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I was thinking - willow never really gets to say memorable or funny one-liners, does she?! Lol, or can i just not think of any?!
But dont get me wrong, i think willow rocks - do you have any good quotes?!

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Here's a recent quote:

"Geez, respect the narrative flow much?" (was rudely interrupted by Anya, of course).
 
Thats quite good - but do you see my point. For example, i have a thread on spike quotes and there are so many HYTSERICAL ones! 😀 And for anya, and buffy, xander . . . they are all so witty! But willow seems to be lacking in the humour department!

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Right Willow quotes here we go:

Willow: I'll give Xander a call. What's his number? Oh, yeah: '1-800-I'm-Dating-A-Skanky-Ho.'
Buffy: Me-ow!
Willow: Really? Thanks! I've never gotten a 'me-ow' before.
from Phases


Willow : Well, I like you. Yeah, okay, werewolf, but...that's not all the time. I mean, three days a month, I'm not much fun to be around either.
from Phases


Willow: I tried to communicate with the spirit world and I so wasn't ready for that. It was like being pulled apart inside. Plus I blew the power for our whole block. Big scare.
from Anne


Willow : Buffy would never just take off. It's just not her nature except that one time she disappeared for several months and changed her name but there were circumstances then.
from The freshman

Post more latter.
 
Here's one of my favorites:

Xander: "Smart girls are soooo hot..."
Willow: "You couldn't figure that out in the tenth grade?"

Probably her most popular, improvised line:

Willow: "Isn't he gonna go poof?"
 
Willow: I'll give Xander a call. What's his number? Oh, yeah: '1-800-I'm-Dating-A-Skanky-Ho.'
Buffy: Me-ow!
Willow: Really? Thanks! I've never gotten a 'me-ow' before.
from Phases

I remember that one! It was so funny! Thanks for proving to me that she can get good lines! 🙂
Who is willow talking to in the:

Buffy would never just take off. It's just not her nature except that one time she disappeared for several months and changed her name but there were circumstances then.
from The freshman

?!

Thanks so much to you both! I like the smart girls one too!

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This isn't so fuuny but it made me laugh anyway.

bag moves along the floor
Glory:Whats that a bag of tricks.
Willow: More like a bag of knives
Kinves fly out of bag and hit Glory
This is from Tough Love
 
Thanks 🙂
Do you see what i mean, about the one-liners (or lack of them) and funny lines?! I still love Willow but the one-liners are severly lacking in her department!!!

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How about these:

Xander: Angel was in your bedroom?
Willow: Ours is a forbidden love.
(from Lie to Me)

Xander: You gotta take care of the egg. It's a baby, gotta keep it safe and teach it Christian values.
Willow: My egg is Jewish.
(from Bad Eggs)

Xander: Sheila's definitely intense. That guy with her? That's the guy she can bring back to her mother.
Willow: She was already smoking in fifth grade. Once I was lookout for her.
Xander: You're bad to the bone.
Willow: I'm a rebel.
(from School Hard, i can't remember who Sheila is)

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JUST FOUND AN AMAZING WILLOW QUOTE - *drum roll* lol, here it goes:

"Amy, if you are really my friends, you better stay away and if you really aren't, you better stay away."

HEHE, that was classic!

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How about this one?

Buffy: Conjuring? Let's be serious Will, you're normal spells are usually only about 50/50.
Willow: Yeah? Well, so's your face!
Buffy: What?

It may be off by a bit...Willow always has great lines guys!

Willow: Hi, I'm Anya, I like money more than people, people can so rarely be exchanged for goods.
 
(when she's protesting to Giles about wanting to kill the native american guy in "Pangs")

"I think you just want to kill him and then go 'la la laa'"

(the quote may not be exact but the way she said it made me laugh)
 
Dopplegangland

Willow: See? I can be rebelious. I'm eating this banana and it's not even lunch time and I don't even care.

Dopplegangland was an awesome episode.
 
Originally posted by Pezz
Dopplegangland

Willow: See? I can be rebelious. I'm eating this banana and it's not even lunch time and I don't even care.

Dopplegangland was an awesome episode.
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I like that one! Hehe. Thanks guys for your awesome response, proving me wrong that willow doesnt get great lines! Although, undoubtably, people such as xander and anya are designed to raise more laughs with their one-liners!
What was was Dopplegangland? I probably have seen it as ive seen most from seasons 2-6, but everyone always talks of it . . . i dont think ive seen that one . . . help!? Lol.
Thanks for the great quotes!
I like the amy one posted earlier which i found from a mag (J-17 in UK, actually! Lol.)
Keep 'em coming!

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"Angel if i say soemthing you really dont wanna hear do you promise not to bite me?"
-i think its from Lie To Me the one where Billy Fordham (Ford) comes to ssunnydale 'tovisit buffy' lying scmuck oh but hes cute
wait sidetracked

and ummmm
"Willow: I don't like spiders, okay? Their furry bodies, and their
sticky webs, and what do they need all those legs for anyway? I'll tell you: for crawling across your face in the middle of the night. Ewww! How do they not ruffle you?"
classic highschool willow full of fears and insecurities and still funny - from Nightmares

Katie
 
Originally posted by Lily
"Angel if i say soemthing you really dont wanna hear do you promise not to bite me?"
-i think its from Lie To Me the one where Billy Fordham (Ford) comes to ssunnydale 'tovisit buffy' lying scmuck oh but hes cute
wait sidetracked
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One of my faves is the next line.

" Ill look Angel but i dont think ill find anything wired...hey wait thats wierd"
 
Buffy: Conjuring? Let's be serious Will, you're normal spells are usually only about 50/50.
Willow: Yeah? Well, so's your face!
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Good one! Here's more great Willow:

"She didn't even touch her pumpkin. It's a freak with no face..."

"No more snuggles?"

"Now if you'll excuse me, I have someone else's homework to do."

"Makes me grateful that my mom's not interested in my
extra-curricular activities. Or my *curricular* activities."

"Oh, god. Well, I guess. Now that I know there's something to know, I can't *not* know, just because I'm afraid somebody'll know I know, you know?"
 
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