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Buffy: I can't do it anymore. I can't look after the three of you guys while I'm fighting.
Willow: Well, what about the rest of the note?
Buffy: What rest of the note?
Willow: The part that says, 'P.S. This is a trap'. -When She Was Bad

Xander: So, we dig up some graves tonight?
Willow: Oh, boy! A field trip! -Some Assembly Required

Xander: So, we're set then. Say, nine-ish? BYO shovel?
Willow: And I'll pack some food. Who else likes those little powdered doughnuts? -Some Assembly Required

Xander: Uh, that's Rodney Munson. He's God's gift to the bell curve. What he lacks in smarts he makes up in lack of smarts.
Willow: You just don't like him 'cause of that time he beat you up everyday for five years. -Inca Mummy Girl

Giles: She lied to me?
Willow: Well...
Angel: Did... she have a date?
Willow: Well.... Well, why do you think she went to that party? Because you gave her the brush-off! And you [Giles] never let her do anything except work and patrol! And I know she's the chosen one, but you're killing her with the pressure! I mean, she's sixteen going on forty! And you [Angel]! I mean, you're gonna live forever! You don't have time for a cup of coffee?! Okay, I don't feel better now, and we've gotta help Buffy. -Reptile Boy

Willow: I'm not getting close enough to feel his pulse, but... he looks dead. -The Dark Age

Giles: Willow?
Willow: [awakens] Don't warn the tadpoles!
Giles: Are you alright?
Willow: Giles, what are you doing here.
Giles: It's the library, Willow. You fell asleep.
Willow: (looks around) Oh! I...
Giles: Don't warn the tadpoles?
Willow: I... I have frog fear. -What's My Line - I

Giles: This creature is especially brutal. I believe the phrase coined by the coroner when describing Mr. Platt was 'pureed'. But he did confirm that Platt was killed shortly before Buffy found him.
Faith: Which means that he was killed during the day.
Willow: [punches her fist in the air] Yes!
[Everyone looks at Willow]
Willow: Sorry. I got.... I've just been....it's horrible, horrible. -Beauty and the Beasts

Willow: It's *bad* bowling. I-it's a double date, with all of us, and they're gonna know!
Xander: How are they gonna know?
Willow: It's a very intimate situation. It's all sexy with the smoke and the sweating and the shoe rental...
Xander: You're turned on by rented shoes?
Willow: That's not the issue. -Lovers' Walk

Spike: She only did it to hurt me. So I said, 'I'm not putting up with this anymore.' And she said, 'Fine!' And I said, 'Yeah, I've got an unlife, you know!' And then she said... she said we could still be friends. God, I'm so unhappy!
Willow: There, there.
Spike: I mean, friends! How could she be so cruel? [He raises his head and looks at Willo'ws neck.] Mmm. That smell... Your neck... I haven't had a woman in weeks.
Willow: Whoa! No! Hold it!
Spike: Well, unless you count that shopkeeper.
Willow: Now, now, hold on! I-I'll do your spell for you, and, and, and I'll get you Drusilla back, but, but there will be no bottle-in-face, and there will be no 'having' of any kind with me. Alright? -Lovers' Walk

Willow: He's out of control. I mean, not that he was Joe Restraint in the old days.
Xander: So what are our options?
Willow: Well, I figure either... I refuse to do the spell and he kills us, or I do the spell and he kills us.
Xander: Give me a third option.
Willow: He's so drunk he forgets about us, and we starve to death. That's sort of the best one. - Lovers' Walk

Willow: Grounded? This is the first time *ever* I've done something you don't like and I'm grounded? I'm supposed to mess up. I'm a teenager, remember?
Sheila: You're upset, I hear you...
Willow: No, Ma, hear this! I'm a rebel! I'm having a rebellion!
Sheila: Willow, honey, you don't need to act out like this to prove your specialness.
Willow: Mom, I'm not acting out. I'm a witch! I-I can make pencils float. And I can summon the four elements. Okay, two, but four soon. A-and I'm dating a musician.
Sheila: Oh, Willow!
Willow: I worship Beelzebub. I do his biddings. Do you see any goats around? No, because I sacrificed them.
Sheila: Willow, please!
Willow: All bow before Satan!
Sheila: I'm not listening to this.
Willow: Prince of night, I summon you. Come fill me with your black, naughty evil. -Gingerbread

Buffy: When did you guys hang out?
Xander: Oh, she (Faith) was fighting one of those, uh, apocalypse demon things, and I helped her. Gave her a ride home.
Buffy: And you guys talked?
Xander: Not extensively. No.
Buffy: Then why would you... [figures it out, widens her eyes with surprise] Oh.
Giles: [gets it, surprised] Oh! [he and Buffy both look at Willow, concerned]
Willow: I don't need to say 'oh'. I got it before. They slept together. -Consequences

Willow: This is creepy. I don't like the thought that there's a vampire out there that looks like me.
Xander: Not looks like. Is.
Buffy: It was exactly you, Will, every detail. Except for your not being a dominatrix....As far as we know.
Willow: Oh, right. Me and Oz play 'Mistress of Pain' every night.
Xander: Did anyone else just go to a scary visual place?
Buffy: Oh, yeah. -Doppelgangland

OK im done now.
 
Thanks for the best lot yet! Who is he note from again in:

Buffy: I can't do it anymore. I can't look after the three of you guys while I'm fighting.
Willow: Well, what about the rest of the note?
Buffy: What rest of the note?
Willow: The part that says, 'P.S. This is a trap'. -When She Was Bad

I just realised willow gets funny lines - but they just reflect her. Her and her goofy sense of humour.
You have got so many good ones i cannot choose one! I liked the one with her mum "I'm a rebel" lol!
Also loved the 'turned on my rented shoes" and the "Mistress of Pain"! Lol.
Willow is really funny! Lol.

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Originally posted by desolate_soul
Do you see any goats around? No, because I sacrificed them.
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This is my ABSOLUTE favorite Willow line ever! 😉 Just something about the way she says it. 😉

this, and basically any line that she says in Dopplegandland. 😉

Originally posted by Pezz
Buffy: Conjuring? Let's be serious Will, you're normal spells are usually only about 50/50.
Willow: Yeah? Well, so's your face!
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LOL! I actually do use this line when I talk! 😉 lol, just the "so's your face" part though. 😉
 
Originally posted by Spike Lover
Thanks for the best lot yet! Who is he note from again in:

Buffy: I can't do it anymore. I can't look after the three of you guys while I'm fighting.
Willow: Well, what about the rest of the note?
Buffy: What rest of the note?
Willow: The part that says, 'P.S. This is a trap'. -When She Was Bad


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The annoited one when they needed to get Buffy away from the Scobbys so they could kidnapp them
 
after watching the Buffy musical ep again, i noticed some hilarious willow quotes!

Tara: "That's right, the volume. The text"
Giles: "What text?"
Willow: "The volumey text. Y'know! the Mrfmurmurfd Report."

Willow: "Well, who wants to be cooped up on a day like this? The sun is shining, there's songs going on, those guys are checking you out."
Tara: "What? What are they looking at?"
Willow: "The hotness of you, doofus."
 
Lol, thats true! Two great quotes in that one ep! I like the "Mrfmurmurfd Report"! Tara are willow are so perfec for each other *sob* . . . anyway, thanks guys!
I saw one in the most recent eppy i saw "Villains" - i loved it when willow said "Bored Now" (like she did, so im told, in Doppelgangland) and then she
killed warren - if i wasnt so shocked (even though i knew it was coming) i would have been in hysterics! Lol
! That was so funny, that line!
Alyson is brilliant and so is willow!

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While reading through all your wonderful posts, it became quite apparant that we've now got a treasure trove of Will quotes (yeah, that's sorta the point... i know), so in retrospect i thought i'd put forth a different angle... namely using Oz/Will scene quotas instead. Being as my favourite moments of Alyson use Seth as backdrop anyway... backdrop, well you know what i mean, i thought this was the perfect place to tribute the couple. Consume with due course. 🙂

Here's my favourite two with the rest following abtly behind... chronological and all.


Willow: hi
Oz: Oh, hey. Animal cracker?
Willow: No thank you. How's your arm?
Oz: Suddenly painless.
Willow: Can you still play guitar okay?
Oz: Not well, not worse.
Willow: You know, I never really thanked you.
Oz: Oh, don't. I don't do thanks. I go red and have to bail. It's not pretty.
Willow: well then forget- that thing. Especially the part where I kinda owe you my life.
Oz pulls a cracker from the bag, hoping to change the subject
Oz: Oh Look, Monkey, he has a little hat. And little pants.
Willow: Yeah, I see.
Oz: The monkey is the only cookie animal that gets to wear pants, you know that"¦ You have the sweetest smile I've ever seen"¦ So I'm thinking, do the other cookie animals feel kinda ripped? Like, is the hippo going, "hey man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity" and the monkey's all "I mock you with my monkey pants," and then there's a big coup at the zoo"¦
Willow: The monkey's French?
Oz: All monkeys are French, didn't you know that?
Willow: No.

Will's asleep...
Willow: It's in the sandblaster.
Oz: What's in the sandblaster Willow? It's a dream, come back to me.
Willow: Bout geminies to the raspberry hats.
Oz: Now you're faking.
Willow: Am not. Just a little.
Oz: Morning.
Willow: Morning.
Oz: Bad dream?
Willow: I guess, but the waking up part makes up for it.
Oz: It's always so busy in there.
Willow: Not always, a few things shake my brain up completely.
Oz: Anything I can help you with?
Willow: I gotta get to class right now, but tonight for sure.
Oz: I don't know about tonight unless the extreme Jerry Garcia look turns you on.
Willow: Huh?
Oz: Night before the full moon.
Willow: Oh that's right, and I have a thing, there's this Wicca group on campus I wanted to check out, they have orientation on the three nights you're wolfy, it's probably totally silly.
Oz: Well go, show them how it's done.
Willow: Are you sure? You can lock yourself up? It's only this one month, after orientation we meet on different nights.
Oz: I'll be fine.
Willow: Ok. Aslong as you don't mind.
Oz: The only thing I mind is being away from you for three nights.

Ok and the other set masterpieces...

Buffy: Don't look but that guy over there is totally checking you out.
Willow: Oh that's Oz, he's expressing computer nerd solidarity.
Buffy: Really? So why is he on his way over here right now?
Oz comes over.
Buffy: Told you.
Buffy leaves.
Oz: Hey.
Willow: Hey. Your hair, is brown.
Oz: Yeah sometimes. So, er, you decide, you gonna be a corporate computer suit guy?
Willow: Oh, well, I think I'm gonna finish high school first. What about you?
Oz: Not really a computer person, you know, or a work of any kind person.
Willow: Then why'd they select you?
Oz: Well I sort of test well, you know, which is cool, accept that it leads to jobs.
Willow: Well don't you have some ambition?
Oz: Oh yeah, E flat diminished 9th.
Willow: Huh?
Oz: Well the E flat it's doable but it's that diminished 9th you know, a mans chord, you could lose a finger.

Willow: Do you guys have a gig tonight?
Oz: Oh, no, practice, see our band's kinda moving towards this sound where we suck so practice.
Willow: I think you guys sound good.
Oz: Thanks.
Willow: I bet you guys have a lot of groupies.
Oz: It happens, I'm living groupie free nowadays. I'm clean.
Willow: Oh.
Oz: I'm gonna ask you to go out with me tomorrow night and I'm kinda nervous about it actually, it's interesting.
Willow: Oh well if it helps at all I'm gonna say yes.
Oz: Yeah it helps, it creates a comfort zone. Do you want to go out with me tomorrow night?
Willow: Oh, I can't!
Oz: Ok, I like that you're unpredictable.
Willow: It's just it's Buffy's birthday and we're throwing her a surprise party.
Oz: It's ok.
Willow: But you could come if you wanted?
Oz: I don't wanna crash.
Willow: No it's fine, you could be my date.
Oz: Alright I'm in.
Willow walks away.
Willow: I said date.

Willow: Do you wanna make out with me?
Oz: What?
Willow: Forget it, I'm sorry. Well do you?
Oz: Sometimes when I'm sitting in class, you know not thinking about class coz that would never happen, I think about kissing you and it's like everything stops, it's like, like freeze frame, willowkissage. Oh I'm not gonna kiss you.
Willow: What? But, freeze frame.
Oz: Well to the casual observer it would appear that you're trying to make your friend Xander jealous, or even the score or something. And that's on the empty side. See in my fantasy when I'm kissing you, you're kissing me. It's ok, I can wait.

Willow: So did you like the movie last night?
Oz: I don't know, today's movies are kinda like popcorn, you know, you forget about them when they're done. I do remember I liked the popcorn though.
Willow: Yeah, it was good, and I had a really fun time with the rest, I mean the part with you.
Oz: Oh that's great, my time was also of the good.
Willow: Mine too. Well then, oh there I have my friend, so I will go to her.
Oz: I'll see you then, later

Willow: I had this whole thing worked out and I had it written down but then it didn't make any sense when I read it back.
Oz: Willow this is not a very good time.
Willow: I mean what am I supposed to think, first you buy me popcorn and then you're all glad I didn't get bit and you put the tag back in my shirt but I guess none of that means anything, coz instead of looking up things with me, here you are, all alone, in your house, doing nothing, by yourself!
Oz: Willow we'll talk about this tomorrow, I promise.
Willow: No, damn it, we'll talk about this now. Buffy told me that sometimes what a girl makes has to be the first move, and now that I'm saying this, I'm starting to think the written version sounded pretty good, but you know what I mean.
Oz: I know, I know, it's me, I'm going through some changes.
Willow: Well welcome to the world, things happen, don't you think I'm going through a lot?
Oz: Not like me.
Willow: Oh, what, now you're special, you're special boy ... with chains and stuff. Why do you have chains and stuff?

Oz: You are quite the human.
Willow: So I'd still, if you'd still?
Oz: I'd still, I'd very still.
Willow: Ok, no biting though.
Oz: Agreed.
Willow leaves, comes back and kisses Oz, then leaves again.
Oz: ...a werewolf in love.

Oz: Well actually I was pretty much banking on you finding it cute.
Willow: Traditionally, you know, repeating a grade isn't exactly a turn on. Hey and you're practically a genius, you're Mr test scores. It's all a little weird.
Oz: So the cute thing is out.
Willow: I'm trying to get to cute, really, but I'm still sort of stuck on strange.
Oz: Well I'd be willing to bargain down to eccentric with an option on cool.

Willow: I'm giddy
Oz: Oh I like you giddy, always have.
Willow: It's the freedom, as seniors we can go off campus now for lunch, it's no longer cutting, it's legal, heck it's expected. It's also a big step forward, a senior moment, one that has to be savoured, you can't just rush into this you know.
Oz and Xander pull Willow off campus.
Willow: No, I can't.
Xander: You can.
Oz: See you are.
Willow: But no. What if they change the rule without telling, what if they're lying in wait to arrest me and throw me in detention and mar my unblemished record.
Xander: Breath.
Willow: Oh hey this is good, this is, hey were seniors, hey I'm walking here.

Willow: Oz is the highest scoring person ever to fail to graduate in our school.
Buffy: Isn't she cute when she's proud.
Oz: She's always cute.

Oz: Ok, the thing is, seeing you with Xander, it was . . . well I've never felt that way before, well not without a full moon, but, I know you guys have a history.
Willow: But it's a history that's in the past, well I guess most histories are in the past, but it's over.
Oz: Well I don't know, I don't know that it ever will be, between you two.
Willow: Oz, please believe me.
Oz: This is what I do know, I miss you, like every second, almost like I lost an arm, or worse, a torso, so I think I'd be willing to, give it a shot.
Willow: Really?
Oz: Yeah.
Willow: Do you want us to, to hug now?
Oz: Yeah, I'm up for that.

Willow: Oz!
Oz: What?
Willow: Could you at least pretend to care about what's happening, please?
Oz: You think I don't care?
Willow: I think we could be dead in two days time and you're being ironic detachment guy.
Oz: Would it help you if I panic?
Willow: Yes! It would be swell. Panic is a thing people can share in times of crisis and everything's really scary now you know and I don't know what's going to happen and there's all sorts of things that you are supposed to get to do after highschool and I was really looking forward to doing them and now we're probably just gonna die and I would like to feel that maybe you would. . .
Oz kisses Willow.
Willow: What are you doing?
Oz: Panicking.

Buffy: If college is so great, what are we doing here and why is it more fun?
Willow: Because the Bronze is nice and familiar, it's like a big comfy blanky.
Oz: I was under the impression that I was your big comfy blanky.
Willow: You're my person blanky, this is my place blanky.

Then you have all the saddening quotes and goodbyes... so unless your in desperate need of some brooding, i'll leave them out.
 
Oh please post sad quotes me in need of doing some serious brooding.

By the way i love this one my fave so far.
Oz: Well actually I was pretty much banking on you finding it cute.
Willow: Traditionally, you know, repeating a grade isn't exactly a turn on. Hey and you're practically a genius, you're Mr test scores. It's all a little weird.
Oz: So the cute thing is out.
Willow: I'm trying to get to cute, really, but I'm still sort of stuck on strange.
Oz: Well I'd be willing to bargain down to eccentric with an option on cool.
 
Well with your last post a.k.a. after-burning quoting machine... i'd be glad too. I wasn't really intending on posting these ones though as they didn't really comprise of just the Oz/Will mix and therefore falling outside category. Actually most of these don't even contain some sort of witty conclusion; just *very* down-tuned against the aforementioned where humour's effectively the main driving point of the conversation. You know, not quite as gratifying on paper... virtually speaking of course.

Anyway these are the S4 quotes resulting in Oz's departure for anyone needing a little insight.
Ok, twas fun reminiscing with you guys.

Oz: Willow.
Willow: Oh my god.
Oz pulls on some trousers.
Willow: Oh my god.
Oz: I know what you saw, it wasn't...
Oz unlocks the cage
Oz: I had to, I had to lock her in their with me.
Willow: I bet.
Oz: She's like me, a wolf.
Willow: Well I knew you two had a lot in common but...
Oz tries to hold her.
Willow: Don't touch me!
Oz: She was gonna hurt somebody, I didn't have a choice.
Willow: But you did, you could have told somebody. Your solution? Just put you two together in a room all night?
Veruca: Girl's got a point.
Oz: Leave.
Veruca: I was just saying...
Oz: NOW!!
Veruca leaves.
Oz: I'm sorry.
Willow: I knew, I knew, you jerk, and you sat there and you told me everything was fine. That's as bad as...
Oz: I know how it feels, I remember.
Willow: Oh, so what, this is payback, I had this coming?
Oz: No, it's not...
Willow: Because I thought that was behind us, and you know what happened with Xander, it doesn't compare, not with what you and I had, not with whatever you've been doing with her.
Oz: I don't know what Veruca and I have done, when I change, it's like I'm gone and the wolf takes over.
Willow: But before this, when you were regular Oz, you had feelings for her, didn't you?
Oz: No, I could sense something, but...
Willow: But you wanted her, like in an animal way, like more than you wanted me?
Oz doesn't answer, Willow runs out...

Willow: What are you doing?
Oz: Moving.
Willow: Now?
Oz nods.
Willow: That's your solution?
Oz: Well that's my decision.
Willow: Don't I get any say in this?
Oz: No. Veruca was right about something, the wolf is inside me all the time. And I don't know where that line is anymore between me and it. Until I figure out what that means, I shouldn't be around you, or anybody.
Willow: Well that could be a problem, cause people, kind of a planetary epidemic.
Oz: I'll find someplace.
Willow: Well how long?
Oz: I don't know.
Willow: Oz, don't you love me?
Oz: My whole life, I've never loved anything else.
Willow: Oh god, Oz.
Oz kisses her on her forehead and leaves.
...Will cries.
Ok, the next three refer to the relationship instead...

Giles: She seems to be coping better with Oz's departure don't you think?
Buffy: She still has a way to go, but, yeah, I think she's dealing.
Spike: What, are you people blind? She's hanging on by a thread. Any idiot could see that.

Willow: Devon says he sent for his stuff, I guess this means he's planning on settling down somewhere, else not here.
Buffy: I guess so.
Willow: I feel like I've been split down the centre, and half of me is lost.
Buffy: I know, it feels like that now.
Willow: Oz is gone.

Willow drowning in sorrow.
Willow: I just can't stand feeling this way, I want it to be over.
Buffy: It will, I promise, but it's gonna take time.
Willow: Well that's not good enough.
Buffy: I know, it's just how it is, you have to go through the pain.
Willow: Well isn't there some way, I can just make it go away? Just coz I say so, can't I just make it go poof?

Willow: Oz.
Tara: (under her breath) Oz.
Willow: When did you get back?
Oz: Pretty much now.
Xander: Oz, man, hate to sound Grandma, you don't call, you don't write.
Oz: Yeah, sorry.
Buffy: So are you here here or are you just passing through?
Giles: Lets not bombard the poor chap with questions right off. Can I get you something? Tea?
Oz: I'll pass, thanks. Look, I'm going to Devon's to see if he has a place I can crash, but I was hoping that we could talk, later, tonight.
Willow: I guess so.
Oz: I'll come by your place.
Willow: Ok.
Oz: It's great to see you guys again, really.
Oz leaves.
Anya: Everyone's uncomfortable now.

Willow: Oz, this is all so weird, I feel like this isn't really happening, like it's a dream or something.
Oz: It's real. Look up.
Willow: What?
Oz: Look at the sky. I guess you stopped keeping track of them after I left.
Willow: Full moon.
Oz: Full moon.
Willow: Full moon but, but how? I mean, you did it, how did you do it? Where did you go?
Oz: That's a long story.
Willow: Oh my god Oz.
Willow hugs Oz.
Willow: This is, I mean, that's wonderful for you.
Oz: I talked to Xander and he said you didn't have a new guy.
Willow: No, no new guy.
Oz: I know what I put you through, and I'm not going to push, but I am a different person than when I left, and I can be what you need now, that's what I want, that's why I'm here.

Morning after...

Willow: I love this.
Oz: A woman in Tibet traded it to me for the Radiohead record. Got a lot of mileage out of the barterage system.
Willow: So Tibet was your favourite?
Oz: Well it's where I stayed the longest. This warlock in Romania sent me to the monks there to learn some meditation techniques. Very intense, all about keeping your inner cool.
Willow: Good coz you were such a spaz before. So that's it? You keep your cool and no more wolfie.
Oz: No there's more, take some herbs and stuff, some chanting, couple of charms.
Willow: It's incredible, you've been all around the world, you've had this complete mind body transformation. I've just been here, same old Sunnydale.
Oz: Doesn't mean you haven't gone through a lot.
Willow: It's true, some of it me telling myself I hated you, cursing your name, not literally.
Oz: Thanks for that.
Willow: And, I don't know, I think I'm getting better at my spells and stuff. It's so light out.
Oz: Yeah, we talked all night.
Willow: Well I believe a manly sized breakfast is in order don't you?
Oz: Or just sleep a little while, whatever you want.
Willow: I'll have the less confusing waffles right now.
Oz: Breakfast it is.

Oz: Willow. Hey, I thought I sme(lt)"¦ heard Willow.
Tara: Hey, you're coming back to school here huh?
Oz: Pretty much feeling oddly motivated.
Tara: That's em, that's great, I mean it's great for you and Willow right?
Oz: I hope so.
Tara: Good, coz that's, because"¦
Oz: Is that her sweater?
Tara: I just hope you guys are very happy.
Oz: You smell like her, she's all over you, do you know that?
Tara: I can't, can't, I can't talk about this, please.
Oz grabs Tara to stop her walking away.
Oz: But there's something to talk about? Are you two involved?
Tara: I, I, I have to go.
Oz: Because she never said anything like that and we talked all night and she never"¦
Tara tries to walk away. Oz grabs her.
Oz: Stop! Is she in love with you? Tell m, is she"¦
Oz starts to turn.
Oz: Run. (Bad Wolfy!)

Ok, thought i'd leave on a light note...

Willow: This thing looks pretty good, considering you drove it overseas.
Oz: Well, it broke down outside of Mexico and I traded my bass to get it fixed in a garage. I shouldn't of come back now, I just thought I had changed.
Willow: You have changed, you stopped the wolf from coming out, I saw it.
Oz: I couldn't look at you, it turns out the one thing that brings it out of me is you, which falls under the heading of ironic in my book.
Willow: It was my fault, I upset you.
Oz: So were safe then, coz you'll never do that again. But, you're happy?
Willow: I am, I can't explain it.
Oz: It may be safer for both of us if you don't.
Willow: I missed you Oz. I wrote you so many letters but I didn't have any place to send them you. know. I couldn't live like that.
Oz: It was stupid of me to think you just be waiting.
Willow: I was waiting. I feel like some part of me will always be waiting for you. Like if I'm old and blue haired in Istanbul and I turn a corner and there you are, I won't be surprised, because you're with me you know.
Oz: I know. But now is not that time I guess.
Willow: No. What are you gonna do?
Oz: I think I better take off.
Willow: When?
Oz: Pretty much now.
Willow nods, they hug...
 
Wow, Oz - how much time did you spend?! Lol. This was indeed the place to post them all! 😀
My fav outta the many many you posted was:

Oz: Oh hey, animal cracker?
Willow: No thank you, how's your arm?
Oz: Suddenly painless.
Willow: You can still play the guitar ok?
Oz: Not well, but not worse.
Willow: You know, I never really thanked you.
Oz: Ooh, please don't, I don't do thanks, I get all red, have to bail, not pretty.
Willow: Well then forget that thing, especially the part where I kinda owe you my life.
Oz: Oh look, monkey, and he has a little hat and little pants.
Willow: Yeah, I see.
Oz: The monkey is the only cookie animal that gets to wear clothes you know that. You have the sweetest smile I've ever seen. So I'm wondering if the other animals feel sorta ripped, like is the hippo going "Hey man, where are my pants, I have my hippo dignaty." And you know the monkey is just (in french accent)"I mock you with my monkey pants" and then there's a big coup in the zoo.
Willow: The monkey is french?
Oz: All monkeys are french, didn't you know that?
Willow: No.

But they are all great! Thanks!

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How about this one from 'Welcome to the Hellmouth / The Harvest':

Willow: "Well, when I'm with a boy I like, it's hard for me to say anything cool, or witty... or at all. I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away."
 
Originally posted by Spike Lover
My fav outta the many many you posted was: The Monkey Pants Skit.
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Yeah, that scene was great... individually, Oz in my opinion seems to always shine more than the rest of the characters with set pieces. Back to the thread though, slaXtOr's post brilliantly sums up S1 Will, infact i think i'll go and put Season 1 on now while i peruse the rest of the forums. 🙂
 
I loved his wit - that was what was special about him for me. And he was just . . . defined by the word "cool"! Lol, thats just him - cool.

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This is from season 6 final ep so its spoilerish to bbc viewers.
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Willow- Fly my pretty fly.
Thats when she had the fireball.
 
I think Willow was definately at her funniest in the few few seasons, but she still has her moments, here s few more quotes to add to the pile....

Welcome to the Hellmouth

Buffy: Hi you're Willow right?
Willow: Why? I mean Hi

The Harvest

Willow: Oh, I, I need to sit down.
Buffy: You are sitting down.
Willow: Oh. Good for me.

Teachers Pet

Buffy: Hot dog surprise. Be still, my heart.
Willow: Call me old-fashioned, I don't want any more surprises in my hot dogs

The Pack

Xander: We just saw the zebras mating! Thank you, very exciting...
Willow: It was like the Heimlich, with stripes!

Willow: You remember, you fail math, you flunk out of school, you end up being the guy at the pizza place that sweeps the floor and says, 'Hey, kids, where's the cool parties this weekend?' We've been through this

The Puppet Show

Willow: What could a demon possibly want from me?
Xander: What's the square root of 841?
Willow: 29. Oh, yeah.

Nightmares

Willow: When Buffy was a vampire, you weren't still, like, attracted to her, were you?
Xander: Willow, how can you... I mean, that's really bent! She was... grotesque!
Willow: Still dug her, huh?
Xander: I'm sick, I need help.
Willow: Don't I know it.

Prophecy Girl

Xander: I don't feel that boring covers it.
Buffy: No, boring falls short.
Willow: Even I was bored. And I'm a science nerd.
Buffy: Don't say that.
Willow: I'm not ashamed. It's the computer age. Nerds are in. They're still in, right?

Some assembly required

Willow: Love makes you do the wacky.

Inca Mummy Girl

Willow: On the other hand, maybe Rodney just stepped out for a smoke.
Xander: For twenty-one hours?
Willow: It's addictive, you know

Willow: Why are you suddenly so worried about looking like an idiot? That came out wrong.

Reptile Boy

Willow: Oh! Sorry. The reflection thing that you don't have. Angel, how do you shave?

Halloween

Willow: Oh, I don't get wild. Wild on me equals spaz.

Willow: She couldn't've dressed up like Xena?

The Dark Age

Willow: HEY! We don't have time for this! Our friends are in trouble! Now, we have to put our heads together and, and get them out of it! And if you two aren't with me a hundred and ten percent, then get the hell out of my library!

Whats my Line Part 2

Willow: There's a Slayer handbook?
Buffy: Wait. Handbook? What handbook? How come I don't have a handbook?
Willow: Is there a T-shirt, too? 'Cause that would be cool...

Innocence

Willow: I knew it! I knew it! Well, not 'knew it' in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn't know. You two were fighting way too much. It's not natural!
Xander: I know it's weird...
Willow: Weird? It's against all laws of God and Man! It's Cordelia! Remember? The, the 'We Hate Cordelia' club, of which you are the treasurer.
Xander: Look, I was gonna tell you.
Willow: Gee, what stopped you? Could it be shame?

Oz: So, do you guys steal weapons from the Army a lot?
Willow: Well, we don't have cable, so we have to make our own fun.

Phases

Willow: It is nice. He's great. We have a lot of fun. But I want smoochies!
Buffy: Have you dropped any hints?
Willow: I've dropped anvils.

Go Fish

Xander: I figure, I can keep an eye on Gage and the others when Buffy can't.
Willow: When you're nude? I meant to say changing.

Faith,Hoep and Trick

Willow: Ooo, Scott Hope at eleven o'clock. He likes you. He wanted to ask you out last year, but you weren't ready then. But I think you're ready now, or at least in the state of pre-readiness to make conversation, or-or to do that thing with your mouth that boys like. Oh! I didn't mean the bad thing with your mouth, I meant that little half-smile thing that you... You're supposed to stop me when I do that.

thats about all for now but i'll put some more up later if I get the chance
 
Some others:

Buffy: "It doesn't involve moving, but it does involve hang out with me."
Willow: "Aren't you hanging out with Cordelia?"
Buffy: "I can't do both?"
Willow: "Not legally."

Willow: "He was a curator at a British museum, or the British museum? I'm not
sure. But he knows everything and he brought all these historical volumes and
biographies and am I the single dullest person alive?"

Willow: "I thought Xander was gonna' show up."
Buffy: "Oh, are you guys going out?"
Willow: "No, we're just friends. We used to go out, but we broke up."
Buffy: "How come?"
Willow: "He stole my Barbie."
Buffy: "..."
Willow: "Oh, we were 5."
Buffy: "Oh."
Willow: "I don't actually date a whole lot...lately."
Buffy: "Why not?"
Willow: "Well, when I'm with a boy I like, it's hard for me to say anything cool or
witty or at all. I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go
away."
Buffy: "It's not that bad."
Willow: "It is. I think boys are more interested in a girl who can talk."
Buffy: "You really haven't been dating lately."

Buffy: "What am I gonna do, slay vampires on stage?
Willow: "Maybe in a funny way.

Willow: "My boyfriend's in the band."
Amy: "Cool."
Buffy: "I think you've now told everybody."
Willow: "Only in this hemisphere."

Willow: "Yeah, I just figure, in the grand scheme of things, we're all just..."
Buffy: "Drunk?"
Willow: "Drunk - that's such a strong word. Kind of a guttural Anglo-Saxon word. 'Drunk.'"

Willow: "But you have whipped cream. I saw it in Giles' fridge."
Buffy: "But that's whipped cream in a canister. Look, it's only right if you whip it yourself."
Willow: "Hey, and then later we can churn our own butter, and make sweaters out of sheep."
 
Heres some more,

Band Candy

Willow: 'Kiss rocks'? Why would anyone want to kiss... Oh, wait. I get it.

Gingerbread

Sheila: Willow, you cut off your hair. That's a new look.
Willow: Yeah, it's just a sudden whim I had--in August.

Buffy: What is this?
Willow: A doodle. I do doodle. You too. You do doodle, too.

Willow: Mom, I'm not an age group. I'm me. Willow group.

Living Conditions

Buffy: Wait. Did you just hear something?
Willow: I'm chewing my gum kinda loud.
Buffy: That's not it.
Willow: My sneakers are squeaky.
Buffy: I'm looking for something lurky here, Will.

Willow: Ok, so that was the evil twin right? Cuz she was bordering on Cordelia-esque

Willow: Toenails?
Buffy: Evil toenails. I took them off the floor last night when she was in the bathroom. She thought I was asleep.
Willow: Good thinking, cuz in the middle of the night those toenails could have attacked you and left little half-moon marks all over your body

The Harsh Light Of Day

Willow: I think you're missing something about the whole poophead principle.

Willow: Why didn't you tell me I look like a crazy birthday cake in this shirt?

Pangs

Willow: It's a turvy-topsy world.

Giles: That's why I think we should all keep a level head at this.
Willow: And I happen to think that mine is the level head and yours is the one things would roll off of.

Triangle

Willow: We can come by between classes. Usually I use that time to copy over my class notes with a system of different colored pens. But it's been pointed out to me that that's, you know... insane.

Willow: I wish Buffy was here!
(Buffy runs in.)
Buffy: I'm here!
Willow: I wish I had a million dollars!

Anya: I know what broke up him and Cordelia, you know. It was you! And your lips!
Willow: No, it was not! Well, yes it was so, but... that was a long time ago, do you think I'd do that again?
Anya: Why not?
Willow: Hello? Gay now!

Willow: Anya, I have faith in you. There is no one you cannot piss off
 
Outta the OMG-so-many fab ones here, i ::heart::d these 2 the best:

The Puppet Show

Willow: What could a demon possibly want from me?
Xander: What's the square root of 841?
Willow: 29. Oh, yeah.

Nightmares

Willow: When Buffy was a vampire, you weren't still, like, attracted to her, were you?
Xander: Willow, how can you... I mean, that's really bent! She was... grotesque!
Willow: Still dug her, huh?
Xander: I'm sick, I need help.
Willow: Don't I know it.

Thanks everyone - i was in hysterics!
I liked some of the evil willow recent quotes, eg:

"Bored Now!" and "Shame On You" as she wags her finger at giles! Lol (all in 2-part finale!)
I retract all statements made earlier that willow has bad unfunny lines - she rocks!
Go Willow!!!

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Nice additions from Leo, Jo, Tongue-Tied and Spike's Lover. Quite sure we now have the best character quotage on the boards. 🙂
 
Kendra: I had good reason to tink you were. Did I not see you kissing a vampire?

Willow: (stands up in her defense) Buffy would never do that!
(realizes) Oh. (to Buffy) Except for that sometimes you do that.
--What's my line Pt. 2

Willow: Great. I'll give Xander a call. What's his number? Oh, yeah, 1-800-I'm-Dating-A-Skanky-Ho.
--Phases

Willow🙁holding an axe) Oh, no? You don't know how hard this is for me. I love you so much! I'd rather see you dead than with that bitch.
--Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered

Willow: "Kiss rocks?" Why would anybody want to kiss...oh?
--Band Candy

Willow🙁still wondering) It's really nice that you guys missed me. (wide-eyed) Say, you all didn't happen to do a bunch of drugs, did ya?
--Doppelgangland

Willow: Bored now.
--The Wish/Villians

Willow: Six years as a sidekick? Look whose the slayer now!
--Two to Go
 
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