"In the Dark"

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I'm sorry, but I thought Spike's opening monologue about Angel was the funniest. I don't believe I've read anything about it yet. I'll post it to refresh your memory. ;]
Camera pulls back to reveal Spike watching them from a rooftop above them.
Spike in high voice: How can I thank you, you mysterious, black-clad hunk of a night thing? (low voice) No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a badass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. Now I'm just a big, fluffy puppy with bad teeth. (Rachel steps closer to Angel, and Angel steps back warding her off with his hands) No, not the hair! Never the hair! (high voice) But there must be someway I can show my appreciation. (low voice) No, helping those in need is my job, - and working up a load of sexual tension, and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough! (high voice) I understand. I have a nephew who is gay, so� (low voice) Say no more. Evil's still afoot! And I'm almost out of that Nancy-boy hair-gel that I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away!�
Spike lights a cigarette while he watches Angel lead Rachel away.
Spike: Go on with you. Play the big, strapping hero while you can. You have a few surprises coming your way. - The ring of Amarra, a visit from your old pal Spike, - and, oh yeah, - your gruesome, horrible death.� Smiles.
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Haha yeah... that was so Spike-esque for him to do. I heard that he also did that in ONE TAKE!.. talk about skills and being able to contain your laughter. I'm sure if I was James and had to deliver a scene like that it would take me atleast 10 takes for me until I got through the lines without laughing and even then, my acting abilities would probably suck hahha
 
Like Buffy, I have it on my computer... it is so incredibly funny.

Quickly, to the Angel mobile, away!!!
 
Ohh yessss! thtya sene has me laughing each time! My fav is ..and prancing around like a magnifiscent poof is thanks enough!... i understand i have a nephew who's gay! ha ha...
 
Absolute classic scene in an absolute classic episode. One of the highlights of all five seasons, in fact! 😀
 
one of Spike's best lines EVER!
very closly followed by his 'Englsih Speech' in Tebula Rasa! lol!
 
That was a great scene. And so very Spike. 😀 I chuckle every time I watch it.
 
This line is one of the funniest things Spike has ever said, I remember laughing half way throught it and I missed the last part of it!
 
Yeah i love this qoute to, I dont have it on my computer but i have it on each of my buffy qoute Cd's that i made lol Along with Buffy's Cookie dough theory, Some older qoutes, oh and of course the ever popular "Hey party in my eye socket and everyone's invited!"
 
That whole speech is freakin' hilarious, I love the part about the nancy-boy hairgel the best, makes me laugh every time I hear it. These little moments in Angel are almost what makes the whole show, imo......like the dancing in She.
 
Spike's speech was so hilarious! One of my favourite Season 1 Angel moments.
 
I love this little speech of spikes, I'd forgotten all about it till I read this thread! It makes me giggle everytime as Spikes lines actually match Angels and the girls manerisms perfectly.

Thanks for reminding me of this and bringing a smile to my face.
 
"No, not the hair. Never the hair. I've ran out of that nancy-boy hair gel I love so much."

Yeah, classic quote. Classic episode.
 
This was freaking hilarious!!!!!!! I remember the first time I watched it. I missed most of it because I was laughing so hard, lol. My favourite part is when the girl moves forward and Angel steps back with his hands out to stop her, and Spike says 'Not the hair, never the hair'. LOL! * Goes to watch it. *
 
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