your mum, your brat kid sister, scoobies. They all tie you here, but you're just putting off the inevetable. Sooner or later... you're gonna want it. And the second, THE SECOND that happens... you know I'll be there, I'll slip in, and I'll have myself a real good day!

That has to be one of my just favorite quotes of all time!
 
I know it's not a quote exactly, but when Buffy walks into the magic shop and sees Giles in his wizard hat and cape... and just stares at him for a minute... no dialogue, but it was still the funniest moment in the season
 
Alyson,
I love you! that was the best quote anyone has put up. And I think that it is amazing that you took the time to write the whole quote, and not just pawn off some run of the mill quote (no offense to anyone.) And I find that very andmirable.
 
Xander: Buffy, we need to talk.
Buffy: (alarmed) What's wrong? Is Dawn okay?
Willow: Dawn's fine.
Xander: Buffy, we care about you, and we're worried about you. The way you're acting, the things you're doing-
Anya: It's wrong.
Willow: Wait. This shouldn't be about blame.
Buffy: Blame? There's blame now?
Willow: No, there's only love. And ... some fear.
Anya: Which is kind of thrown by the you having sex with Spike.
Buffy: The ... who whating how with huh?
Anya: Okay, that's denial. That usually comes before anger.
Buffy: (angrily) I am not having sex with Spike!
Anya: Anger.
Xander: No one is judging you. It's understandable. Spike is strong and mysterious and sort of compact but well-muscled.
Buffy: (firmly) I am not having sex with Spike! But I'm starting to think that you might be.

Spike: It's that guy... on TV ... what's his name?
Glory: (frowns) On the television?
Spike: That show ... the prize show ... where they guess what stuff cost?
Murk: The Price Is Right?
Jinx: Oh, Bob Barker!
Murk: We will bring you Bob Barker! We will bring you the limp and beaten body of Bob Bark-
Glory: (jumps up) It is not Bob Barker, scabby morons! The key is new to this world ... (turns back to face Spike) and Bob Barker is as old as grit. (smiles) The vampire ... is lying to me.
Spike: (giggles weakly) Yeah ... but it was fun. And guess what, bitch. (Shot of his hands still trying to twist free) I'm not telling you jack. You're never gonna get your sodding key, 'cause you might be strong, but in our world, you're an idiot.
Glory: I am a god.
Spike: The god of what, bad home perms?
Glory: Shut up! (takes a few steps toward him, pats her hair) I command you, shut up!
Spike: Yeah, okay, sorry, but I just had no idea that gods were such prancing lightweights. (Glory scoffs in disbelief) Mark my words, the Slayer ... is going to kick your skanky, lopsided ass (Glory checks out her ass in dismay) back to whatever place would take a (sizing her up) cheap, whorish, fashion victim ex-god like you.

A more serious one:

Buffy: What did you do?!
Dawn: This is blood, isn't it? It can't be me. I'm not a key. I'm not a thing.
Joyce: Oh, sweetie, no. Wha-what is this all about?
Dawn: (grimly) What am I? (getting teary) Am I real? Am I anything?
 
Here's one I love:

ANYA:Crap.Look at this!I'm now burdened with a husband and several tiny pink children,and more cash than I can reasonably manage.
XANDER:That means you're winning.
ANYA:Really?
XANDER:Yes.Cas equals good.
ANYA:Oh!*clapping,smiling*I'm so pleased!*Gathers her children*Can I trade the children in for more money??
(Dawn stares at her in disbelief and disgust.)

I laughed sooo hard when I watched that episode.That was from "Real Me".

And I also love all the speeches from this season.If I find them all I'll post them later.😀

And,another one I love,that,for no reason at all,made me tear up:

Xander:Oh come on.It's every guy's fantasy to have a Sexbot.
*all the women stare at him.*
Xander:I miss Oz.He'd understand.He wouldn't say anything,but he'd know.

I know that's not exactly it,but I can't be bothered right now to find the scene,lol.I cried,because I miss Oz too!

But yeah,those are a few of my faves...🙂
 
Now this is not actually from season five, but it is a great quote from the buffy book "Mortal Fear"...

"Greetings! This is a recording of Anya's voice. As I have not answered your call myself, it is safe to assume that I am unable or unwilling to speak with you at this time. Please wait for the beep then say your name, recite the phone number at wich I can call you, and speak any other message you wish to convey, and if it suits me, I may return your call."
 
Here are some of my fav S5 quotes, divided by episode:

Real Me

DAWN: Nobody knows who I am. Not the real me. It's like, nobody cares enough to find out. I mean, does anyone ever ask *me* what I want to do with my life? Or what my opinion is on stuff? Or what restaurant to order in from? No. Underline. Exclamation point. Exclamation point, exclamation point. No one understands. No one has an older sister who's a slayer. People wouldn't be so crazy about her if they had to live in the same house with her every single day. Everybody cares what she thinks. Just 'cause she can do backflips and stuff. Like that's *such* a crucial job skill in the real world. Plus Mom lets her get away with everything. "Your sister's saving the world." *I* could so save the world if somebody handed me super powers...but I'd think of a cool name and wear a mask to protect my loved ones, which Buffy doesn't even. If this town wasn't so lame everyone would completely know what she does. And then I bet they wouldn't even be that impressed, because like, killing things with wood? Oh, scary vampires, they die from a splinter.

Checkpoint

BUFFY: You're Watchers. Without a Slayer, you're pretty much just watchin' Masterpiece Theater. You can't stop Glory. You can't do anything with the information you have except maybe publish it in the "Everyone Thinks We're Insane-O's Home Journal." (Pauses, addresses Travers again) So here's how it's gonna work. You're gonna tell me everything you know. Then you're gonna go away. You'll contact me if and when you have any further information about Glory. The magic shop will remain open. Mr. Giles will stay here as my official Watcher, reinstated at full salary... to be paid retroactively from the month he was fired. I will continue my work with the help of my friends...

WATCHER: I, uh, I ... don't want a sword thrown at me, but, but, civilians, I - we're talking about children.

BUFFY: We're talking about two very powerful witches and a thousand-year-old ex-demon.

PHILLIP: The boy? No power there.

BUFFY: The boy has clocked more field time than all of you combined. He's part of the unit. You all may be very good at your jobs. The only way we're gonna find out is if you work with me. You can all take your time thinking about that. But I want an answer right now from Quinton, 'cause I think he's understanding me.

TRAVERS: Uh, your terms are acceptable.

The Gift

BUFFY: Listen to me! Please, there's not a lot of time, listen. Dawn listen to me. Listen. I love you. I will *always* love you. This is the work I have to do. Tell Giles... Tell Giles I figured it out. And... I'm okay. Give my love to my friends. You have to take care of them now -- you have to take care of each other. You have to be strong. Dawn, the hardest thing in this world is to live in it. Be brave. Live. For me.
 
I love all those quotes posted! And I'm so mad I never remember any good quotes myself...
But my favourite quote is Anya's speech in The Body. I cried...Ok, so I was already crying, but it made me cry more...lol
 
Buffy Vs. Dracula

Buffy (After a successful spell): Willow, check you out! Witch-Fu.

Xander: Where is he? Where's the creep that turned me into a spider eating man *****?
Buffy: He's gone.
Xander: Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!
Buffy: Check. No more butt monkey.

Real Me

Buffy: Harmony, when you tried to be head cheerleader, you were bad. When you tried to chair the homecoming committee, you were really bad. But when you try to be bad, you suck.

Buffy: No, but, see, Mom, that doesn't really work for me. We're just going to the magic shop, no school supplies there.
Dawn: Yeah, Mom. I'm not going to Hogwarts. (chuckles) Hog— (looks at Buffy, who's not amused) Jeez, crack a book sometime.

The Replacement

Riley: (at the City Dump) : What are you doing here, Spike?
Spike: Oh, there's a nice lady vampire who's set up a tea room over by the next pile of crap. What do you think I'm doing?

Out Of My Mind

Buffy: Spike, I just saw you taste your own nose blood. You know what? I'm too grossed out to hear anything you have to say. Go home.
Spike: It's blood. It's what I do!

Spike: I will know your blood, Slayer. I will make your neck my chalice... and drink deep. (turns around and falls into an open grave) Ow!

No Place Like Home

Dawn (knocking on Buffy's door): What are you doing?
Buffy: My boyfriend. Go away.

Family

Dawn: You don't want to mess with us.
Buffy: She's a hair puller.

Fool For Love

Buffy: Were you born this big a pain in the ass?
Spike: What can I tell you, baby? I've always been bad

Shadow

Xander: Am I right, Giles?
Giles: I'm almost certain you're not, but to be fair, I wasn't listening.

Listening To Faer

Willow: Oh, I feel just like Santa Claus... except thinner, and younger, and... female. And, well... Jewish.

Buffy: Homework? Unh. I don't believe in tiny Jewish Santa anymore

Into the Woods

Joyce (about wearing a wig): I don't know, Buffy. I think I'd look like I had a cat on my head.
Buffy: But a very well-groomed cat.

Triangle

Willow (imitating Anya): I like money better than people. People can so rarely be exchanged for goods and/or services!
Anya (very perturbed): Xander, she's pretending to be me!

Checkpoint

Xander (about the Watchers Council): Yeah, don't they have phones? (He attempts a British accent.) "Allo, Buffy! Here's some stuff we know! Pip pip!"

Bloodties

Buffy: How was school today?
Dawn: Um, the usual. Big square building filled with boredom and despair.
Buffy: Just how I remember it.

Crush

Xander: Hey, evil dead, you're in my seat.
Anya: Xander, I think you may have hurt his feelings.
Xander: You should never hurt the feelings of a brutal killer. You know, that's actually some pretty good advice

I Was Made to love you

Spike: You threw me through a window! What's that about?
April: You cannot make those suggestions to me. I have a boyfriend. Warren is my boyfriend.
Spike: You know what? My bleeding sympathies to Warren!

The Body

Dawn: I have to pee.
Buffy: Do you want someone to go with you?
Dawn: No. I still remember how to pee.

Forever

Xander: The guy thinks he can put on a big show and con Buffy into being his sex monkey!

Intervention

Buffybot: Angel's lame. His hair goes straight up, and he's bloody stupid!

Tough Love

Glory (as her apartment quakes): Did anybody order an apocalypse?

Professor: Well, maybe short poems.
Buffy: Yeah. Li-like those Japanese ones that-that, um, sound like a sneeze.
Professor: Haiku?

Sorry I had to bore you with my stuff!These are just my absolute favorite ones from almost every eppie. :brick: I'll shut up now.🙂
 
originalslayer said:
Its the last line of Buffy's before she jumps into the portal. SMG portayed Buffy in such a good way in that episode.

You mean : "Dawn, listen to me. Listen: I love you. I will always love you. This is the work that I have to do. Tell Giles I... tell Giles I figured it out, and I'm o.k. Give my love to my friends. You have to take care of them now. You have to take care of each other. You have to be strong. Dawn, the hardest thing in this world is to live in it. Be brave. Live... for me."
 
Buffy: "Dawn, listen to me. Listen: I love you. I will always love you. This is the work that I have to do. Tell Giles I... tell Giles I figured it out, and I'm o.k. Give my love to my friends. You have to take care of them now. You have to take care of each other. You have to be strong. Dawn, the hardest thing in this world is to live in it. Be brave. Live... for me."

My all time favourite episode and Buffy's final speech is heart rendering.
 
TheChosenOne hey I'm exactly like you except minus the, well The.
Anyway my fave quotes are of course the one above( TheGift; best ep ever)

As the group ponders how to stop Glory
Anya: Okay, but I'm still not hearing enough ideas. She's a God, let's think outside the box.
Spike: Why don't you go think outside the bleeding box.
Giles: Yes, Anya. Apart from your incredibly uninfectious enthusiasm have you anything else to contribute...
Anya: The daggon sphere.
Giles: Sorry?
motioning to a large hammer
Spike: Nah, that thing's too heavy to...
Buffy easily picks up the hammer
Spike: Yeah, good.
Buffy: I like this. Thanks.
Anya: Here to help. Wanna live.

(Forever)
Willow: What did I have for breakfast this morning? I want to say bagel, but I think that was yesterday. You had two eggs sunny side up. I remember because they were wiggling at me like little boobs.

Joyce Summers: I... love... what you've neglected to do with the place.

Joyce Summers: I think we're just about ready for pie.
Xander: Then I'll be pretty much ready for barf.
Buffy: Xander.
Xander: No, no, barf from the eating. 'Cause all was good, and too much goodness...
Joyce Summers: I'm taking it as a compliment.
Anya; I think I'm gonna barf too.
Joyce; Every one's so nice


Anyway I have lots more but i don't wanna type
 
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