Favorite BTVS or Angel quotes

[redheadboi19]

Ok so lets all share some of our favorite quotes from the Buffy verse. (you can include the books if you want). So many of thease quotes are good for a laugh, and hey, who cant use a laugh. And some quotes for a good emotional feeling.
You can post more then once or even put more then one quote in a post. Just keep comeing back to see what others got to.


So here I will begin......


Willow:"Everyone is getting spanked but me."

 

[xfivebyfive]

There are so many awesome quotes. For now I'll just say my fave Angel quote:

"If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do."

 

[zobothehobo]

Well I've had Spike's "Great love is wild and passionate and dangerous. It burns and consumes." quote stuck in my head. Like I legit hear him saying it over and over and over.

 

[StarSlayer]

One of my favorite quotes is when Angel says, "You never know your strength til you're tested."

And, I really don't know why, but I also love it when Andrew says, "Timothy Dalton should win an Oscar and beat Sean Connery over the head with it." I like James Bond so maybe that's why it makes me laugh everytime 😀

 

[zobothehobo]

Also I just watched Doomed so... the classic "Look it up. Slayer comma the."

 

[BuffyElevated]

I have so many favorite quotes from the show, I couldn't possibly remember them all. But here are a few:
Giles: "Well I'm not dead or unconscious, so I say bravo for me."
Xander: "Mix in a little rectal surgery and it's my best day ever!"
Angel: "If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do."
Willow: "And I think I'm kinda gay."
Cordelia: "You don't know who he is, do you? Oh boy! You're about to get your ass kicked!"

 

[racheltng]

Gee, there's too many to choose, so I'll just throw a random one out there:

Anya, "I dislike that Anya. She is newly human and strangely literal."

 

[zobothehobo]

OOH my IMDb signature
Buffy: he's going through some pretty bad withdraw
Willow: Want me to kill Anya?
Buffy: Nah, we should ween him off human blood.

I just LOVE how Buffy's reason for not killing Anya is that they need to ween Spike off human blood. I love Anya, but that's just hysterical.

 

[Tome]

Some KICK ass quotes:

'Home, sweet home!' - Spike

'I laugh in the face of danger, and then I hide until it goes away' - Xander


And probably one of my fav was

'I say we go out there and kick a little demon ass! What, can't go without your Buffy? Is that it? Too chicken? Let's find her! She is the Chosen One, after all. Come on, vampires, rrrr, nasty!(LOL at his expression during that part) Let's annihilate them. For justice, and for... the safety of puppies, and Christmas, right? Let's fight that evil! Let's kill something! Oh, come on!' - Spike

LMAO!!!!!!!!! This is the kind of scene that make me totally love Spike!

 

[msfantastico87]

There are really way too many quotes i can post, but here is one that no one really like that i absolutely love

*Tara catches Spike and Buffy, Buffy walks away*
Spike: "I had a muscle cramp"
Tara: "A muscle cramp? In your pants?"

 

[zobothehobo]

There are really way too many quotes i can post, but here is one that no one really like that i absolutely love

*Tara catches Spike and Buffy, Buffy walks away*
Spike: "I had a muscle cramp"
Tara: "A muscle cramp? In your pants?"

You didn't finish it
"Spike: What? It's a thing.
Tara: Right..."
I'm just always like "Yes Spike, it is a thing. It's called a penis."

 

[msfantastico87]

or later, when they are playing cards, and she suggests him to put ice on it lol

 

[Thursday]

Random Quote Time:

"Why can't you just masturbate like everyone else?"-- Anya

"To forgive is an act of compassion, Buffy. It's not done because people deserve it, it's done because they need it." -- Giles

 

[Eleftheria]

"The hardest thing in this world is to live in it." by Buffy. I think she expresses the difficulties of life in one sentence. The "Be Brave.Live. For me." is also amazing.

 

[redheadboi19]

Amy: "Come on that was a sweet spell. IT was a trip to disney land without the lines"
......later.....
Willow: "Amy if your my frined your stay away from me. And if your not my frined, You'll stay away from me."
There was so a threat behind that. I love when Will gets all puffed up. You know there is nobody out there that can stop her.

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Amy: "Come on that was a sweet spell. IT was a trip to disney land without the lines"
......later.....
Willow: "Amy if your my frined your stay away from me. And if your not my frined, You'll stay away from me."
There was so a threat behind that. I love when Will gets all puffed up. You know there is nobody out there that can stop her.

 

[TaylorSwift]

The are just some random quotes I love...there are too many gorgeous quotes from this amazing show 🙂

Buffy: "I killed Angel!. Do you even remember that? I would have given up everything I had to be with— I loved him more than I will ever love anything in this life. And I put a sword through his heart because I had to" (it's probably my favorite Bangel quote)

Andrew: In my plan we are beltless (ahahahaha)

Willow: "Occasionally, I'm callous and strange" (always suitable)

Spike: "You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other until it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children, it's blood, blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it"

Xander:"I laugh in the face of danger, and then I hide until it goes away" (I never get tired of this"

Giles:"...and you have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone. Just have at it, would you? And stop fluttering about" (this is a classic)

Anya: "I have finesse! I have finesse coming out of my bottom! I can completely lie to the health inspector. I can, you know, distract him with coy smiles and bribe him with money and goods"

 

[Angelus88]

I just love the classic..
Buffy : What are you doing here? Five words or less.
Spike : Out. For. A. Walk. . . Bitch.

And Xander's butt monkey speech in Buffy vs Dracula is really funny too 😀 Man, Xander had so many great funny lines.

 

[redheadboi19]

Tara: "Good God that is a lot of shake. I know it is part of our big movie and milkshake day. But Good God that's a lot of shake."....."Promise me you will eat something green tonight. Leafy green, not gummie green."...Not her funniest but I do so love it.

 

[thevikingsgirl]

There are sooooooooooo many. It's hard to choose but I think if I had to pick one it'd be the one Taylor Swift mentioned:

Spike: "You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other until it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children, it's blood, blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it"

What I think is interesting about it is how things progressed with Spike and Buffy as the show went on. He was right about her and Angel; they were never friends, not really. But she and Spike were lovers, then friends, then (presumably), both. As a Spuffy fan, I have to love that. I think it's interesting how early on in the show we signs that Spike is able to get her in ways other people can't. He has insight into her somehow.

 

[VisionGirl]

A couple of my favs:

I'm so very sorry. My contrition completely dwarfs the impending apocalypse."

Buffy: How do you get to be renowned? I mean, like, do you have to be nowned first? Willow: Yes. First there's the painful nowning process.