gman992
Scooby
Anytime...sweetie. It's all a matter of remember them. And since I am watching the last season again on video..
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rakaz
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Enjoy! A couple of new Willow quotes from the episodes I watched the last couple of days:
FAITH (As Buffy): Faith is evil
WILLOW: Yeah, I hope they throw the book at her
GILES: I'm not sure there is a book for this
WILLOW: They could throw other things
-- Who are you
XANDER: Dinner is served. And my very own recipe.
WILLOW: Ooh, you pushed the button on the microwave that says "popcorn"?
-- Restless
TARA: I think it's strange. I mean, I think I should worry, that we haven't found her name.
WILLOW: Who, Miss Kittie?
-- Restless
BUFFY: Do you remember the demon that almost got out the night I died?
WILLOW: Every nightmare I have that doesn´t revolve around academic failure or
public nudity is about that thing. In fact, once I dreamt that it attacked me
while I was late for a test and naked.
-- The Zeppo
WILLOW: Irony's kind of ironic that way.
-- The I in Team
ANYA: Willow's stealing. She's a burglar.
WILLOW: Right. the cunning, broad daylight in front of everyone burglar.
-- Triangle
WILLOW: I wish Buffy was here.
BUFFY: I'm here.
WILLOW: I wish I had a million dollars.
(Buffy looks strange at Willow)
WILLOW: Just checking.
-- Triangle
WILLOW: Chemistry's easy. It's a lot like witchcraft, only less newt.
-- Bad Girls
XANDER: Mon girl-frere. Behold.
(Xander shows fake ID)
WILLOW: I don't believe this is entirely on the up-and-up.
XANDER: What gives it away?
WILLOW: Looking at it.
-- Beer Bad
FAITH (As Buffy): Faith is evil
WILLOW: Yeah, I hope they throw the book at her
GILES: I'm not sure there is a book for this
WILLOW: They could throw other things
-- Who are you
XANDER: Dinner is served. And my very own recipe.
WILLOW: Ooh, you pushed the button on the microwave that says "popcorn"?
-- Restless
TARA: I think it's strange. I mean, I think I should worry, that we haven't found her name.
WILLOW: Who, Miss Kittie?
-- Restless
BUFFY: Do you remember the demon that almost got out the night I died?
WILLOW: Every nightmare I have that doesn´t revolve around academic failure or
public nudity is about that thing. In fact, once I dreamt that it attacked me
while I was late for a test and naked.
-- The Zeppo
WILLOW: Irony's kind of ironic that way.
-- The I in Team
ANYA: Willow's stealing. She's a burglar.
WILLOW: Right. the cunning, broad daylight in front of everyone burglar.
-- Triangle
WILLOW: I wish Buffy was here.
BUFFY: I'm here.
WILLOW: I wish I had a million dollars.
(Buffy looks strange at Willow)
WILLOW: Just checking.
-- Triangle
WILLOW: Chemistry's easy. It's a lot like witchcraft, only less newt.
-- Bad Girls
XANDER: Mon girl-frere. Behold.
(Xander shows fake ID)
WILLOW: I don't believe this is entirely on the up-and-up.
XANDER: What gives it away?
WILLOW: Looking at it.
-- Beer Bad
Lost_Slayer
CoRrOsIvE bEaUtY
Haha i love those qoutes Rakaz...i think i need to go watch some buffy and take down willow qoutes..or the one you guys havent already!
Spike
The lonely one
WILLOW- Besides - when is there any "us two?" You two are the two who are the two. I'm the other one.
WILLOW- Sure, you'd be wonderful in the army -- you think the umbilical cord between you and Anya would stretch that far?
- The Yoko Factor
WILLOW- Sure, you'd be wonderful in the army -- you think the umbilical cord between you and Anya would stretch that far?
- The Yoko Factor
gman992
Scooby
Willow: "Don't worry, we're sure to spot Faith first. She's like this
cleavagy ****-bomb walking around "Ooh, check me out, I'm wicked-cool, I'm five-by-five."
Tara: "Five-by-five? Five what by five what?"
Willow: "See, that's the thing. No-one knows. Buffy can handle Faith and you're plenty safe with me."
Tara: "So, um.......we recon till nightfall?"
Willow: "Then the ritual hiding begins."
-This Year's Girl
cleavagy ****-bomb walking around "Ooh, check me out, I'm wicked-cool, I'm five-by-five."
Tara: "Five-by-five? Five what by five what?"
Willow: "See, that's the thing. No-one knows. Buffy can handle Faith and you're plenty safe with me."
Tara: "So, um.......we recon till nightfall?"
Willow: "Then the ritual hiding begins."
-This Year's Girl
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Jokerb220
Guest
I OWE YOU PAIN. - Tough Love
(love's bitter vengence, I love it)
P.S. Think it should have had Hell B**** on the end.
(love's bitter vengence, I love it)
P.S. Think it should have had Hell B**** on the end.
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rakaz
Guest
How about these?
WILLOW: Hi, Tara, how are you? I was wondering, maybe, if you
want to go out sometime... for coffee, food... kisses, and gay love?
[sigh] Hi, Tara. Guess what? Magic-free now for - insert number -
days now...
-- Normal again
XANDER: Willow, we need to talk.
WILLOW: We are talking. Well, I'm talking and you're looking at me funny.
-- Gone
WILLOW: Well then let me make you mad again... ready? Um? Last semester? I slept with Riley.
BUFFY: And you know, I really doubt it.
WILLOW: Caught me. Big fib... to cover up the sleazy affair I had with Angel!
-- Flooded
WILLOW: Hey! I know you! You're the first, original Slayer, who tried killing us all in our dreams! ... How've you been?
-- Weight of the World
TARA: Is that "no" spelled "y-e-s"?
WILLOW: S-o-r-t of.
-- Tough Love
WATCHER: I need to know a little bit more about the Slayer, and about the both of you -- your relationship, whatever you can tell me.
TARA: Our relationship?
WILLOW: We're friends.
TARA: Good friends.
WILLOW: Girlfriends, actually.
TARA: Yes, we're girlfriends.
WILLOW: We're in love. We're lovers. We're lesbian, gay-type lovers.
WATCHER: I meant your relationship with the Slayer.
TARA: Um... just good friends.
-- Checkpoint
WILLOW: We can come by between classes. Usually I use that time to copy over my class notes with a system of different colored pens, but it's been pointed out to me that that's, you know, insane.
TARA: I said "quirky."
-- Triangle
WILLOW: What time is it?
XANDER: There's a clock behind you, Will.
WILLOW: I know, but there a watch right above your hand.
(looks at watch)
WILLOW: That can't be right.
(looks at clock)
WILLOW: Oh.
-- Into the Woods
WILLOW: Hi, Tara, how are you? I was wondering, maybe, if you
want to go out sometime... for coffee, food... kisses, and gay love?
[sigh] Hi, Tara. Guess what? Magic-free now for - insert number -
days now...
-- Normal again
XANDER: Willow, we need to talk.
WILLOW: We are talking. Well, I'm talking and you're looking at me funny.
-- Gone
WILLOW: Well then let me make you mad again... ready? Um? Last semester? I slept with Riley.
BUFFY: And you know, I really doubt it.
WILLOW: Caught me. Big fib... to cover up the sleazy affair I had with Angel!
-- Flooded
WILLOW: Hey! I know you! You're the first, original Slayer, who tried killing us all in our dreams! ... How've you been?
-- Weight of the World
TARA: Is that "no" spelled "y-e-s"?
WILLOW: S-o-r-t of.
-- Tough Love
WATCHER: I need to know a little bit more about the Slayer, and about the both of you -- your relationship, whatever you can tell me.
TARA: Our relationship?
WILLOW: We're friends.
TARA: Good friends.
WILLOW: Girlfriends, actually.
TARA: Yes, we're girlfriends.
WILLOW: We're in love. We're lovers. We're lesbian, gay-type lovers.
WATCHER: I meant your relationship with the Slayer.
TARA: Um... just good friends.
-- Checkpoint
WILLOW: We can come by between classes. Usually I use that time to copy over my class notes with a system of different colored pens, but it's been pointed out to me that that's, you know, insane.
TARA: I said "quirky."
-- Triangle
WILLOW: What time is it?
XANDER: There's a clock behind you, Will.
WILLOW: I know, but there a watch right above your hand.
(looks at watch)
WILLOW: That can't be right.
(looks at clock)
WILLOW: Oh.
-- Into the Woods
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rakaz
Guest
I just re-watched Doppelgangland (again) and I think this episode has absolutely the funniest Willow quotes. Some of them were already posted in this thread, but there are many more. Below is a list of what I thought were the funniest.
BUFFY:
The Watcher council shrink is heavily into tests.
He's got tests for everything. T.A.T.'s, rorschach, associative logic... They have that test to see if you're crazy that
asks if you hear voices or have ever wanted to be a florist.
WILLOW:
Oh, I used to -- Wait. Florist means crazy, right?
I never wanted to do that.
---
WILLOW:
And how come all the sudden calisthenics? Aren't you sort
of naturally buff, Buff? ... Buff buff!
---
SNYDER:
You've got the brains, he's got the fast break.
It's a perfect match.
WILLOW:
Match? You want us to breed?
---
WILLOW:
I'm gonna eat this now. It's not lunchtime and I don't even care.
---
WILLOW:
Maybe I'll change my look. Or cut class. You don't know.
And I'm eating this banana. Lunchtime be damned!
---
WILLOW:
Buffy, I'm storming off. It doesn't work if you come with me.
---
ANYA:
Anya. I'm sort of new here. I know Cordelia...
WILLOW:
Ooh, fun.
---
ANYA:
Yeah. I need a secondary to create a temporal fold. I heard
you were a pretty powerful wicca, so...
WILLOW:
You heard right, mister. I'm always ready to work some dark
mojo. So tell me ..... is it dangerous?
ANYA:
Oh, no.
WILLOW:
Well, could we pretend it is?
---
ANYA:
I swear, I'm just trying to find my necklace.
WILLOW:
Did you try looking inside the sofa in HELL?
---
WILLOW:
I believe these chicken bones are mine. Magic is dangerous,
Anya. It's not to be toyed with. Now if you'll excuse me, I have
someone else's homework to do.
---
WILLOW:
Jeez, who died?
Oh god! Who died?
---
BUFFY:
Willow? You're alive?
WILLOW:
Aren't I usually?
---
WILLOW:
I love you guys too...
okay, oxygen becoming an issue...
---
WILLOW:
It's nice that you guys missed me.
Say, you didn't all happen to do a bunch of drugs, did you?
---
BUFFY:
It was you, Willow, in every detail. Except for your not
being a dominatrix... as far as we know.
WILLOW:
Oh, right. Me and Oz play Mistress of Pain every night.
---
VAMPWILL:
Well, look at me. I'm all fuzzy.
---
VAMPWILL:
I kinda like the two of us. We could be quite a team, if you
came around to my way of thinking.
WILLOW:
Would that mean we have to snuggle?
VAMPWILL:
What do you say...?
...wanna be bad?
WILLOW:
This just can't get more disturbing.
WILLOW:
Okay, Ack! Ack! No more!
You're freaking me out!
---
WILLOW:
It's horrible. That's me as a vampire? I mean, I'm so evil,
and skanky, and I think I'm kind of gay.
---
BUFFY:
You okay in that?
WILLOW:
It's a little binding. I guess vampires really don't have to breathe...
WILLOW:
Gosh. Look at those.
---
BUFFY:
You sure you're up to this?
WILLOW:
Don't worry. I won't do anything that could be interpreted
as brave.
---
CORDELIA:
And, okay, it isn't even like I was that attracted to Xander,
it was more just that we kept being in these life or death
situations and that's always all sexy and stuff. I mean I more
or less knew he was a loser but that doesn't make it okay
for you to come around and -- what? Do I have something
on my neck?
VAMPWILL:
Not yet...
---
WILLOW:
Good luck. Try not to kill people.
WILLOW:
Hands! Hands!
---
BUFFY:
You wanna go out tonight?
WILLOW:
Strangely, I feel like staying home. And doing homework.
And flossing. And dying a virgin.
BUFFY:
The Watcher council shrink is heavily into tests.
He's got tests for everything. T.A.T.'s, rorschach, associative logic... They have that test to see if you're crazy that
asks if you hear voices or have ever wanted to be a florist.
WILLOW:
Oh, I used to -- Wait. Florist means crazy, right?
I never wanted to do that.
---
WILLOW:
And how come all the sudden calisthenics? Aren't you sort
of naturally buff, Buff? ... Buff buff!
---
SNYDER:
You've got the brains, he's got the fast break.
It's a perfect match.
WILLOW:
Match? You want us to breed?
---
WILLOW:
I'm gonna eat this now. It's not lunchtime and I don't even care.
---
WILLOW:
Maybe I'll change my look. Or cut class. You don't know.
And I'm eating this banana. Lunchtime be damned!
---
WILLOW:
Buffy, I'm storming off. It doesn't work if you come with me.
---
ANYA:
Anya. I'm sort of new here. I know Cordelia...
WILLOW:
Ooh, fun.
---
ANYA:
Yeah. I need a secondary to create a temporal fold. I heard
you were a pretty powerful wicca, so...
WILLOW:
You heard right, mister. I'm always ready to work some dark
mojo. So tell me ..... is it dangerous?
ANYA:
Oh, no.
WILLOW:
Well, could we pretend it is?
---
ANYA:
I swear, I'm just trying to find my necklace.
WILLOW:
Did you try looking inside the sofa in HELL?
---
WILLOW:
I believe these chicken bones are mine. Magic is dangerous,
Anya. It's not to be toyed with. Now if you'll excuse me, I have
someone else's homework to do.
---
WILLOW:
Jeez, who died?
Oh god! Who died?
---
BUFFY:
Willow? You're alive?
WILLOW:
Aren't I usually?
---
WILLOW:
I love you guys too...
okay, oxygen becoming an issue...
---
WILLOW:
It's nice that you guys missed me.
Say, you didn't all happen to do a bunch of drugs, did you?
---
BUFFY:
It was you, Willow, in every detail. Except for your not
being a dominatrix... as far as we know.
WILLOW:
Oh, right. Me and Oz play Mistress of Pain every night.
---
VAMPWILL:
Well, look at me. I'm all fuzzy.
---
VAMPWILL:
I kinda like the two of us. We could be quite a team, if you
came around to my way of thinking.
WILLOW:
Would that mean we have to snuggle?
VAMPWILL:
What do you say...?
...wanna be bad?
WILLOW:
This just can't get more disturbing.
WILLOW:
Okay, Ack! Ack! No more!
You're freaking me out!
---
WILLOW:
It's horrible. That's me as a vampire? I mean, I'm so evil,
and skanky, and I think I'm kind of gay.
---
BUFFY:
You okay in that?
WILLOW:
It's a little binding. I guess vampires really don't have to breathe...
WILLOW:
Gosh. Look at those.
---
BUFFY:
You sure you're up to this?
WILLOW:
Don't worry. I won't do anything that could be interpreted
as brave.
---
CORDELIA:
And, okay, it isn't even like I was that attracted to Xander,
it was more just that we kept being in these life or death
situations and that's always all sexy and stuff. I mean I more
or less knew he was a loser but that doesn't make it okay
for you to come around and -- what? Do I have something
on my neck?
VAMPWILL:
Not yet...
---
WILLOW:
Good luck. Try not to kill people.
WILLOW:
Hands! Hands!
---
BUFFY:
You wanna go out tonight?
WILLOW:
Strangely, I feel like staying home. And doing homework.
And flossing. And dying a virgin.
gman992
Scooby
Spike Lover
Buffy fanatic ! ! !
WOW GUYS! Lol, im away fpr 2 weeks and i have all that to read! Lol, like a whole page! Im very impressed! Cool!
My favourite from the whole page . . . lets see . . . *searches* . . . ah -
"DAWN: "You're back on the Magicks."
WILLOW:"No, honey. I am the Magicks."
Everyone has written some great ones, some really comic ones, but this one (thanks gman!) just completely gives my the chills: alyson's acting . . . the strength of the lines . . . the evil . . . *shudders* - fab! Lol.
Lol, thanks lost slayer! I like starting new topics, i love to talk! Lol.
😉
My favourite from the whole page . . . lets see . . . *searches* . . . ah -
"DAWN: "You're back on the Magicks."
WILLOW:"No, honey. I am the Magicks."
Everyone has written some great ones, some really comic ones, but this one (thanks gman!) just completely gives my the chills: alyson's acting . . . the strength of the lines . . . the evil . . . *shudders* - fab! Lol.
Lol, thanks lost slayer! I like starting new topics, i love to talk! Lol.
😉
Lily
Chantarelle-Lily-Anne
..aint that the truth
youre hell would be like a world without mouths
..thats youre random katie thought for the day 🙂......
anyhooooooo
i hope they keep up the good willow writing for next season
the fact that shes still alive does gve me hope!
yay one month to go!!!!!!
*sits in fron tof tv and waits*
youre hell would be like a world without mouths
..thats youre random katie thought for the day 🙂......
anyhooooooo
i hope they keep up the good willow writing for next season
the fact that shes still alive does gve me hope!
yay one month to go!!!!!!
*sits in fron tof tv and waits*
Queen of Buffdom
Klutz-o-rama
Katie, dearest, I do think you'll get a wee bit bored in front of the tv for a month. You do need to eat. 😉
Lily
Chantarelle-Lily-Anne
gman992
Scooby
"Buffy: Wh-what's Oz?
Willow: The werewolf.
Giles: Are you certain?
Willow: (frantic) Can't you just trust me on this? He-he said he was going through all these changes. Then he went through all these... changes.
--Phases
I'm sorry but the bests ones are between her and Xander:
Willow: (stops and confronts him about Cordelia) I knew it! I knew it! Well, not 'knew it' in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn't know. You two were fighting way too much. It's not natural!
Xander: I know it's weird...
Willow: Weird? It's against all laws of God and Man! It's (disgusted) Cordelia! Remember? The, the 'We Hate Cordelia' club, of which you are the treasurer.
Xander: Look, I was gonna tell you.
Willow: Gee, what stopped you? Could it be shame?
---"Innocence"
Buffy: Go ahead. You know you wanna say it.
Willow: My boyfriend's in the band!
--"BBB"
In BBB, Xander finds Willow in his bed, wearing nothing but a dress-shirt:
Willow: Sorry. I wanted to surprise you.
Xander: Good job! High marks.
Willow: Don't be so jumpy. I've been in your bed before.
Xander: Yeah, but Will, we were both in footy pajamas.
Willow: Xand, I've been thinking.
Xander: Will, I, I think I know what you've been thinking. But this is all my fault. I cast a spell, and it sort of backfired.
Willow: How long have we been friends?
Xander: (very nervous) A long, long time. Too long to do anything that might change that now.
Willow: Well, friendships change all the time. People grow apart. They grow closer. (smiles up at him)
Xander: Uh, this is good! How close we are now. I feel very comfortable with this amount of closeness. In fact, (points behind himself) I can even back up a few paces and still be happy. (steps back) See?
She gets up from the bed and approaches him.
Willow: I want you, Xander... (smiles) to be my first!
Xander: (extremely nervous) Baseman. Please tell me we're talking baseball.
He starts to back up when she reaches him. She puts her hands up against his chest.
Willow: Shhh.
Willow: We both know it's right. (leans into him for a kiss)
Xander: (backs his head away) It's not that I don't find you sexy.
Willow: (leans away to look at him) Is it Oz? Don't
worry about him. He's sweet, but... he's not you.
Xander: Yes, he is. And you should go to him. 'Cause he's me.
Willow leans in and BITES his ear!
Xander: I-I don't wanna use force.
Willow: Mm. Force is okay!
Willow: Oh, yeah, I'm good at medical stuff since Xander and I used to play doctor all the time.
Xander: (chuckles) No, she's being literal.
She used to have all these medical volumes, uh, and diagnosed me with stuff. I didn't have the heart to tell her she was playing it wrong.
Willow: Wrong? Why? (to Buffy) How did *you* play doctor?
--Killed by Death
Willow: The werewolf.
Giles: Are you certain?
Willow: (frantic) Can't you just trust me on this? He-he said he was going through all these changes. Then he went through all these... changes.
--Phases
I'm sorry but the bests ones are between her and Xander:
Willow: (stops and confronts him about Cordelia) I knew it! I knew it! Well, not 'knew it' in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn't know. You two were fighting way too much. It's not natural!
Xander: I know it's weird...
Willow: Weird? It's against all laws of God and Man! It's (disgusted) Cordelia! Remember? The, the 'We Hate Cordelia' club, of which you are the treasurer.
Xander: Look, I was gonna tell you.
Willow: Gee, what stopped you? Could it be shame?
---"Innocence"
Buffy: Go ahead. You know you wanna say it.
Willow: My boyfriend's in the band!
--"BBB"
In BBB, Xander finds Willow in his bed, wearing nothing but a dress-shirt:
Willow: Sorry. I wanted to surprise you.
Xander: Good job! High marks.
Willow: Don't be so jumpy. I've been in your bed before.
Xander: Yeah, but Will, we were both in footy pajamas.
Willow: Xand, I've been thinking.
Xander: Will, I, I think I know what you've been thinking. But this is all my fault. I cast a spell, and it sort of backfired.
Willow: How long have we been friends?
Xander: (very nervous) A long, long time. Too long to do anything that might change that now.
Willow: Well, friendships change all the time. People grow apart. They grow closer. (smiles up at him)
Xander: Uh, this is good! How close we are now. I feel very comfortable with this amount of closeness. In fact, (points behind himself) I can even back up a few paces and still be happy. (steps back) See?
She gets up from the bed and approaches him.
Willow: I want you, Xander... (smiles) to be my first!
Xander: (extremely nervous) Baseman. Please tell me we're talking baseball.
He starts to back up when she reaches him. She puts her hands up against his chest.
Willow: Shhh.
Willow: We both know it's right. (leans into him for a kiss)
Xander: (backs his head away) It's not that I don't find you sexy.
Willow: (leans away to look at him) Is it Oz? Don't
worry about him. He's sweet, but... he's not you.
Xander: Yes, he is. And you should go to him. 'Cause he's me.
Willow leans in and BITES his ear!
Xander: I-I don't wanna use force.
Willow: Mm. Force is okay!
Willow: Oh, yeah, I'm good at medical stuff since Xander and I used to play doctor all the time.
Xander: (chuckles) No, she's being literal.
She used to have all these medical volumes, uh, and diagnosed me with stuff. I didn't have the heart to tell her she was playing it wrong.
Willow: Wrong? Why? (to Buffy) How did *you* play doctor?
--Killed by Death
Spike Lover
Buffy fanatic ! ! !
Buffy: Go ahead. You know you wanna say it.
Willow: My boyfriend's in the band!
--"BBB"
Lol - i ::heart:: that one, was gonna add it when i saw that episode a few days ago!!! Its so sweet!
I also ::heart::d that scene from BBB too that you typed, when willow fancied him due to the spell! Lol!
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Willow: My boyfriend's in the band!
--"BBB"
Lol - i ::heart:: that one, was gonna add it when i saw that episode a few days ago!!! Its so sweet!
I also ::heart::d that scene from BBB too that you typed, when willow fancied him due to the spell! Lol!
😀
Willow:'Xander you wanna stay and help me?'
Xander:'Are you kidding?'
Willow:'Yes. It was a joke I made up.'
Willow:'This shouldn't take long. I'm probably the only girl in school who has the coroner's office bookmarked as a favourite place.'
Cordy:'Well, all I know is, my cheerleading squad wasted a lot of pep on losers. It's about time our school excelled at something.'
Willow:'Your forgetting our high mortality rate.'
Buffy:'So, something ripped him opened and ate out his insides?'
Willow:'Like an Oreo Cookie. Well, except for, you know, without the chocolatey cookie goodness.'
Willow:'Well, maybe not now, but soon, maybe. Or maybe I too hail from Denial Land.'
Willow:'Hey, I eat danger for breakfast.'
Willow:'Oh, uh, I'm looking for a sucking candy, coz my mouth gets dry when I'm nervous, or held prisoner against my will. And suddenly I'm thinking sucking isn't a good word to use around vampires. Hey. Did you get permission to eat the hostage? I don't think so. Your gonna be in some serious trouble when the mayor...Ow.'
Willow:'So, Faith was all like I'm gonna beat you up and I'm all 'I'm not afraid of you' and then she had a knife which was less fun.'
Willow:'Oh, and it's the Marlboro Man. Or at least his extra stubbly, mentally unstable, insomniac, first cousin of - for the love of Hecate, somebody stop me.'
Willow:'I flayed a guy and tried to destroy the world.'
Wesley:'Oh. So...'
Willow:'Darkness. Been there.'
Wesley:'Yeah. Well, I never flayed... I had a woman chained in a closet.'
Willow:'Hey.'
Wesley:'That doesn't compare.'
Willow:'No, dark. That's dark. You've been to a place.'
Xander:'Are you kidding?'
Willow:'Yes. It was a joke I made up.'
Willow:'This shouldn't take long. I'm probably the only girl in school who has the coroner's office bookmarked as a favourite place.'
Cordy:'Well, all I know is, my cheerleading squad wasted a lot of pep on losers. It's about time our school excelled at something.'
Willow:'Your forgetting our high mortality rate.'
Buffy:'So, something ripped him opened and ate out his insides?'
Willow:'Like an Oreo Cookie. Well, except for, you know, without the chocolatey cookie goodness.'
Willow:'Well, maybe not now, but soon, maybe. Or maybe I too hail from Denial Land.'
Willow:'Hey, I eat danger for breakfast.'
Willow:'Oh, uh, I'm looking for a sucking candy, coz my mouth gets dry when I'm nervous, or held prisoner against my will. And suddenly I'm thinking sucking isn't a good word to use around vampires. Hey. Did you get permission to eat the hostage? I don't think so. Your gonna be in some serious trouble when the mayor...Ow.'
Willow:'So, Faith was all like I'm gonna beat you up and I'm all 'I'm not afraid of you' and then she had a knife which was less fun.'
Willow:'Oh, and it's the Marlboro Man. Or at least his extra stubbly, mentally unstable, insomniac, first cousin of - for the love of Hecate, somebody stop me.'
Willow:'I flayed a guy and tried to destroy the world.'
Wesley:'Oh. So...'
Willow:'Darkness. Been there.'
Wesley:'Yeah. Well, I never flayed... I had a woman chained in a closet.'
Willow:'Hey.'
Wesley:'That doesn't compare.'
Willow:'No, dark. That's dark. You've been to a place.'
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