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Guest
I'm sorry, but I thought Spike's opening monologue about Angel was the funniest. I don't believe I've read anything about it yet. I'll post it to refresh your memory. ;]
Camera pulls back to reveal Spike watching them from a rooftop above them.
Spike in high voice: How can I thank you, you mysterious, black-clad hunk of a night thing? (low voice) No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a badass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. Now I'm just a big, fluffy puppy with bad teeth. (Rachel steps closer to Angel, and Angel steps back warding her off with his hands) No, not the hair! Never the hair! (high voice) But there must be someway I can show my appreciation. (low voice) No, helping those in need is my job, - and working up a load of sexual tension, and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough! (high voice) I understand. I have a nephew who is gay, so� (low voice) Say no more. Evil's still afoot! And I'm almost out of that Nancy-boy hair-gel that I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away!�
Spike lights a cigarette while he watches Angel lead Rachel away.
Spike: Go on with you. Play the big, strapping hero while you can. You have a few surprises coming your way. - The ring of Amarra, a visit from your old pal Spike, - and, oh yeah, - your gruesome, horrible death.� Smiles.