Okay some more Willow quotes:
"How'd you do? This is good! I mean, this is excellent! You did better than me! This is so unfair!"
"Well, last night was the night before the full moon, traditionally known as...the night before the full moon."
"These was so much blood and there was a symbol....and Percy said I was a nerd!"
"Xander? What happened? Did Cordelia win another round in the broom closet?"
"I'm not stealing. I'm just taking stuff without paying for it. In what twisted dictionry is that stealing?"
"How come the sudden calisthenics? Aren't you sort of naturally buff, Buff? Buff, Buff."
BUFFY: You want Xander, you've gotta' speak up, girl!
WILLOW: No, no, no, no. No speaking up, that way leads to madness and sweaty palms
WILLOW: I'm good at medical stuff. Xander and I used to play doctor all the time.
(All look at Xander.)
XANDER: (Laughs nervously) No, she's being literal. She used to have all these medical volumes and diagnose me with stuff. I didn't have the heart to tell her she was playing it wrong.
BUFFY:Were you drinking coffee again? 'Cause we've talked about this.
WILLOW:Ha, ha, ha! It makes me jumpy. I... have to go. Away.
WILLOW:Runaway!
BUFFY: Will!
WILLOW:I'm sorry....quitter.
BUFFY: Whiner.
WILLOW:Bailer
BUFFY: Harpy
WILLOW: Delinquint
BUFFY: Tramp
WILLOW: Bad seed
BUFFY: Witch
WILLOW:Freak
And of course:
SPIKE: I don't understand. This sort of thing has never happened to me before.
WILLOW: Maybe you were nervous.
SPIKE: I felt alright when it started. Let's try again
(he tries to bite her twice, but can't do it)
SPIKE: Dammit!
WILLOW: Maybe you're trying too hard. Doesn't this happen to every vampire?
SPIKE: Not to me, it doesn't!
WILLOW: It's me, isn't it?
SPIKE: What are you talking about?
WILLOW: Well, you come looking for Buffy, and settle. You didn't want to bite me. I just happened to be around.
SPIKE: Piffle!
WILLOW: I know I'm not the kind of girl vamps like to sink their teeth into. It's always 'Oh, you're like a sister to me' or 'Oh, you're such a good friend'.
SPIKE: Don't be ridiculas. I'd bite you in a heartbeat.
WILLOW: Really?
SPIKE: Thought about it.
WILLOW: When?
SPIKE: Remember last year? You had on that fuzzy pink number with the lilac underneath.
WILLOW: I never would have guessed. You played the bloodlust kinda cool.
SPIKE: I hate being obvious. All fangy and 'grrr'. Takes the mystery out.
WILLOW: But if you could....
SPIKE: If I could....yeah.
WILLOW: You know, this doesn't make ya any less terrifying.
SPIKE: Don't patronize me.
WILLOW: I like money better than people. People can so rarely be exchanged for goods and/or services
ANYA: Xander, she's pretending to be me!
