How was your day? - Part 5

I had a dream that John Butler was serenading me on a roadtrip to Nannup with the pub owners wife. He was singing "I'll kiss you back " and I was thinking "yeah nah, you're hot but have probably had a taste of every VD in the state. Pass. But dont stop singing"

I think its a sign that I am meant to go to his winery concert.
 
ILLYRIAN
ILLYRIAN
That Butler guy was he the bass player for Black Sabbath?
I cant sleep. I am so stressed out. I could forget about christmas at home, but today I was in the city shops and christmas was everywhere. I am so stressed that I'll be inundated with gifts at christmas again. No matter how much I beg to be left out of it, my family still brings down a boot load of presents when they visit. I have no need for the excessive stuff they buy, yet have many needs they would rather ignore. I have already donated and binned so much crap they sent down here with me. I cant handle more christmas crap when I still havent got through the stuff in the shed. The stuff I said to send to the tip rather than with me. I cant seem to word an appropriate email to them, my frustration shows and they'll disregard it as panic attacks, that I don't mean it. But I do! I do not need more stuff. I have too much useless stuff. They seem to replenish the supply of crap as fast as I can sort and bin it.

I hate christmas so much, its getting harder and harder to avoid. How do other non christmas conformists cope?
 
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HowiMetdaSlayer
HowiMetdaSlayer
why don't they get you stuff you need? Can you tell them what you want?
@HowiMetdaSlayer I've been asking for what I need for years. Even at birthdays. It is not what they want to give me.
My Mum is good, she stopped the silliness, the last time I got chrissy pressies from her it was loo roll and laundry powder - useful things! We agreed after a year of RPattz pressies, that the washing machine is my pressie for 5 years, so she's no stress. The father/stepfamily expect the same amount spent on them in return. I dont "believe" in christmas, they still push their consumer beliefs on me. I had double of so much stuff they forgot they brought me already, and Aldi just made it worse.
 
HowiMetdaSlayer
HowiMetdaSlayer
that sucks *hugs*
I'm getting fed up of the damned birds destroying my fruit trees, I tried shade cloths over the tree but them flaming birds got underneath the nets then ate the tree, the fruit then crapped on the ground on their crap became toxic to the tree. Now I'm experimenting with using a frame of wire fencing under the shade cloth, being environmentally aware I'm using solar panels to supply the electricity the electrify the *shade cloth*.
The birds are so used to people that scarecrows are not effective anymore.
That's a thought a scarecrow with a sensor connected to a crow scarer?
 
That sucks @ILLYRIAN . The little buggers try to get mine too! I put my nets up a little while ago, so far so good. I picked up some jarrah from the destruction across the street and altered my frame so now I have a walk in orchid. I sewed up the holes with wool (a mouse died in my wool box, so I wasnt about to knit with it). I can hear those sneaky birds in the garden right now. They know better than to attempt to land here while I have a rake in my hand. I tried flags and streamers last year, they thought they were play toys 🙄

Usually they leave the citrus alone, but this year they are after the mandarins and limes too!! They are such smart creatures that I wonder if a nerf gun would deter them. Its only those bloody ringnecks that do the damage to mine. They rip off the baby fruit, throw it on the ground and laugh with glee. Nasty things are hostile to other birds too.

I hope your new set up works.
 
Ethan Reigns
Ethan Reigns
Plant a Manchineel tree. The fruit looks like a lime but is toxic and corrosive. They are all over the place in Barbados.
ILLYRIAN
ILLYRIAN
What was that you said, I sewed up the holes with wool - darn!
ILLYRIAN said:
I'm getting fed up of the damned birds destroying my fruit trees, I tried shade cloths over the tree but them flaming birds got underneath the nets then ate the tree, the fruit then crapped on the ground on their crap became toxic to the tree. Now I'm experimenting with using a frame of wire fencing under the shade cloth, being environmentally aware I'm using solar panels to supply the electricity the electrify the *shade cloth*.
The birds are so used to people that scarecrows are not effective anymore.
That's a thought a scarecrow with a sensor connected to a crow scarer?
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Good ol' two hairs Simpson and his leaf rake
Was stood at the base of his garden's tree
About to climb up the step ladder he made
To eat the Christmas pie in the trees house.
But the crow's kept getting out of the pie
Maybe I'm not hitting them hard enough
He thought then wondered what if I leave
Maggie's toy hammer for Marg's metal one
The "You can't touch this." ( MC ) hammer.
 
@ILLYRIAN That Butler guy was he the bass player for Black Sabbath?

No, local dude, this guy -

@Anyanka Bunny Killer (I liked Bunny Slayer better) that is totally me with the rake. But I don't chase Crows, crows are my friends. I chase the poofta looking ones.
 
HoppyHippy,
I think ABS changes her name from time to time just to see if we are watching, it sends her into hysterics, well she has a bit of a laugh anyway when we get her wrong or use an old name.
I've tried chasing the crows but the rotten sods have a bad habit of flying.

As for that Butler name all I've heard of him is Geezer.
 
Anyanka Bunny Slayer
Anyanka Bunny Slayer
It wasn't my decision to change it from Slayer to Killer. This is a mystery.
I have an 11:45 appointment in Sherman Oaks today, and since the car has been stalling when I least expect it, I'll be taking the bus. No WAY am I taking a car that unexpectedly stalls on the freeway! That's just asking for trouble and its sooooo stressfuI. (I think the car gets a kick out of it) Imagine being in heavy traffic, always wondering when/if your car will just die. It's terrible. So I'm not even dealing with that nonsense today.

Oh!! I'd totally forgotten that Sebastian Stan was the Mad Hatter on Once Upon A Time! That man has the most beautiful face. ❤ And those pretty lips. It's unfortunate that he's only 5' 7" but I still love the guy. He has a mysterious look to him. Maybe it's the Romanian blood...he must be decended from gypsies and vampires.

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Full day. Spent a few hours at my daytime project, quite possibly breaking my back in half. Then it was an hour in the dentist chair for a root canal on my front tooth which, now that the sedation has worn off, hurts like...well, not hell, but pretty bad. Then, because I clearly hate myself, I decided that instead of waiting on a comfortable couch in front of the TV for my mom to come home, I would walk in the pouring rain and minus degrees for an hour to go to my mom's office and then drive home with her.

I suck.
 
Today has been another stressy day. Abbs grandad had another heart attack at 4.30am. Then had an emergency triple bypass operation at 8am - 2pm. Still waiting to see if they have managed to wake him up. It's down to his body now as to if he comes around and is ok 🙁

A day full of worry. Abbs Dad took a taxi from here to Brighton (nearly 40 miles away) to get to his Mum this morning. So it was all rush and panic first thing. Now it's just a waiting game.
 
Ahh, what a sad forlorn face, that Sebastian Stan looks really P'd off. Reply #192
You do know why don't you, he had an 11:30 appointment in Sherman Oaks.
 
ILLYRIAN said:
Ahh, what a sad forlorn face, that Sebastian Stan looks really P'd off. Reply #192
You do know why don't you, he had an 11:30 appointment in Sherman Oaks.
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How dare you. *slaps* Sebastian is adorable and I'd bear his child; even though he's shorter than me. And usually I'm NEVER attracted to guys who are shorter than me.

Oh, and by the way...here's another *SLAP* for your bloody impertinence. 😛😛😛
 
Oh right, sorry! When you wrote
@Anyanka Bunny Slippers: How dare you. *slaps* Sebastian is adorable.
I couldn't understand why you would *slap* Sebastian.
Lucky me, I only got a slap for my impertinence.

But oh how lucky of me, physical contact with the Anyanka Bunny Slayer !
And here's me being only 6ft 3.
 
ILLYRIAN said:
Oh right, sorry! When you wrote
@Anyanka Bunny Slippers: How dare you. *slaps* Sebastian is adorable.
I couldn't understand why you would *slap* Sebastian.
Lucky me, I only got a slap for my impertinence.

But oh how lucky of me, physical contact with the Anyanka Bunny Slayer !
And here's me being only 6ft 3.
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Both slaps were meant for you, smart ass. And you know it. 😅

6' 3"? Hmmm. Interesting. 😇
 
Well it is nice to know it has been noticed,
my spending all that time cleaning my botty, "smart ass" huh
then the hours of wax on, wax off did the trick.

Beats a Brazilian to the botty.
 
ILLYRIAN said:
Well it is nice to know it has been noticed,
my spending all that time cleaning my botty, "smart ass" huh
then the hours of wax on, wax off did the trick.

Beats a Brazilian to the botty.
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You do realise that you're rather demented, right? 😅
 
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