Favourite Buffy Lines

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hey everyone! just wondered what everyones fave buffy speeches/ lines were??
think one of mine has to be Xanders speech to the potentials in "Dirty Girls" about Buffy, that shes cares more about them than they think. its such a good speech and seeing her face light up makes me happy lol
 
- Spike's "Touched" speech to Buffy
- Buffy's speech to the potentials in "Chosen"
- Spike in "In the Dark" (Angel) on the roof, doing Angel
- Spike in "Beneath You", the one where Buffy finds out about his soul.

Well, there are alot, but let's face it, I need to get going to the gym now!
 
Sweetescape
Sweetescape
In the dark opening is the funnest thing ever!
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Rayne
Sexy choices!
Buffy: You're right. We don't know how to fight it. We don't know when it'll come. We can't run, can't hide, can't pretend it's not the end, 'cause it is. Something's always been there to try and destroy the world. We've beaten them back, but we're not dealing with them anymore. We're dealing with the reason they exist. Evil. The strongest. The First.

Giles: Buffy, I—I-I know you're tired.

Buffy: I'm beyond tired. I'm beyond scared. I'm standing on the mouth of hell, and it is gonna swallow me whole. And it'll choke on me. We're not ready? They're not ready. They think we're gonna wait for the end to come, like we always do. I'm done waiting. They want an apocalypse? Oh, we'll give 'em one. Anyone else who wants to run, do it now. 'Cause we just became an army. We just declared war. From now on, we won't just face our worst fears, we will seek them out. We will find them, and cut out their hearts one by one, until The First shows itself for what it really is. And I'll kill it myself. There is only one thing on this earth more powerful than evil, and that's us. Any questions?
 
Definitely, and by a long shot, Giles' one-liner at the end of Two To Go. It was so friggin intense.

Buffy's "They said not to touch the body!" God, it was sad.

Xander's speach to Dawn in Potential.

Fee Fi Fo f**king Fum!

I loved when Buffy and Willow were talking before their big fight in Two To Go:
"You really need every square inch of your ass kicked."



God there are so many!
 
Andrew season 7 - "We don't know much about them except for they're very ugly, and they're very mobile for blind people"

Now for Anya just because I love her x

"I mean, I for one didn't want to start my day with a slaughter. Which really just goes to show how much I've grown!"

"If it wasn't for me, Giles would be a terrified old man, staring at a quarterly tax statement and wetting himself"

"Oh, that's very humorous. Make fun of the ex-demon. I can just hear you in private: 'I dislike that Anya. She's newly human and strangely literal"

"Oh, god. I'm terrified. I didn't think. I mean... I just figured you'd be terrified and I would be sarcastic about it"


Xander

"The comedy stylings of Miss Cordelia Chase, everyone. Who, incidentally, won't be needing a higher education when she markets her own very successful line of hooker wear"

"Whoa, Giles has a TV. Everybody, Giles has a TV! He's shallow like us"

"No, we're not going to leave you. And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? Von, two, three... three victims. Mwah, hahahhaha!"

"I love you, Willow. I love crayon breaky Willow and I love scary veiny Willow. So if you're gonna end the world, you're gonna have to start with me!"


Giles -
"I used to be a highly respected watcher, and now I'm a wounded dwarf with the mystical strength of a doily."


Dawn - "Oh my god. I'm the pushy queen of slut-town!"

Glory - "You know, I honestly don't think there's a human word fabulous enough for me"
 
Xander's speech to Dawn in "Potential"
Buffy's reply of "Me" when Angel's about to drive the sword through her head in Becoming 2
Anya: All I'm saying is soulless Spike would have had me upside down and half-way to happyland by now.
Giles: And I will be wearing pink taffeta as chenille will not go with my complexion. Can we please talk about the Ascension?
Oz: On the plus side you've killed the bench, which was looking shifty.
Anya: I like you. You're funny and you're nicely shaped. And, frankly, it's ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not... interlock. Please remove your clothing now.
Spike (to Harmony):I love syphillis more than you
Xander: If we close our eyes and say it's a dream... it'll stab us to death.
Spike(after stealing Xander's radio): And you're what? Shocked and dissapointed? I'm evil!
Spike: No...but then again, I'm probably lying.
Xander: Hi! For those of you who've just tuned in, everyone here is a crazy person.
Dawn: I got it. The stake is not the power. You never know what's coming. To Serve Man is a cookbook. I love you. Go away.
The First [as Glory]: More than blood. I'm... you know, I honestly don't think there's a human word fabulous enough for me. Oh, my name will be on everyone's lips. Assuming their lips haven't been torn off. But not just yet. That's all right, though.
Xander: Sunnydale. Come for the food, stay for the dismemberment.
Anya: I had a quota, the guy had it coming. What's the big?
Anya: I uh, I don't talk to people much. I mean, I talk to them, but they don't talk to me. Except to say that "your questions are irksome," or "perhaps you should take your furs and your literal interpretations to the other side of the river."
Anya: Even if you found the right one, guy would probably just do an anti-anti-love-spell spell... spell.
Willow: He was walking away, so, unless his soul is in his ass...!
 
Buffy: "I'm Buffy, the Vampire Slayer. And you are?"

Buffy: "Slayer. Comma. The. Look it up."

Buffy: "YOU HAD SEX WITH GILES?!?"
Joyce: "It was the candy! We were teenagers!"
Buffy: "On the hood of a POLICE CAR?!?"
Joyce: "I'll be downstairs! You feel better!" *hurries off*
Buffy: "............TWICE?!?"

Buffy: "Giles....I'm sixteen years old. I don't wanna die..."

I was going to do other characters too, but I didn't realise Buffy had so many great lines!
 
OMG so many to choose from. Pretty much everything that comes out of Anya's mouth is pretty funny. but i can list some of my faves 😛

"My buds are here! I love my buds!" -- Buffy

"You're my friend! You're my Xander-shaped friend!" -- Buffy

"I bet you'd let a girl go off to her doom all by herself." -- Cordelia
"Not just any girl. You're special." -- Xander

"I laugh in the face of danger! Then I hide until it goes away." -- Xander

"Why should someone want to harm Cordelia?" -- Giles
"Maybe because they met her? Did *I* say that?" -- Willow

"We are totally overreacting."-- Buffy
"But it's fun, isn't it?" -- Xander

"He's shot! Are you okay?"-- Willow
"I, um, I'm shot, you know. Wow! It's odd. And painful." -- Oz!

ANYA
"I like my money the way it is... when it's mine."

"Sure, alternate realities. You could uh, could have like a world without shrimp. Or with, you know, nothing but shrimp. Just don't ask me to live there!"

"I like you. You're funny, and you're nicely shaped. And frankly, it's ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not... interlock. Please remove your clothing now."

"We were gonna light a bunch of candles and have sex near them."

"She gets to fondle the money?"

"I'm just so excited. They come in, I help them, they give us money in exchange for goods, you give me money for working for you. I have a place in the world now. I'm part of the system. I'm a workin' gal"

"Anya, promise to love you, to cherish you, to honor you, uh, but not to obey you, of course, because that's anachronistic and misogynistic and who do you think you are, like a sea captain or something?"

"Don't be ridiculous. Martha Stewart isn't a demon. She's a witch. Nobody could do that much decoupage without calling on the powers of darkness."

"You want to look at the money? I find it always calms me."

"Oh, I'd forgotten how much swords through the chest hurt"

"I'll get Kennedy to watch the girls. She's tough. Imminent death won't bother her"

Drusilla
"I met an old man. Didn't like him. He got stuck in my teeth."

"Bite your tongue! They used to eat cake, and eggs, and honey, until you came and ripped their throats out.""

"We're going to destroy the world. Want to come?"

"Oh, I see you. A man surrounded by fools who cannot see his strength, his vision, his glory. That, and burning baby fish swimming all around your head"

Glory
"Oh, I see you. A man surrounded by fools who cannot see his strength, his vision, his glory. That, and burning baby fish swimming all around your head"

"Hey! Minions, I can hear you. God-like ears don't miss much, you know what I'm sayin'?"

"I just want you to know -- this whole "beat you to death" thing I'm doing is valuable time out of my life that I'm never going to get back

"Blonde. Short. Strong for a human... and massively rude! Broke my shoe, took my monk. Do you have any idea who I'm talking about?"

"Oh god, please don't tell me I was fighting a vampire slayer! How unbelievably common. If I had friends and they heard about this..."

buffy
"(Watching MTV) TV is a good thing. Bright colours. Music. Tiny little people"
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Andrew is sitting on a closed toilet lid in the bathroom, talking into a video camera propped on the wastebasket in front of him. He speaks quickly trying to finish before whoever is pounding on the door enters.

ANDREW: Let’s rejoin them now to see—

The door slams open and ANYA enters, furious.

ANYA: For God’s sakes, Andrew! You’ve been in here thirty minutes. What are you doing?
ANDREW: Entertaining and educating.
ANYA: Why can’t you just masturbate like the rest of us?
 
I'm Buffy...the vampire Slayer, and you are ?

That line is just wonderful. It's funny, but also really important to Buffy. She comes to terms with who she is, and what her destiny is.
 
Ready Randy? Ready Joan.

I'm in love with you. Powerfully, painfully in love.

Oh, breathtaking. It's like somebody slaughtered an Abercrombie and Fitch catalog.

I wear the cheese. The cheese does not wear me.
 
Actually it was much bigger than theatres. It was a cultural movement, altough it ruling time was very short. Spike was around then and i do not think he visited theatres much in 60's.
 
in Wrecked, Warren: ''we should probably just get the 'freezeray' outta here''
 
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