God I hate that ship!

What ships do you just HATE?

  • Bangel (Buffy and Angel)

    Votes: 9 9.2%
  • Briley (Buffy and Riley)

    Votes: 13 13.3%
  • Spuffy (Buffy and Spike)

    Votes: 8 8.2%
  • Fuffy (Buffy and Faith)

    Votes: 2 2.0%
  • Tillow (Willow and Tara)

    Votes: 1 1.0%
  • Willow and Oz

    Votes: 1 1.0%
  • Willow and Kennedy

    Votes: 13 13.3%
  • Xander and Cordelia

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Cangel (Cordelia and Angel)

    Votes: 10 10.2%
  • Xanya (Xander and Anya)

    Votes: 1 1.0%
  • Giles and Joyce

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Fred and Wesley

    Votes: 1 1.0%
  • Cordelia and Wesley

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Lilah and Wesley

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Cordelia and Connor

    Votes: 31 31.6%
  • Angel(us) and Darla

    Votes: 2 2.0%
  • Spike and Drusilla

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Spike and Harmony

    Votes: 1 1.0%
  • Faith and Xander

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Spike and Anya

    Votes: 1 1.0%
  • Fred and Gunn

    Votes: 2 2.0%
  • Cordelia and Doyle

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Dawn and Xander

    Votes: 1 1.0%
  • Willow and Xander

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Others (specify)

    Votes: 1 1.0%

  • Total voters
    98

Tueuse de Vampires

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okay, so we have a thread about what everyone's favourite ship is, so I thought I'd make one about ships you absolutely cannot stand.
Yup, so vote on the poll, tell us about ships you loathe 🙂
 
Willow/Kennedy. Aside from my abject loathing of Kennedy, I just felt that this relationship was forced and fake.
 
ok i was about to vote willow/kennedy. but honestly, i can't stand angelus/darla. more because i never liked darla. she was whiny and annoying and...blech. i really didn't like them together. and i find her even more annoying as im watching season 2 of angel. just big flashing, neon "NO" sign.
 
What is it with you people, calling couples "ships" and giving them one name? V. lame.

Well that was just a joyous post to behold. They are called 'ships', short for relationships. The names of these ships are shortened down into one name becuase it is faster to type. Typing the full thing gets a bit tedious.
 
Okay so I have a few, but the one I really loathe has to be Willow and Kennedy. I also really despise Connor and Cordy (just yucky). Those are the only ones I really hate. Ones that kind of bug me but can have their moments would have to be Gunn and Fred (even though they were kind of cute I always wanted her to be with Wesley they were just sooo cute) and Spike and Harmony were a bit annoying just because Harmony is really irritating from time to time. :smile:
 
If you mean which *relationships* did we hate, we should be able to choose more than one. I can think of three or four. On the other hand, if you meant which *'shipping* did we hate (i.e., which *'shipper concept*,) then I have to pick all of them. In the time since I started following online BtVS discussions, they've gone from something with an incredible depth of analysis to something that's almost entirely dominated by 'shipper factions. Blah...


Oh, and I like Willow & Kennedy. Not as much as Willow & Tara, but still.
 
Tueuse de Vampires
Tueuse de Vampires
sorry I forgot to put multiple choices :( But now everyone has to really think which one they hate the most, lol
Cordy and Connor. Squicked me out, man. I have no further analysis to add. I'm too busy making like a certain king we all know and pokin' out my eyes. 🙂
 
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DarklyDreamingDrusilla
Oh, Oedipus Rex, good times!
I'm with PV...Cordy and Connor= world of NO!!! A Greek tragedy is enough did we relly need the Whedon version? I thought Sophocles got it spot on the first time. We were good.

*Kean goes to gorge her own eyes out from the sheer ick factor of Cordy/Connor thoughts*
 
I'd like to know why the concept of Giles/Joyce is up there but Buffy/Giles isn't. Personally, I think Guffy is one of the ickiest please-make-me-blind ships ever. ::shudders:: bleurgh! Failing that, on the ones that are listed definitely Cordelia/Connor. It was a Freudian nightmare gone even more horribly wrong. It was all kinds of creepy. He was just a boy- even though he was said to be eighteen he acted like a much younger boy and she had been a Mother to him and he had been just a baby and she'd been fantasizing about doing the nasty with his Dad.... Complex and gross. Excuse me while I shudder continuously for the next hour. Bleurgh!
 
Tueuse de Vampires
Tueuse de Vampires
lol, that's why there's an option called 'others'. If you take it that way there are tons of icky ships out there, so I though I'd just feature the most common one
Everyone knows I'm a major Bangel hater, but even I would accept that ship before Connor/Cordelia. Connor's my favorite character, yeah, but Cordy was the closest thing he had to a mom! That was just wrong!! Even I have to do some eye gorging at that scene. Althought, it might have been worth the pain if we'd got to see a sweaty, almost nake Vincent out of it! Too bad the sheet had to be pulled up so high to hide Charisma's bump...which just makes the whole scene even more squick-worthy, knowing Charisma was pregnant enough at the time to have a bump that needed hiding!
 
^ Giles and Buffy? Yeah... I don't get it. Giles was hot stuff... but a Giles/Buffy pairing would be too Connor/Cordy for me. I'm glad Joss only delved into that Freudian stuff once. Once was enough.
 
^ Giles and Buffy? Yeah... I don't get it. Giles was hot stuff... but a Giles/Buffy pairing would be too Connor/Cordy for me. I'm glad Joss only delved into that Freudian stuff once. Once was enough.

My thinking exactly. When I watched the Connor/Cordy storylines I remember actually thinking 'See this is why Giles/Buffy would be so, so wrong'. It always makes me think of a Xander line in Something Blue 'Can I be blind too?'
 
I voted for Connor and Cordy

"ever think their relationship is maybe a little bit...icky?"
 
There are a few Giles/Buffy fics on the web, so I know there are a few people who ship them, even if it makes my skin crawl. But the one ship that would literally make me violently ill would be Giles/Dawn. I mean, come on?! Who in their right mind could ever write something with that pairing?! I know there are people out there who write that pairing, but I can't honestly see what would be attractive about the two of them together. Just thinking about...*retches* yuck, no, pass the bucket!
 
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Joyce Summers
I'd never even seen a reference to that pairing. But now I have...I don't think my skin will ever stop crawling. Creepy.
V
Violette
I can't imagine Giles being with Buffy or Dawn ever (or any of the Scoobies for that matter), just too creepy for me. Giles and Joyce, on the other hand, would make a lovely couple.
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charmingslayer
That is messed up disgusting
Social Suicide agrees: lol, that's why there's an option called 'others'. If you take it that way there are tons of icky ships out there, so I though I'd just feature the most common one

Hehe, I know there was others and I appreciate that. My shock and horror was that there was such a great couple up there ::coughs out Giles/Joyce:: as an option for ickyness but Giles/Buffy, le horror du horrors wasn't. I was offended on behalf of one of my favorite 'ships. Haha. 😉
 
Connor and Cordy - gross and icky and so, so wrong (WRONGWRONGWRONG).

Willow and Kennedy - I never bought that Willow was actually really in to Kennedy and never saw sparks with these two, not one. I'm with Blondie Bear, forced and fake.

Fred and Gunn - they just didn't connect for me. It didn't bum me out or affect the way I enjoyed Angel, I just... didn't feel it. I also really wanted to see her with Wesley.



When I think of Giles and Buffy together the two words in my head are father/daughter - never thought of them another way.
 
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Blondie Bear
I didn't like Fred & Gunn, either; I liked her with Wesley.
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Wiccaness
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okay, i am now going to act like i have a plethora of time on my hands, because this is something i just need to delve into. call it a quirk, or whatever you will, but i will now give a brief analysis (well, ill try to make it brief 😛) on each of the ships on that poll. i know i just explained what i was about to do; call it another quirk.

Bangel (Buffy and Angel)= i ship basically half buffy/angel half buffy/spike. im just on the fence. i like both relationships, but in different ways, and i dont feel there needs to be 'an ultimate' love for buffy.
Briley (Buffy and Riley)= did not like them so much. however, my hatred for riley (though strong) has waned a weensy bit. especially since he marries someone who's not buffy 🙂. plus, there are much worse pairings out there!
Spuffy (Buffy and Spike)= see buffy/angel. the only time i couldnt stand this ship was in s6. it just got terrible there and i didnt like it. it wasnt healthy, and i know that was the point, but that doesnt mean i have to be a fan of it.
Fuffy (Buffy and Faith)= i see where it comes from, and im not an avid shipper of it, but im not against it either. not major comments for this ship.
Tillow (Willow and Tara)= love love love love! :heart: one of my favourite buffyverse couples ever! tara was a wonderful character, and they had a sweet, great relationship not based on the fact that it was a lesbian one. both characters grew and changed from this relationship.
Willow and Oz= okay, i love willow/tara, but i love willow/oz too! thats allowed. they were so cute! 🙂
Willow and Kennedy= i did not like it. i might have grown to like it in time, but even thats not for sure. i did not like kennedy as a character, i do not think she was a good match for willow, and i think their relationship was rushed (and yes, i understand why that last one can be an invalid argument, but its me-logic 😛. sorry; i see the 'mom logic' above me 🙂)
Xander and Cordelia= i did not prefer them to xander/anya, and i did not love them, but they were good. it was funny, and a good growing point for her.
Cangel (Cordelia and Angel)= sorry, i dont support this ship. its not icky like cordy/connor *shudder*, but i prefer angel with buffy, and the relationship just didnt peak my interest. it seemed off to me somehow.
Xanya (Xander and Anya)= ah, my other favourite buffyverse relationship!!!!! funny, great matches for each other, deep love, deep tensions. t'sall good 😀.
Giles and Joyce= before i knew about jenny, i shipped for them. now i like them both. they did work well together, plus the whole 'band candy' hilarity 🙂.
Fred and Wesley= oh look! another favourite buffyverse couple! they just had this great and sweet love that was wonderful.
Cordelia and Wesley= believe it or not, i dont hate this that much. they werent a major couple, and it was just kind of a humourous, awkward thing that never even really worked. if it had gone much further than it did, i probably wouldnt have liked it. they ended up good friends, and that was certainly better!
Lilah and Wesley= well, let's see. i love lilah, i love wesley, i love the couple and all it entailed. yup, this one checks out too 🙂.
Cordelia and Connor= thats who i voted for. ew ew ew ew ew ew ew!!!!! i think others before me have already explained it better than i could.
Angel(us) and Darla= i was going to say i felt neutral about them, but i dont think i do. i like angel with buffy, so thats immediately points against them. also, ive never enjoyed the darla plotline of angel s2 that much. but, thinking further about it, i think i like that plotline better than i used to, and it could not have happened without this couple. so, while i dont like them as a couple, i do like how their coupley ways contributed to the s2 plotline about darla. also, without darla/angel(us), wouldnt angel be a long dead irishman named liam right now? 😉
Spike and Drusilla= i really like this ship. they were good evil together, it was the first sense we had that vampires could love, it was cool how he cared so much for her, etc. and so forth. i think this opinion was assured for me the last time i saw 'lie to me', when buffy is about to kill dru, so spike tells the vamps to let everyone go. that shows how much he cares.
Spike and Harmony= for purely comic purposes, they were good. for nothing else, pretty much. but because it was comic purposes, and not creepy or anything, i have no particular hatred for them.
Faith and Xander= i have nothing against what they did in 'the zeppo'. i have nothing against them re-referencing it, or maybe faith flirting with him a little for whatever reason. as an actual couple? a world of no. i just dont see it.
Spike and Anya= i think they really do get each other, as they mention in 'entropy', and as is clear in 'where the wild things are'. however, aside from meaningless sex, id not be a fan of any actual relationsip between them. especially since i love xander/anya so much 🙂.
Fred and Gunn= i love fred and wesley, but these two were so darn cute! plus, gunn is awesome. they're like the willow/oz to willow/tara in my eyes. not true loves, but still awesome and adorable.
Cordelia and Doyle= believe it or not, and bash if you must, this is my favourite couple for her (and really the only one for him). it may have to do with him dying so early. it was sad, and left the aura that there was this potential for them that could have worked. also, it didnt have time to go sour. i think i like her better with the xander and doyle dork-types than the heroic angel types. i think they were good together in what i saw of them, and would have made a good couple.
Dawn and Xander= i have new apprieciation for this couple. i mean, ive always liked dawn's crush on him. that was cute. but (i think its a lot of the dander-shipping BBers influence 😉), i have a new like for them possibly being a future couple, once they are bit older and etc. they care about each other, and are sweet together. and since anya's dead 🙂(), theres nothing upsetting me about this ship on that front.
Willow and Xander= willow's crush on him earlier was cute, and you couldnt help but feel bad that xander didnt notice or respond. i liked their little affair in s3 for what it was also, but it was good that it ended. they have the ultimate friend love for each other. they are best for each other that way. its almost (not exactly completely, but almost) like a brother and sister dating. i prefer them better as the best friends that they are.

now that i have wasted about a half hour that i dont have doing this.....em, its not good 😛. and to top it all off, i will inevitably get bashed, since i either praised or criticized almost every buffyverse couple or potential buffyverse couple. feel free to ask me to elaborate about anything, since i didnt very much due to the sheer number of all those couples i just commented on! just please, hold back the shoe-assaults 😛.
 
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November
OMG You read my brain! Only one I dont agree on is Xander/Dawn. Whats your take on Xander/Buffy?
palabravampiress
palabravampiress
awesome post!
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Lily
just for the effort you put in!!
I was torn between Willow & Kennedy and Cordelia & Connor, but I went with Willow and Kennedy, just because everyone's voting for Cordelia and Connor...does that ship even have a name, or does the sheer ickyness of it prevent people from even making a ship name for them?
 
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Spirit_Of_Fred
cordonnor? condelia? hehe; funny names :P
caitaintdead
caitaintdead
maybe its no coincidence that the couple is as vomit inducing as the names!
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