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Yeah, sure, it's sad that it was all for nothing, yeah, but she still didn't have to tell him that when he was all in the hospital and unable to talk and stuff... and, just for the record, when he saw Fred and she started talking to him, that was the only time he's smiled in the last, like, five episodes!!! That's so sad!!! I have officially banned myself from thinking nice thoughts about her for a while, even if she is the only one who's ready to start forgiving!
 
oh bad fred...
but on a lighter note, some wes quotes! pre holtz quotes 😀

Angel: Do you think maybe that I should send her something? Like flowers maybe?
Wesley: Flowers?
Angel: Yeah, you know, to say thanks. Sorry about the migraines. You know, I appreciate you.
Wesley: Yes and while your at it, pick me up one of those "Sorry you were shot in the gut" bouquets.

Wesley: I suggest someone put a stake through that woman's heart if she persists in popping her bloody chewing gum!

Wesley: What are you doing?! This book is twelve centuries old!!
Harmony: Okay, so it's not like I ruined a new one.

Wesley: It's all right to speak freely in front of her, she's a vampire.
Gunn: Don't we kill them anymore?

Angel: There's only one thing we can do now.
Cordelia: Oh god. Oh no.
Wesley: The karaoke bar.
Gunn: Angel's gonna sing?
Cordelia: Isn't there some other way?
Wesley: There's has to be. Think damnit.
Angel: Hey!

(About to get their heads cut off)
Wesley: Forgive me Gunn. I should have never opened my mouth.
Gunn: I got a plan.
Wesley: Oh thank god. What is it?
Rebel: 1.
Gunn: We die horribly and painfully, you go to hell and I spend eternity in the arms of baby Jesus.
Wesley: Oh.

Wesley: Why do people keep putting me in charge of things?
Gunn: (stunned) I have no idea.

Wesley: It's sad. The only way some people can find a purpose in life is by becoming obsessed with demons. By the way, Gunn -- technically that wasn't a Lur-ite, it was a Mur-ite, a subspecies of the Lur-ite. The male sports a small telltale fin just behind the third shoulder.
Gunn: I'm so glad to know we're not the sad people obsessed with demons."

Wesley: I realize we sacrifice a great deal of our social lives, but we have to. Work demands it.
Gunn: True. I mean who's got time for love when you're out there, doin' it with the demons. (with regretful look) Didn't that come out sad and wrong.

Gunn: Hmm, Angel and a bunch of monks in the middle of nowhere. There's a party. He should have got hammered and gone to Vegas like I told him.
Wesley: He doesn't need a lap dance, he needs some peace and quiet to work through this

Cordelia: (receiving a necklace from Angel) Oh my gosh, it's gorgeous! And look how it bring out my breasts! You know you were all thinkin' it.
Wesley: (getting a dagger) Sixteenth century. Angel, Murshan dynasty? Thank you. I've always wanted one of these. I didn't think you - Oh I can't wait to kill something with it.


he he he, there you go, to lighten the modd 😀

love cordy xx xx
 
Yeah..I have strep throat and now I'm laughing lol.Cute quotes Cordy. Don't be dissin on Fred just yet...😉 Although...she definetly shouldn't be dissin Wesley..no matter what lol 😀
*Anya*
 
thanks. here are some more. i especially like the last one 🙂

Wesley: You think I don't have what it takes.
Gunn: I know you don't have what it takes.
Wesley: I guess we'll just have to find out.
Gunn: Come on English. Make your move. 'Cause it'll be your last. (They roll the dice)
Gunn: And now I rule Europe, Australia and South America.
Wesley: I've still got Kamchakta.
Gunn: Three-fifths of the world covered in water, the rest covered in me. Who's your ruler baby. What's my name. Come on English say it, dog.

Wesley: Oh, God...
Gunn: Tunnel's twenty feet tall. He was crouchin'!
Wesley: Wait... wait till its back is turned... NOW! (Massive flame burst - Gunn and Wesley jump back and wave the air)
Gunn: I thought she said he breathed fire!

Gunn: Our new Agency.
Wesley: The Wyndam-Price agency.
Gunn and Cordelia: The what?!
Wesley: You don't like it? It's classy!
Cordelia: It's stuffy! The Chase Agency. Now that has the right ring.
Wesley: Why?
Cordelia: Because it's my name.
Gunn: Uh, Wes? Miss Chase? There's only one player here with the name that strikes dread in the demon heart.
Cordelia: Gunn?
Gunn: Uh-uh.
Cordelia: Oh yeah, that's original. (dances and chants) My name is Gunn and I've got a gun...
Wesley: Wyndam-Price is everything you need to know.
Gunn and Cordelia: Shut up!


love cordy xx xx (trying to make you smile 🙂)
 
Made me smile lol. I can't find anymore good quote, i'm still trying though 🙂
*Anya*
 
it's okay anya, i feel now it's my duty to do quotes, lol.
Wesley: What, are we supposed to think that a creature like that can suddenly change it's modus operandi overnight and turn into some noble protector and defender of"¦ oh God.

Wesley: "Angel, it's me!"
Angel: "What are you doing here?"
Wesley: "Gunn's in trouble. Can't breathe!"
Angel: "Gunn can't breathe?"
Wesley: "I can't breathe!"
Angel: "Oh, sorry."

Cordelia: What just happened? Can someone explain to me what just happened here?
Wesley: I believe we were just fired.
Gunn: Canned.
Wesley: Let go.
Gunn: Axed.
Wesley: Shown the door.
Gunn: Booted.
Cordelia: All right I get it. But what just happened? Fired. Angel fired us?
Wesley: Looks that way.

Virginia: You know what it is? He's jealous.
Wesley: Your father?
Virginia: No, Angel! You had to impersonate him to rescue me, and you were too good an Angel!
Wesley: ... I don't think so.

Virginia: Well, his loss is the world's gain. You'll get another job (snaps fingers) just like that! What else can you do?
Wesley: (Starts to respond several times... Then thinks long and hard) Not much.

Wesley: Come to find your destiny have you? Who was going to help you with that?
Cordelia: Shania Twain or Madonna. I hadn't decided.

Gunn: Was one of his directives hire a pansy ass British Guy?
Wesley: My ass is not pansy!

Gunn: Prick.
Cordelia: Ass Pansy!

Wesley: We need to get her to a hospital.
Gunn: What about you?
Wesley: I'm fine it's just... (Looks at shoulder) We should go before I pass out - or possibly during.
Gunn: This thing nearly ripped us to shreds.
Wesley: Yeah, but out of everybody here, which one of us is the dead one?

Wesley: I just thought you'd like to know that we're keeping the agency open. You may have turned your back on your mission but we haven't. Someone has to fight the good fight.
Angel: [voice over] Let them fight the good fight. Someone has to fight the war.



he he, lots of love cordy xx xx
 
lol, here are some more.

Wesley: Dante's Divine Comedy
Lilah: Actually, it's just part one. The Inferno. It's not a first edition. More like the 1500s. But it is in the original Tuscan. Have you read it?
Wesley: Several times.
Lilah: Then you know it's a guided tour of the underworld. The nine levels of hell.
Wesley: Yes, descending, concentric rings based on the severity of the sin.
Lilah: You know, I always forget. At the very bottom of hell, in the ninth circle, the devil's frozen in ice, right? He's got three heads, three mouths, and these mouths are reserved for the worst sinners. I can't remember, who is in the center mouth? What was his name? The one person in all of human history who was deemed the greatest sinner. Who is it?
Wesley: Judas Iscariot.
Lilah: Right. The worst spot in hell is reserved for those who betray... So don't pretend you're too good to work for us.

The Loa: That the vampire will devour his child is certain. The dark question you harbor is only when?
Wesley: No, the dark question I harbor is how do I stop it?
The Loa: It cannot be stopped.
Wesley: It has to be stopped. There must be a way "¦ (gets knocked over by the Loa's power)
The Loa: Your insolence is disappointing.
Wesley: (muttering) Try chatting with a cranky hamburger.

Gunn: (to Fred) Wesley's a good man. He'll do the right thing. He always does.

Angel: I love my son.
Wesley: Love can be a terrible thing.
Angel: I used to think that. I thought love was something that swallowed you whole, ripped you up inside. But you know, what I feel for Connor, even that fear, it's (pauses) it's not terrible. It's beautiful.

Wesley: Why can't you have sex?
Cordelia: I could lose my visionity.
Wesley: (skeptical) If you want to play it that way.
Cordelia: Vision-ity. The visions.

Angel: (on com-shuking) So the visions pass to Groo. He gets them instead of her. So what?
Wesley: Are you suggesting the Grooselugg could replace Cordelia?
Angel: Maybe not Cordelia.
Wesley: I see. You think he could replace you.
Angel: I don't know. It seems to me, here's a guy who can do everything I can and a few things I can't.
Wesley: That's not true.
Angel: You saw what happened this afternoon. If Groo hadn't been there"¦
Wesley: Then the rest of us would have. Angel, you're the reason we've all come together. It's your mission which animates us. We each contribute, it's true. But you, you're unique. You're like one of these rare volumes. One of a kind.
Shopkeeper:: (on the rare volumes) I got three of them.

Wesley: (on Groo) While I do believe having another warrior for good might be an asset to us in the coming days, the truth is, you and the Grooselugg are two totally different people (walks in and sees Cordelia's makeover of Groo) who look exactly alike.

Gunn: (on hooking up with Fred) Well, I'm not so sure that' any of your business.
Wesley: No, you're probably right. Still, she could get hurt. I trust that won't happen.
Gunn: What are you? Her brother?
Wesley: (obviously hurt) Apparently.
Gunn: (understanding) Wesley, I"¦
Wesley: She chose. It's just important to me she's taken care of.
Gunn: She will be.
Wesley: Good.


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Cordelia: Lemme break this down for you, Fred. (imitating Buffy) Oh, Angel. I know that I am a Slayer, and you are a Vampire, and it would be impossible for us to be together, but ...
Wesley: But... my gypsy curse sometimes prevent me from seeing the truth. Oh Buffy --
Cordelia: Yes, Angel?
Wesley: I love you so much I almost forgot to brood!
Cordelia: And just because I sent you to hell that one time doesn't mean we can't just be friends.
Wesley: (grabbing Cordy) Or possibly more?
Cordelia: Gasp! No! We mustn't!
Wesley:Kiss me!
Cordelia: (passionately) Bite me!
Angel (O.S.): How 'bout you both bite me? [/B]

That is my fav quote
 
OMG, Alexia, I love that one!!! All the ones in Fredless are great, though!!!
 
Favorite Wesley quotes

"Wherever evil lurks, wherever the forces of darkness threaten humanity, that's where I'll be."
---Parting Gifts
 
The whole Cordy/Wesley immitating Buffy/Angel scene for Fred
i'll put the quote here when im back at my computer
hehehhe uni net...costs me nothing
 
When Angel dosent want to waer the pink helmet when he rides with Wes.
"why do i have to waer the pink one?"
"oh stop being such a w****r and put it on"

And no idea which ep but this just made be burst with laughter
"I'm here to fight you, sir. To the death. Hopefully yours."
 
His comment about "this forced death march down Memory Lane" in the alternate reality where Cordy hasn't seen him for years -- she's a TV star, he's a *real* demon hunter -- and she keeps remarking in front of Gunn what a lousy kisser Wesley was when she was in high school and how he used to scream and faint whenever he encountered anything scary.
 
Wes and Gunn stand up and face the doors. Gunn is jumping in place to loosen his muscles. Looks over at Wes.
Gunn: "What are you doing?"
Wes: "Trying to imagine myself as John Wayne in Rio Bravo. You?"

Wes: "Angel, we could use your help when you're finished - changing the baby - who is being changed on my desk."
Angel: "Sorry. I needed the space."
Wes: "Of course. And seeing as you once nearly had sex on my desk I shouldn't be surprised that now there
is a baby on it."

Angel: "Ah, no, Wes. I know how to change a diaper - a normal one with pins. It's these newfangled fasteners."
Wes: "Did you know these diapers are lined with a space-age material originally designed for NASA astronauts? Hmm, interesting. Though now I'm picturing grown men in nappies and am rather disturbed."
--Dad


Wesley: "A lone wolf, such as myself, never works with anyone. I'm merely allowing Angel to assist me."
--Parting Gifts

"That's for calling me a ponce."
--Sanctuary(after decking Weatherby)
 
Originally posted by Lost_Slayer
I love the qoutes...There hilarious!!!!!

I dont think there was a thread like this..couldve been though

There have been some for other characters, and the shows in general.
 
wow i love the quotes i don't have any. no fair lol

Pheeb's
 
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