palabravampiress
Bidet of Evil
^ The question of vampire bodily functions remains a mystery... a potentially icky mystery that I don't think anyone particularly wants to solve, especially when it comes to what they do in the bathroom (eww). On the subject of bodily fluids, though, I will say this: we know they can bleed and we know they can cry. We also know that, through some strange mystical loophole, Angel and Darla were able to make a baby. All of that would seem to suggest that bodily fluids exist and function normally, but that vamps are sterile for some reason having more to do with the egg and sperm cells themselves than with the fluids used to, erm, transport them. I don't think Spuffy babies are within the realm of possibility, but as Connor proves, a powerful being could, if so motivated, bend the rules. I just really hope that never happens.
It's true... the thought if Giles' death is far, far worse than the contemplation of Spuffy babies, even down to the nitty, gritty, and gross aspects of the question.
It's true... the thought if Giles' death is far, far worse than the contemplation of Spuffy babies, even down to the nitty, gritty, and gross aspects of the question.