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Okay, so we know who won your votes for fave fight. What fight would you have liked to see happen, but never did? ( Really, I'm a lover not a fighter!) Me personally- Evil willow and Faith! :crazymonk :chainsaw: : poke: :holdbreat
 
I would of loved to see Evil Willow & Faith battle it out, and then Fred againest Lilah, I reckon they would of been quite mean fighters againest each other.
 
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Jill_Valentine
Fred Vs. Lilah would have been fantastic...
Kevin said:
Miss Kitty Fantastico
vs.
Rat Buffy


Oh yeah. There would be blood.
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INT. WILLOW AND TARAS COLLEGE ROOM


Buffy walks in through the door..


BUFFY
Hey Willow, do you still have my boots? Will?


Buffy peers around the empty room, when suddenly there's a green BOOM OF SMOKE.


BUFFY (heard, not seen)
Will, have you been playing with the naughty spell book again? If I were Giles I'd be frowning a Giles like frown right now.


The smoke clears, to reveal Buffy is a RAT. All small and rattish.


BUFFY
Uhm. Oh, crap. This day couldn't get much worse.


Miss Kitty Fantasico walks into the room and sits by the door.


BUFFY
Ok. I take that back. I appear to be a rat AGAIN. Hey, Kitty. I forgot your name... What's your name?


KITTY
Meow.


BUFFY
Okay. Right. Do you want to hurt me?


KITTY
Meow.


BUFFY
NARRRGH! Give me something!


Buffy Rat approaches Kitty. Kitty calmy approaches Buffy Rat, and starts to lick Buffy's ear.


BUFFY
Is it wrong this feels good? I mean. Eww! Stop!


Buffy rat attempts to scurry away, at which point Kitty starts to MEOW in an erratic manner.


BUFFY
Now I know why Mom wouldn't let me get Pussy.

(pauses)

BUFFY
I'll rephrase that. A pussy. Oh, who cares, I'm a talking rat.


Kitty LEAPS at Buffy Rat.

Buffy Rat stands on it's hynd legs, leaps in the air and meets Kitty in midair. Slow motion, Matrix style. Buffy Rat BITES Kitty's leg. BLOOD SPLATTERS across Buffy Rats fur. Both animals land.


BUFFY
Okay. Somebody is going to need to bathe me now, and it ain't gonna be you.


KITTY
Meow.


At this point Buffy Rat stands on her hynd legs again, and raises her Rattie FISTS.


BUFFY
That's it. Come and get some, Mr. Or Missus. Whichever you are.


Kitty LEAPS FULL SPEED at Buffy Rat. Buffy Rat uses her SLAYER RAT strength to toss Kitty across the room behind her.


BUFFY
Eat me, get furballs. You've been warned.


Willow walks into the room, across to the open cupboard to close it. Tara follows her in.


WILLOW
Oh crap, I stood on something icky. I think you left gum on the floor, Tara.


Blood streams across the floor. Kitty Fantastico sits in the corner of the room, smuggly puuring.


KITTY
Meow!
 
I started laughing when I read Buffy rat vs Kitty Fantastico, and haven't stopped since. Talk about ROFLMAO.

OK, that's a tough act to follow, but I'll go Fang Gang vs. Scoobs.
 
lol...maybe we can get a mini-fic about each possible match-up....that would be interesting though...I think the Scoobs would win though.
 
nerd4hire said:
I started laughing when I read Buffy rat vs Kitty Fantastico, and haven't stopped since. Talk about ROFLMAO.

OK, that's a tough act to follow, but I'll go Fang Gang vs. Scoobs.
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I can see it now. Drusilla and Xander sneak off to neck while Darla and Buffy fight to the death. Willow and Oz (or Tara) battle Spike with insults about his bad poetry. Oh, and I guess that leaves Angelus. He's either moping or drooling. Moping because drusilla left him for Xander, or drooling while watching Buffy and Darla. (I'll let you chose weather or not theres oil of some kind involved!) :clown2:
I know, I know. I have issues.
 
NSlayMode said:
agreeable, but are balloons usually mad? 🙂
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All balloons are mad. That's how they're so whimsical. Otherwise they'd be civil servants, not balloons. It's been proven that the only thing madder than a balloon is a Bag of Hats, but since I've used that phrase already this week, I went with Balloon, and by God I stand by my decision...
 
Lol at the Buffy Rat vs MKF.

Anyway, Darth Rosenberg vs Angelus. It would be epic, and oddly erotic (maybe thats just me).
 
I don't think he could stop her though...which is funny because the only person who could stop her was the person with the least amount of "special" powers...

How about Angel & Spike vs. The Immortal
 
Cordelia said:
I don't think he could stop her though...which is funny because the only person who could stop her was the person with the least amount of "special" powers...
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Crazy irony. What would be ironic is he wouldn't be able to help make her good again, but she did he. Circle of helping.
 
MRFAITH said:
Cordie v pre-vamp Harmony
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M_r_r_r_y_yeow. Go Mr Faith. I see where you're headed.

OK, I give you the Scoobs over the Fang Gang. How about this one? Angel's Avengers and Wolfram & Hart (Illyria at full ampage) vs Scoobs, coven, the slayeretes, the Watchers and White Witch Willow ( juice full-on).
 
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Jill_Valentine said:
All balloons are mad. That's how they're so whimsical. Otherwise they'd be civil servants, not balloons. It's been proven that the only thing madder than a balloon is a Bag of Hats, but since I've used that phrase already this week, I went with Balloon, and by God I stand by my decision...
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Okay, you get no argument here!
 
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Cordelia said:
How about Angel & Spike vs. The Immortal
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That would've definately been a heated battle! Lots of adrenaline! Thumbs up to that. It would've been nice to be able to put a face with a name for "The Immortal" though. My opinion.

Also, nice one Ashsan, that would've been pretty hot!

How about Harmony vs Wesley (Pre-ATS)? Or how about Kokistos vs. The Master? Glory vs. the first? The gentlemen vs. ubervamps? Okay, I'll stop.
 
LMFAO! I swear I have had such a HUGE laugh out of these responses! You all kick ass! Well, some of my ideas have already been expressed but I have one left...and this is in honor of AshSan and the the consistancy rule...

I want to see Spike VS Angel...but this time there HAS to be a pool filled with oil...and me in the middle...😉 I love ya Ash...lol...at least I'm bringing a sense of...um...comfort...lol...in the name of MAGUI! 😛 She'd truely respect this thought...
 
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