OMG so many to choose from. Pretty much everything that comes out of Anya's mouth is pretty funny. but i can list some of my faves 😛
"My buds are here! I love my buds!" -- Buffy
"You're my friend! You're my Xander-shaped friend!" -- Buffy
"I bet you'd let a girl go off to her doom all by herself." -- Cordelia
"Not just any girl. You're special." -- Xander
"I laugh in the face of danger! Then I hide until it goes away." -- Xander
"Why should someone want to harm Cordelia?" -- Giles
"Maybe because they met her? Did *I* say that?" -- Willow
"We are totally overreacting."-- Buffy
"But it's fun, isn't it?" -- Xander
"He's shot! Are you okay?"-- Willow
"I, um, I'm shot, you know. Wow! It's odd. And painful." -- Oz!
ANYA
"I like my money the way it is... when it's mine."
"Sure, alternate realities. You could uh, could have like a world without shrimp. Or with, you know, nothing but shrimp. Just don't ask me to live there!"
"I like you. You're funny, and you're nicely shaped. And frankly, it's ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not... interlock. Please remove your clothing now."
"We were gonna light a bunch of candles and have sex near them."
"She gets to fondle the money?"
"I'm just so excited. They come in, I help them, they give us money in exchange for goods, you give me money for working for you. I have a place in the world now. I'm part of the system. I'm a workin' gal"
"Anya, promise to love you, to cherish you, to honor you, uh, but not to obey you, of course, because that's anachronistic and misogynistic and who do you think you are, like a sea captain or something?"
"Don't be ridiculous. Martha Stewart isn't a demon. She's a witch. Nobody could do that much decoupage without calling on the powers of darkness."
"You want to look at the money? I find it always calms me."
"Oh, I'd forgotten how much swords through the chest hurt"
"I'll get Kennedy to watch the girls. She's tough. Imminent death won't bother her"
Drusilla
"I met an old man. Didn't like him. He got stuck in my teeth."
"Bite your tongue! They used to eat cake, and eggs, and honey, until you came and ripped their throats out.""
"We're going to destroy the world. Want to come?"
"Oh, I see you. A man surrounded by fools who cannot see his strength, his vision, his glory. That, and burning baby fish swimming all around your head"
Glory
"Oh, I see you. A man surrounded by fools who cannot see his strength, his vision, his glory. That, and burning baby fish swimming all around your head"
"Hey! Minions, I can hear you. God-like ears don't miss much, you know what I'm sayin'?"
"I just want you to know -- this whole "beat you to death" thing I'm doing is valuable time out of my life that I'm never going to get back
"Blonde. Short. Strong for a human... and massively rude! Broke my shoe, took my monk. Do you have any idea who I'm talking about?"
"Oh god, please don't tell me I was fighting a vampire slayer! How unbelievably common. If I had friends and they heard about this..."
buffy
"(Watching MTV) TV is a good thing. Bright colours. Music. Tiny little people"
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