I want to change my answer a bit about if I met Eliza, though I won't edit my previous post to do it. I thought about it, and, it's not exactly just that Eliza is beautiful. She's certainly attractive and very pretty, but on a simple physical hotness scale, I'd have a hard time picking her over Kirstin Dunst in Bring It On. It's something else really. Eliza has this great charisma and magnetism. There is something about her that says "I'm a good time! I'm fun to be around!" I was going to say that she's cool, but I don't think that's right. She's not cool...she's even a little bit odd, but she's so damn confident in being herself that she sort of creates her own cool (think about the 80's style sunglasses, the frizzy hair, the occasional weird outfits, all the bad girl roles, the non-mainstream movies/roles, and so on). Some people enjoy being themselves so much that you can't help but enjoy being around them. I suspect Eliza is one of these people.
A lot of people seem to worship Eliza because she's beautiful or whatever (with all the in-love fantasies that go along). Personally, I'd rather run into her at a club, buy her a drink or five, and have a good time hanging out, talking, and getting to know her a little bit. Then at the end of the night, I'd tell her it was great to meet her and that I had fun and be on my way. And no, I'm not gay 🙂
edit: forgot to mention that I would give her a BIG hug before being on my way 😀